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Roofer Simon has fallen two storeys onto concrete, Evelyn's burnt her finger on a cheese stick, and 97-year-old Doris is in resus with a fast heart rate.

In the Scottish Highlands, things get off on the wrong foot at Stephen and Margaret's Clachan Garden B&B thanks to an unpopular shoes-off policy.

Graham hosts the week's second visit at his Highland Premier Glamping Pods glampsite near Inverness, where he hopes to inspire a spirit of adventure with a search for the Loch Ness Monster.

In Perthshire, the B&Bers stay at Cultybraggan Camp, a site used as a prisoner of war camp in World War II. They've done it up since then, of course..

During the week's final visit, to James and Neil's Uplawmoor Hotel near Glasgow, the B&Bers try their hands at curling. But some relationships seem to be on thin ice.

It's been a topsy-turvy week with some B&Bers delighted with their scores - and others not so much. After a little bit of a praise and a lot of moaning, who'll win.

Na'im and Sara host first at their hotel in the breathtaking Cumbrian countryside. But one pair are too preoccupied with the furniture to care about the view.

Neil and Jack host at their hotel near majestic Windermere, where the B&Bers enjoy yet more stunning views. But there's still negativity in the feedback.

At Chris's glampsite in Richmond, North Yorkshire, off-grid really does mean off the electricity grid. Which is quite a worry for some of the B&Bers..

For the final visit the B&Bers go glamping again, at Phil and Jane's site in Derbyshire, where the stag-gering views include real-life deer wandering about the place.

On payment day, the B&Bers clash over furniture failings and clock complaints. And sparks fly - ironically - over a lack of electricity. But who's won.

To get onto the property ladder, best mates Brad and Billy have bought a run-down house in Coventry together. Scarlette and Stuart help them turn it into a home.

When it comes to dating etiquette, Breeze the American bulldog cross leaves a lot to be desired as he meets 31-year-old Charlotte. Will she fall for him anyway.

Moto GP fan Jackie and her daughter Tayla want a holiday home in rural Valencia for £150k. Will any of Jean Johansson's wow-factor villas or rustic retreats get their hearts racing.

Helen and John look for a perfect Spanish holiday home in Almería for £200k, from a place that divides them to a vivacious villa that has them singing in unison. Will they put in an offer.

Shukesi and Nitesh are ready to make waves in their retirement with a bolthole on Spain's Costa del Sol. Will a stylish corner house or an apartment with gorgeous views be the one for them.

Dimpi and Divali explore Lanzarote's luscious offerings for their £250k, from an awesome apartment a stone's throw from the beach to a Playa Blanca bungalow that blows them away.

Jasmine wants a pooch now her twin sister's off to uni. And a rare cross of lurcher and old English sheepdog helps a priest find his inner silliness.

What's the Gogglebox verdict this time? Featuring Coronation Street, The Celebrity Traitors, Made in Chelsea, Strictly, Bridge of Lies and Clodagh: Cooking at Home.

Jalmari Helander's ultra-violent, Nazi-slaying survival adventure starring Jorma Tommila. A bunch of Nazis try to steal a grizzled Finnish ex-soldier's gold. But he ain't having it.

In 2022, comedian Rhod Gilbert was diagnosed with a little-known form of head and neck cancer. This is his intimate, inspiring and humorous journey through treatment.

What's the Gogglebox verdict this time? Featuring Coronation Street, The Celebrity Traitors, Made in Chelsea, Strictly, Bridge of Lies and Clodagh: Cooking at Home.

Prime Minister Andy Burnham, Sugababes, and Joe Lycett and his aunties have been watching Strictly, Celebrity Traitors, Countdown and Only Connect for Stand Up To Cancer.

Paramedics treat a man having a heart attack who thinks he's just pulled a muscle. And a day out hiking ends badly for a man who's fallen and injured his ankle.

Roofer Simon has fallen two storeys onto concrete, Evelyn's burnt her finger on a cheese stick, and 97-year-old Doris is in resus with a fast heart rate.

Crazy golf course operators Willie and Paul take a swing at a new idea in Spain. And are gîte owners Lesley and Bernard living the quiet life that they hoped for.

In Shropshire, Alan and Catherine welcome back former residents to Oakhurst Hall. And in Cumbria, Ben and Paul deal with the aftermath of their flood.

George attempts to fix his leaking roof. Lizzy and Pascal welcome a new resident to the old henhouse. And as winter approaches, will Nathan and Ben's farmhouse be liveable.

Maureen wants to retire to the charming, whitewashed town of Mojácar on Spain's Costa de Almería. Can Scarlette Douglas find Maureen's perfect place, with a terrace and sea views, for £90k.

Moto GP fan Jackie and her daughter Tayla want a holiday home in rural Valencia for £150k. Will any of Jean Johansson's wow-factor villas or rustic retreats get their hearts racing.

Dimpi and Divali explore Lanzarote's luscious offerings for their £250k, from an awesome apartment a stone's throw from the beach to a Playa Blanca bungalow that blows them away.

Planning enforcement officer Becky hosts an evening of modern home-cooking, including crispy croutons and a lamb shank stew. Two of her guests take a shine to one another.

Shoba serves an Indian menu, but her guests aren't impressed with her frozen fish curry. Can some Bollywood-style belly dancing save the day.

Drum tutor Rob hopes that his Thai-tastic menu will wow his guests - especially the object of his affections, Petrina.

Singing teacher Petrina hopes that her experience entertaining on cruise ships will give her evening the edge. And her salted caramel chocolate dessert serves up a surprise.

On the final night, Giovanni flies the flag for Sicily with some family recipes. But he has a tagliatelle tragedy.

Ex-RAF officers Simon and Amanda have been visiting the gorgeous Caribbean island of Antigua for years, and now hope to find the perfect winter home there for a budget of £330,000.

Sammie's after a place on Mallorca for family holidays and girly trips. Will a flat next to her favourite bar in Magaluf or a place that takes a trip down memory lane in Alcudia be the one.

Keith and Kate return to the Scottish seaside town of Dunoon, where Kate has fond memories and family ties. But making a Victorian house work as a modern home proves challenging.

Kevin McCloud returns to energy conservationist Andrew's pioneering but complex self-heating home, powered by insulated earth banks. Has this ambitious thermal experiment broken new ground.

Prime Minister Andy Burnham, Sugababes, and Joe Lycett and his aunties have been watching Strictly, Celebrity Traitors, Countdown and Only Connect for Stand Up To Cancer.

Kevin explores the Emilia-Romagna region of Italy in his dream car, a Maserati 3500GT, as he learns about Maserati's history and experiences parmesan pandemonium.

What's the Gogglebox verdict this time? Featuring Coronation Street, The Celebrity Traitors, Made in Chelsea, Strictly, Bridge of Lies and Clodagh: Cooking at Home.