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Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E.

The boys copy Timmy's behaviour (who has ADD) in order to get out of doing homework. Timmy is heading for rock stardom - but not if Phil Collins has anything to do with it! (S4, E.

After seeing the Cirque Du Cheville the boys decide to start their own circus. The Romanian contorting quintuplets from the show want to stay in USA - can the boys help? (S4, E.

When Kyle falls ill his mum goes to Miss Information's holistic medicine store - can herbs supplied by 2 "native" Americans really help? Guest stars Cheech and Chong. (S4, E.

Chef and Uncle Jimbo go head-to-head over South Park's racist flag but the townsfolk aren't fussed either way. Will the flag be made PC? Not if the KKK have a say! (S4, E.

Something You Can Do With Your Finger: Cartman is convinced that his dream is a sign from God, so corrals the boys into making a boyband called "Fingerbang". He's not happy when Wendy joins! (S4, E.

Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E.

The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E.

Michael McIntyre returns with his award-winning show from the London Palladium. Will Bear Grylls survive Send To All? and Liam Payne performs. (S5, E.

With a major defence policy about to be launched, Jim & Rhonda ask Tony for help. Meanwhile, Nat is summoned to Canberra for an exciting new job. (S3, E.

Ms. Watson and Principal Pearson struggle with balancing their new romantic relationship at work. Ms. Feldman takes April Fools' Day too far. (S2, E.

Abbi and Ilana experience wardrobe malfunctions, and set out on a desperate search for a public bathroom. Har Mar Superstar guest stars. (S3, E.

Abbi has to pretend to be Ilana in order to cover her shift at the food co-op, but what's that she spies? A boy... llana goes to Long Island for a very important doctor's appointment. (S3, E.

Ray is invited to give his views on live television and he is asked about his article on steroids, which does not go very well. (S2, E.

Ally is having trouble listening and is becoming stubborn, so Ray and Debra take a parenting class. Ray decides to use the techniques on his parents... (S2, E.

Robert is feeling lonely on the anniversary of his divorce. Frank and Marie suggest to Ray that he take Robert out to get his mind off it. (S2, E.

Ally decides to quit her piano lessons and to encourage her not to, Ray asks Marie to give him some piano lessons so he can play something for Ally. (S2, E.

Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, and it gives him an anxiety attack. He is not completely honest with the doctor and he recommends more golf to relax him. (S2, E.

Frank and Marie have a fight on their anniversary and accidentally let Ray know that they separated for a year while he was young. (S2, E.

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Emma Bunton hands over her phone to play Send to All, Judge Rinder is awoken for Midnight Gameshow, Freya Ridings performs, and a nine-year-old becomes the show's youngest Unexpected Star. (S5, E.

Top class guest performer Keegan-Michael Key joins Ryan in guzzling Italian food in a "gangstery" Helping Hands. Plus, the cast take a law-breaking beach stroll in Irish Drinking Song. (S3, E.

The cast get tested by a totally bizarre improv mix: there's a baseball themed hoedown, a kissing filled Newsflash and the heady combination of plumbing, Vegas and war in Weird Newscasters. (S3, E.

Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E.

The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E.

Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E.

Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E.

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Including mayhem in a fireworks shop, traffic cone theft, and a digger driver's revenge. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E.

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. This episode we have bad delivery drivers, sleepy security guards, and Santa puts himself on the naughty list. Joe Thomas narrates. (S1, E.

Mr Bean unsuccessfully tries out his new technology. Later, Bean's night out spells disaster for a stage magician, and he shows off his dancing skills at Club Phut. (S1, E.

Bean tries to navigate through the various challenges of everyday life. This time, he takes a plunge at the swimming pool, has trouble in a car park and gets a fright at the cinema. (S1, E.

Bean goes shopping at a department store. Afterwards, he goes to a fancy restaurant where he tries to dispose of his awful-tasting meal, and gets into mischief at a royal greeting. (S1, E.

Emma Bunton hands over her phone to play Send to All, Judge Rinder is awoken for Midnight Gameshow, Freya Ridings performs, and a nine-year-old becomes the show's youngest Unexpected Star. (S5, E.

Top class guest performer Keegan-Michael Key joins Ryan in guzzling Italian food in a "gangstery" Helping Hands. Plus, the cast take a law-breaking beach stroll in Irish Drinking Song. (S3, E.

The cast get tested by a totally bizarre improv mix: there's a baseball themed hoedown, a kissing filled Newsflash and the heady combination of plumbing, Vegas and war in Weird Newscasters. (S3, E.

Bean sits a maths exam and is confident until he realises he's studied the wrong equations. Then, Mr. Bean tries to discreetly change into his swimming trunks at the beach. (S1, E.

Bean holds the fort at a barbershop, resulting in some terrible haircuts. Later, Bean cheats at village fête games, and tries to sneak past a ticket inspector after a train journey. (S1, E.

Debra becomes upset with Ray because he is habitually late coming home from work. When Debra catches him playing at work, he reluctantly decides to work from home. (S2, E.

Ray and Debra decide to write a children's book together, but due to creative differences, they do so separately. Ally chooses Ray's story over Debra's. (S2, E.

Ray forgets to buy Frank a birthday present, so he decides to get him an aquarium. Frank is thrilled initially with the gift, but soon changes his mind after one of the fish dies. (S2, E.

Debra goes with Ray to his high school reunion. She has a great time with the popular kids, but Ray just sulks. Back at home, Ray reveals that he was never popular in school. (S2, E.

After Marie ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides to write Marie a letter telling her how she makes her feel. Frank reads the letter aloud in front of everyone. (S2, E.

Ray wants to be romantic with Debra around Christmas time. For a change Debra feels the same way. The family then walks in and ruins the moment. (S2, E.

Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E.

When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E.

The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E.

The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E.

Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E.

The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E.

Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E.

Emma Bunton hands over her phone to play Send to All, Judge Rinder is awoken for Midnight Gameshow, Freya Ridings performs, and a nine-year-old becomes the show's youngest Unexpected Star. (S5, E.

After threatening to resign, Tony is offered his own independent infrastructure board, however Jim clearly has his own ideas about the word "independent". (S3, E.

After Mrs. Adler announces she's pregnant, we're taken back in time to the 1940s, where the women of Fillmore fight for better treatment at work. (S2, E.

Ilana gets a new opportunity at Deals, Deals, Deals, and Abbi tries to keep her competitive side in check at Soulstice Games Day. Vanessa Williams and Whoopi Goldberg guest star. (S3, E.

Ilana gets a new opportunity at Deals, Deals, Deals, and Abbi tries to keep her competitive side in check at Soulstice Games Day. Vanessa Williams and Whoopi Goldberg guest star. (S3, E.

Debra becomes upset with Ray because he is habitually late coming home from work. When Debra catches him playing at work, he reluctantly decides to work from home. (S2, E.

Ray and Debra decide to write a children's book together, but due to creative differences, they do so separately. Ally chooses Ray's story over Debra's. (S2, E.

Ray forgets to buy Frank a birthday present, so he decides to get him an aquarium. Frank is thrilled initially with the gift, but soon changes his mind after one of the fish dies. (S2, E.

Debra goes with Ray to his high school reunion. She has a great time with the popular kids, but Ray just sulks. Back at home, Ray reveals that he was never popular in school. (S2, E.

After Marie ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides to write Marie a letter telling her how she makes her feel. Frank reads the letter aloud in front of everyone. (S2, E.

Ray wants to be romantic with Debra around Christmas time. For a change Debra feels the same way. The family then walks in and ruins the moment. (S2, E.

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Joining Michael this week are global superstar Camila Cabello, former King of the Jungle and football legend Harry Redknapp, and Westlife are set for an awakening in Midnight Gameshow. (S5, E.

Kathie Lee Gifford, US daytime TV legend, is tonight's incredibly game guest star. She shines in 3 hilarious games, incl. a raunchy boy-band 'Duet' and a messy & flirty 'Helping Hands'. (S3, E.

Glee star Heather Morris gets on board as multiple props in a yacht based 'Living Scenery'. Wayne & Brad bring us bizarre hospital hits in the style of Korean Pop, Johnny Cash & power metal. (S3, E.

Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E.

Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E.

The One Where Ross Got High: On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E.

The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E.

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. This episode features crimes against fashion, crimes against florists, and crimes committed by canines! Joe Thomas narrates. (S1, E.

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Lawless laughs featuring neighbourly disputes, car crime, and OAP outlaws. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E.

Mr Bean and Teddy remember past experiences, like Bean's unfortunate trip to the dentist, his sleepy time in church, the Christmas turkey disaster, and even the demise of his beloved Mini.

Mr Bean attends a school open day and unleashes his usual brand of chaos in various classes. Bean's day takes a somber turn when he discovers that his cherished Mini is not where he left it. (S1, E.

Joining Michael this week are global superstar Camila Cabello, former King of the Jungle and football legend Harry Redknapp, and Westlife are set for an awakening in Midnight Gameshow. (S5, E.

Kathie Lee Gifford, US daytime TV legend, is tonight's incredibly game guest star. She shines in 3 hilarious games, incl. a raunchy boy-band 'Duet' and a messy & flirty 'Helping Hands'. (S3, E.

Glee star Heather Morris gets on board as multiple props in a yacht based 'Living Scenery'. Wayne & Brad bring us bizarre hospital hits in the style of Korean Pop, Johnny Cash & power metal. (S3, E.

While visiting the seaside, Bean accidentally becomes lumbered with a baby. So he does the honourable thing of treating it to a day at the fun fair. (S1, E.

Bean hosts a unique New Year's Eve party, which soon drives the guests away. The next morning, Bean tries a spot of DIY and literally starts off the new year with a bang. (S1, E.

Bean hits the road! At a bus stop, Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim. Later, Bean packs for a holiday, and attempts to entertain a sick boy on a plane. (S1, E.

Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth on the way. After the dentist, Bean visits the park, where he tangles with a pesky fly and a toy boat. (S1, E.

Mr Bean unsuccessfully tries out his new technology. Later, Bean's night out spells disaster for a stage magician, and he shows off his dancing skills at Club Phut. (S1, E.

Bean tries to navigate through the various challenges of everyday life. This time, he takes a plunge at the swimming pool, has trouble in a car park and gets a fright at the cinema. (S1, E.

This episode Rick Astley sings a classic we all know, Olly Murs performs, and double gold medal Olympian Rebecca Adlington plays celebrity Send To All. (S2, E.

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E.

The One With All The Jealousy: Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E.

The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends: Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E.

Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E.