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Wobbly bases and famous faces! Lucy Beaumont, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Richard Herring, Paul Merson, Denise Van Outen and Layton Williams sink their teeth into throwing toothbrush holders.

Disco balls, surfboards and laundry that sorts itself... what more could you want? For Bryony and Matt: to finish their California-chic, Cornish coast home within their one-year deadline.

A missing persons investigation goes from a kidnapping to something even more sinister. In Hertfordshire, officers pursue a predator targeting elderly victims at cashpoints.

Expect the unexpected in this front-row seat to policing in Newcastle, one of Britain's liveliest cities. Officers tackle crime and disorder, from a brawl to a suspicious Big Mac.

Joan, who's 87, comes to Queen's in Nottingham after falling on a tram and cutting her head open. Rose, who's 19, faces life-changing injuries after being hit by a car.

A Newcastle tenant booby-traps their ex-flat with used needles hanging from the ceiling and doors. And a high-speed crash in Phoenix leaves blood smeared across a busy junction.

This time on the 'Box, The Grand Tour, Dragons' Den, The Box, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA, Holly Willoughby Together, The Runner and BBC News (Reform UK donations).

What do celebs from Stacey Solomon to Sara Cox think of Top of the Pops 1992, The Nevermets, Outrageous Homes, A Quiet Place and The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe.

The duo look back on the pros and cons of period properties and modern homes, from a sprawling semi in Whitley Bay to a clumsy new-build in Stevenage.

After losing everything, can Beth rebuild her life on a new continent? Cycling tour operators Heather and Wayne steer their Spanish business in a new direction.

Henry Cole and Gemma Longworth restore a 1947 Harley-Davidson and a redundant airplane seat.

Tracy and Ivano welcome their first overnight guests to their Italian settlement. Marc and Diedre's French holiday village grows in size, as they get the keys to a new property.

Laura Hamilton house-hunts near Limoges in France with Gary and Maggie from Norfolk. They want a place to retire to that's big enough for all the family, including their 13 grandchildren.

Julie and Paul are after a Spanish holiday home in Tarragona, where they can completely relax and switch off. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £100k can buy.

Lisa and Rob want to enjoy a slower pace of life in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

Accident-prone trainee teacher Kirsty Davenport hosts with a simple menu and some creative entertainment. But have the group already tired of Russell's constant jokes.

The guests have high expectations for Ann-Marie Hamilton's menu. And she plans to reveal her fun side with a surprise singalong in the garden.

Hairdresser Becci Moloney's outdoor bar is a hit with her female guests. But Russell and Adam don't know what to make of her collection of recycled toilets..

Self-confessed foodie Adam has been talking his night up all week. But his guests are surprised by a menu that doesn't amount to much more than posh bangers and mash.

Funnyman Russell Turnbull hosts the final night. He's played his culinary cards close to his chest, but can he actually cook.

A picky week culminates in a payment day packed with facilities failings fracas and allegations of tit-for-tat marking. Who's won it all.

Claire and her daughter Judy take in the Cretan charm of Chania as they search for a dream holiday home. Will a 19th-century character-oozing house grab them.

Diego, a brown bear, needs a new home and a new buddy. Jimmy and the team step in, and even read Diego bedtime stories. And a polar bear called Hope joins the rest of the gang.

Scooby the Great Dane seeks a new recruit for the gang. It's a double date for the Davies family with a Labrador and German Shepherd. And is Fox the Pomeranian about to get lucky.

At Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre, seven-year-old Hunter needs help after falling from a tree. And 45-year-old Kirsty has had an accident at a fun run.

A missing persons investigation goes from a kidnapping to something even more sinister. In Hertfordshire, officers pursue a predator targeting elderly victims at cashpoints.

What's the verdict on this week's biggest and best TV.

What do celebs from Stacey Solomon to Sara Cox think of Top of the Pops 1992, The Nevermets, Outrageous Homes, A Quiet Place and The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe.

This time on the 'Box, The Grand Tour, Dragons' Den, The Box, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA, Holly Willoughby Together, The Runner and BBC News (Reform UK donations).

Can Matt Lucas conquer his vertigo? Where did Chloe Petts find such a giant syringe? And why is Alex Horne flopping about in flippers and butterfly wings.

Wobbly bases and famous faces! Lucy Beaumont, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Richard Herring, Paul Merson, Denise Van Outen and Layton Williams sink their teeth into throwing toothbrush holders.

Brokers John and Mary head to Windsor to view a mega mansion in 40 acres of prime polo territory. And Guy Bradshaw from Sotheby's takes on a neglected Grade I listed mansion in North Wales.

Steve and Helen have travelled the world in search of the perfect holiday home and have settled on Torrox on the Costa del Sol. Can Scarlette Douglas find the right property for their £95k.

Claire and her daughter Judy take in the Cretan charm of Chania as they search for a dream holiday home. Will a 19th-century character-oozing house grab them.

Lisa and Rob want to enjoy a slower pace of life in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

The first host, eco-campaigner Hector Christie, serves up a menu of raw food and home-grown produce. But his guests are more impressed by his stately home.

Former cabaret queen and make-up artist Kirsten goes back to her roots with a Danish night. Her traditional menu is a hit, but what do the guests make of her singing.

Sales representative Damion Fearnley aims to impress with a carefully crafted menu of restaurant-quality food. But there's tension between two of his guests.

Theatre nurse Jenny Fox hopes to have the competition all sewn up by preparing her party with medical precision. But will her risqué entertainment prove too much.

Retired housekeeper Viv Foster - who has years of experience serving the rich and famous - raises the stakes with a butler, silver service and super posh nosh.

In Birmingham, Veda and Varun kick off with a Bollywood bash, Rachel and Anna serve up home-cooked favourites, and Dave and Su plan a Mad Hatter's tea party with costumes to boot.

Teresa, who moved to the UK from Portugal when she was five, wants to buy a holiday home on the western Algarve to reconnect with her roots. Are any of Laura Hamilton's properties perfect.

Paul and Bev want to fulfil their long-held dream of relocating to Torrevieja in Spain. Can Jean Johansson find their perfect property - with space for guests and a music room - for £100k.

Sue and Tony want a holiday bolthole in the French city of Carcassonne. With a property already on their radar, can any of Craig Rowe's options for their £100k win them over.

Gary and Alison are looking for a rural holiday home in the Haute-Vienne area of central France. Can Laura Hamilton find them the perfect place for their budget of £100k.

Jasmine Harman shows wedding dress designer Emma what the Greek island of Lefkada has to offer for her budget of £120k. Will she say 'I do' to a light-lustred lock-up-and-leave.

The duo look back on the pros and cons of period properties and modern homes, from a sprawling semi in Whitley Bay to a clumsy new-build in Stevenage.

Disco balls, surfboards and laundry that sorts itself... what more could you want? For Bryony and Matt: to finish their California-chic, Cornish coast home within their one-year deadline.

Can Matt Lucas conquer his vertigo? Where did Chloe Petts find such a giant syringe? And why is Alex Horne flopping about in flippers and butterfly wings.

In his award-winning stand up show, Joe Lycett lampoons everything from tyrannical Post Office jobsworths to the stupidity of celebrities on Twitter.

What's the verdict on this week's TV? Including Apocalypse, Trigger Point, Last Night of the Proms, The Chase, Police Interceptors, Forever Home and ITV News (school dinners).

This time on the 'Box, The Grand Tour, Dragons' Den, The Box, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA, Holly Willoughby Together, The Runner and BBC News (Reform UK donations).

A missing persons investigation goes from a kidnapping to something even more sinister. In Hertfordshire, officers pursue a predator targeting elderly victims at cashpoints.

At Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre, seven-year-old Hunter needs help after falling from a tree. And 45-year-old Kirsty has had an accident at a fun run.

Rita wants to sell her stepfather's collection of clocks so she can visit long-lost family. Kevin needs funds to properly house his collection of dresses, including a Coco Chanel.

Lee and Emma host the week's first visit at the Laurel Bank Hotel in Fife, where the B&Bers get into the swing of things on a golf course.

Winnie and Ashley hope their guests will lap up the luxury of the Hidden Horizon glampsite in Clydebank, with hot tubs, bubbly and a Loch Lomond boat trip up their sleeves.

Two B&Bers don't feel so sweet about their suite at father and daughter Jav and Sara's Lemonfield Hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland. But will a spot of glass blowing completely shatter the mood.

Everything is going far too well on the week's final visit, to Gary and Chris's place - The Grays Hotel in Blackpool. So naturally, the B&Bers root out some issues at breakfast.

Tension abounds on payment day, with a number of suspiciously low scores on the agenda. Who'll emerge from the vitriol victorious.

In Oxfordshire, Ru and Alex's recently refurbished inn doesn't immediately hit all the right notes. Can an afternoon of boozing at a brewery get them back on track.

Alex and Lucy host at their Suffolk glampsite. Their luxurious bell tents offer extensive creature comforts. But that's not enough for some..

The B&Bers go glamping for a second time, at Jo and Dan's plush site in Worcestershire, where a stain stains things for one pair.

The final visit of the week takes the B&Bers to Bromley, where Graham and Vee encourage their guests to lord it up at their elegant manor.

It's been a week of divisive digs and bothersome DIY breakfasts. What better way to sort it all out than a good old-fashioned sit down on payment day.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer return to south London to catch up with twins Chris and Matt, who were buying together, and trainee solicitor Jemma, who was after her first home.

The duo look back on the pros and cons of period properties and modern homes, from a sprawling semi in Whitley Bay to a clumsy new-build in Stevenage.

Laura Hamilton helps Veronica and Jude from north London search for their perfect holiday home on Spain's Costa de la Luz, to share with Jude's teenage children, for their £110k budget.

Kim and Rob love the traditional white villages of Andalucía, the Pueblos Blancos, and are looking for a bolthole to enjoy with all the family. Can Danni Menzies find their ideal property.

Lisa and Rob want to enjoy a slower pace of life in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

Claire and her daughter Judy take in the Cretan charm of Chania as they search for a dream holiday home. Will a 19th-century character-oozing house grab them.

Two teen brothers need a peacekeeper. Is Maggie, a cute Chihuahua cross, the one? And Nicola and Matt want very different dogs - can Woodgreen find them a compromise pooch.

What's the verdict on this week's TV? Including Apocalypse, Trigger Point, Last Night of the Proms, The Chase, Police Interceptors, Forever Home and ITV News (school dinners).

Tense sci-fi thriller starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. Can a scientist save his son from a sudden climatic catastrophe.

Stolen spam and abducted chickens spark hostilities between the East camp and the West as the Apocalypse heats up. Brooke weighs her options. And Keira and Kyra fight with Bertie.

Can Matt Lucas conquer his vertigo? Where did Chloe Petts find such a giant syringe? And why is Alex Horne flopping about in flippers and butterfly wings.

A special look behind the scenes at one of the nation's favourite biscuit manufacturers, as McVitie's develop and launch their white chocolate digestive.

Our celebs create a kids' desk set inspired by their childhoods, and face a surprise sprigging challenge. Who'll find it child's play and get more points on the leaderboard.

In Spain, is Bev and Tony's art café painting a pretty picture? And we revisit rural B&B owner Jeremy to see if he's keeping his casa busy in a quiet town.

In Lincolnshire, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole meet Pete, whose former chicken sheds are stacked with unwanted stuff, including a toilet cistern and a dressing room mirror.

The ancient olive trees at Tracey and Ivano's Italian village are hit by a deadly disease. And can Mike convince his family to move to his remote mountaintop settlement in Spain.

Shami and Clive are looking for a holiday home on Sicily that they can one day relocate to with their cats. Scarlette Douglas lines up five options for £180k, but are any of them purr-fect.

Sue and Tony want a holiday bolthole in the French city of Carcassonne. With a property already on their radar, can any of Craig Rowe's options for their £100k win them over.

Claire and her daughter Judy take in the Cretan charm of Chania as they search for a dream holiday home. Will a 19th-century character-oozing house grab them.

Trucker and foodie Tony Houston hopes to impress with a menu of scallops, sea bass and three desserts. But one guest gives off a prickly first impression.

After annoying his rival diners with his cutlery obsession and questionable table manners on the first night, can sandwich shop owner Anthony turn things around.

Driving instructor Claire Kelly confesses to a 'chaotic' style of cooking, but she's still confident that she can win with her enticing entertainment..

Entrepreneur Richard's guests aren't impressed to discover that he's had help with foraging his ingredients. Can a choral performance calm the atmosphere.

Teacher Kerrie Brinkley-Whittington plans a party atmosphere for the final evening in Essex. But it all ends in tears..

In Oxfordshire, Ru and Alex's recently refurbished inn doesn't immediately hit all the right notes. Can an afternoon of boozing at a brewery get them back on track.

Lauren and Jason look for a holiday home in Tuscany, with traditional character and beautiful views. Can Jasmine Harman find them a slice of la dolce vita for £220k.

The duo look back on the pros and cons of period properties and modern homes, from a sprawling semi in Whitley Bay to a clumsy new-build in Stevenage.

George Clarke meets people beating the housing crisis by re-imagining unconventional spaces, including a teenager turning a lorry into his home for just £5k.

Love Island, Shania Twain at Glastonbury, The Nevermets, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (Cuddle Therapy) and ITV News (Biden v Trump).

Stolen spam and abducted chickens spark hostilities between the East camp and the West as the Apocalypse heats up. Brooke weighs her options. And Keira and Kyra fight with Bertie.

What's the verdict on this week's TV? Including Apocalypse, Trigger Point, Last Night of the Proms, The Chase, Police Interceptors, Forever Home and ITV News (school dinners).

A woman preparing for a Christmas night out is brutally stabbed in her own home. And detectives pursue an international burglary gang who are raiding affluent Surrey homes.

Adult star Bonnie Blue and her Bang Bus are in the Toon but Sgt Craig's not happy about it. PC Siobhan is alarmed by a potential stalking case. And F Rota crack down on illegal vapes.

There are rats everywhere following a farm burglary in Somerset. A drunk driver leaves Phoenix city centre soaked in blood. And a drug encampment is cleaned out in Baton Rouge.

Keith is rushed to Queen's after a cardiac arrest. Joanna has a spinal fracture after falling off a horse. And 79-year-old John has been run over by a car while out shopping.

Dog behaviour specialist Sue pulls out all the stops to help long-term resident Lady finally find a home after a long year of searching.

Annie and James expand their microbrewery in Portugal. A new adventure awaits gîte owners Colin and Kim. B&B owners Ellie and Gary battle bureaucracy in Bulgaria.

In Glastonbury, Simon O'Brien makes a Flintstones-style table out of antique roof tiles, while Henry Cole fashions a quirky lamp out of traffic lights.

Lucy and Tom start anew at a derelict settlement, while Mike rallies support to complete his village's first building. Keri and Carolyn take on a partially restored Italian borgo.

Gary and Carol from Kent want to make rural Aquitaine in France their permanent home, after falling in love with it on holiday. Laura Hamilton lines up five properties for their £120,000.

Gary and Alison are looking for a rural holiday home in the Haute-Vienne area of central France. Can Laura Hamilton find them the perfect place for their budget of £100k.

Lauren and Jason look for a holiday home in Tuscany, with traditional character and beautiful views. Can Jasmine Harman find them a slice of la dolce vita for £220k.

Super-organised hospital theatre practitioner Geoff Conway goes all out to impress with an epic nine-course Spanish tapas feast. But are his portions too big.

Hairdressing salon owner Natalie Crompton plans an evening filled with fun and laughter, and names her courses after her beloved cats. But Geoff gets the claws out..

Music teacher and funeral singer Alan Gregory hopes to hit the right notes with an evening of sophisticated Greek grub. But Geoff barely touches his food.

Gymnastics teacher Simon Grimwood hosts on his birthday. But will it be many happy returns for Simon, or will there be tears at his party.

Nurse practitioner Caroline Heaven hopes to end the week with a bang by showing her rival diners a 'proper' Lancashire night. Will her guests be chuffed t' bits.

Alex and Lucy host at their Suffolk glampsite. Their luxurious bell tents offer extensive creature comforts. But that's not enough for some..

Alison and Tony are after the perfect bolthole on the stunning Greek island of Corfu, with plenty of room for all their family and friends to visit. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.

Phil catches up with Mel and Jon in the beautiful Herefordshire countryside. Kirstie revisits Liz and John, a year after helping them to look for a home in Derby.

The Bake is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on new judge Nigella's stout cake Signature, an artistic Technical and self-portrait Showstoppers.

Our celebs create a kids' desk set inspired by their childhoods, and face a surprise sprigging challenge. Who'll find it child's play and get more points on the leaderboard.

Can Matt Lucas conquer his vertigo? Where did Chloe Petts find such a giant syringe? And why is Alex Horne flopping about in flippers and butterfly wings.

Let Bill be your guide as he joins forces with maestro Anne Dudley and the BBC Concert Orchestra for a humorous fusion of music and comedy at the Royal Albert Hall.