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What's the verdict on this week's top TV.

Prime Minister Andy Burnham, Sugababes, and Joe Lycett and his aunties have been watching Strictly, Celebrity Traitors, Countdown and Only Connect for Stand Up To Cancer.

The Goggleboxers tune in to Britain's Got Talent, Married at First Sight Australia, The Au Pair, The Americas, This Morning, Chess Masters: The Endgame and With Love, Meghan.

Matt Lucas cuts the Taskmaster down to size. Nina Conti repeatedly insults a citrus fruit. And Alex Horne delights in making everyone wear aprons.

When Rob Beckett splits the already fractured camp in two, a five-figure bidding battle to win a full moon party threatens to become all-out war. Who'll spend a night in paradise.

David and Mike's impressive Surrey transformation tricks Phil into thinking it's a different house! And how are Ali and Nick settling into their Stilton stunner.

Geri Melville, who's originally from St Lucia, is ready to return to her roots with her husband Ian. Laura Hamilton shows them five incredible properties with sea views for £360,000.

Sammie's after a place on Mallorca for family holidays and girly trips. Will a flat next to her favourite bar in Magaluf or a place that takes a trip down memory lane in Alcudia be the one.

Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman shows them five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget. Are any of them perfect.

Pharmacist Shikha kicks off the week with a traditional Indian dinner. Will her rich homemade recipes and extravagant garden party impress her guests.

Café-bar owner and former royal butler Ed treats his guests to an evening of royal regalia. Will Ed's food be fit for a king and reign supreme.

Accountant Ksara serves up a menu inspired by her worldwide travels and demonstrates her pole-dancing skills. But the vegetarian option makes one guest gag.

Sales manager Andy serves the second Indian menu of the week. Will his veggie grub be as good as Shikha's food, and can he win over his meat-eating guests.

Will driving instructor Sarah's wedding-themed evening be a marriage made in heaven, or will there be more 'tiers' than a wedding cake.

In Bedfordshire, there's posh nosh, a controversial goat curry, mystery and magic, as three couples put their hosting skills to the test.

George follows more builds motivated by strong emotional ties. Lauren and Lee restore Lauren's grandparents' charming but faded cottage in beautiful Matlock Bath.

Del and Diane look for a holiday home on Tenerife, where they can spend the winter months in the sun. Can Ben Hillman find their perfect family-sized property with a pool for £120k.

Stella's after a bolthole in Italy's Lazio region. Lee Juggurnauth smashes the search with a place that has Stella moving in before she's even stepped inside! But will she make an offer.

Pam and Andrew look for a holiday home by the Garonne river in France. Will a wow-factor homely country house or a fabulous farmhouse giving all the feels have that je ne sais quoi.

Brian and Sue want a place that all of their family can enjoy in the relaxed beachside town of La Cala de Mijas in Spain. Jean Johansson shows them what £200k can buy.

David and Mike's impressive Surrey transformation tricks Phil into thinking it's a different house! And how are Ali and Nick settling into their Stilton stunner.

Sarah and Pip are smitten with a 150-year-old Bedfordshire barn that's keeling over. Can they retain its charm and spirit, while also transforming it into a sleek, modern home.

A patient experiences an unstoppable nosebleed. Paramedics diagnose a heart attack. And a drunk man who's collapsed in the street refuses medical help.

Ronalds has sliced through his ankle at work. Owen's put his shoulder out at a music festival. Jeremy's bike crash leads to a shocking discovery.

What's the verdict on this week's top TV.

The Goggleboxers tune in to Britain's Got Talent, Married at First Sight Australia, The Au Pair, The Americas, This Morning, Chess Masters: The Endgame and With Love, Meghan.

A TikTok star, a Traitors favourite and a footballer are all looking for love. And can a glamorous great-grandmother find husband number five.

When Leah Ware stopped posting on Facebook, her family assumed she still lived on a farm with the boyfriend she'd met online. But then another woman vanished as suspicions mounted.

Matt Lucas cuts the Taskmaster down to size. Nina Conti repeatedly insults a citrus fruit. And Alex Horne delights in making everyone wear aprons.

The B&Bers head down to Margate for the week's first visit, where hosts Tracy and Colin hope their guests will go wild for their animal-themed rooms at at Westbrook Lodge Guest House.

Noorani's declaration that she'd happily eat off the bathroom floors at her B&B - The Casterbridge in Dorchester - doesn't ring true for some of her guests.

Nancy and her friend Henrietta host at Nancy's family farmhouse, Overtown Manor, in Wiltshire. A cooking experience goes down well, but plumbing problems throw a spanner in the works.

The final visit takes the B&Bers to The Castle Inn in Devon, where hosts Amanda and Josie aim to sweeten their guests with a visit to a local honey manufacturer.

After a week of dog poo diatribe, spicy omelettes and farm faux pas, the B&Bers meet one last time to have a big old row and find out who's won.

Dennis and his daughter Holly kick off the competition at their boutique B&B, 38 St Giles in Norwich, but one guest isn't full of beans at breakfast.

Visit two is to The Royal Oak in Hawkhurst, Kent, where the B&Bers enjoy a fer-mental afternoon on the beers at a microbrewery, courtesy of hosts Harry and Sarah.

At The Fox & Goat in Oxfordshire, Dawn takes her guests on a tour around Blenheim Palace. All that walking should have everyone knackered - so why does one B&Ber have a restless night.

No 64 at the Joiners in Kent - will have that je ne sais quoi to win the competition. But things get heated in the kitchen during breakfast service.

After a battle of the boutique B&Bs all week, the boutique B&Bers meet up one final time to find out which boutique B&B is the best boutique B&B.

Stuart and Scarlette help Carl and Lynn who've bought a bungalow in Leeds. But can they turn it around quickly enough to fulfil their hope of being mortgage-free for retirement.

Enthusiastic French bulldog Spud bursts into the pen. But is loveable Spud more dog than most owners are looking for.

Andi and Neil dream of retiring to Spain with their son Joel and spaniel Dixie. Can Laura Hamilton find their perfect place close to the coastal town of Mazarrón, near Murcia, for £145,000.

Rob and Lisa have holidayed on Lanzarote for over 12 years and now want to buy their very own holiday home in the resort of Playa Blanca. Can Jonnie Irwin find their dream place for £280k.

Sammie's after a place on Mallorca for family holidays and girly trips. Will a flat next to her favourite bar in Magaluf or a place that takes a trip down memory lane in Alcudia be the one.

Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman shows them five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget. Are any of them perfect.

Griff Rhys Jones crosses one of the world's greatest mountain ranges. In France, he rides in a mountain chopper, goes whitewater rafting and chefs with a renowned cook.

What's the verdict on this week's top TV.

All-American action thriller starring Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx. A Capitol police officer steps up to protect the President when the White House is compromised.