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Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix are weeding out more potential a******s. Tonight's confessors include a man who faked having a baby, an unrepentant snorer and a brutal date dodger. (S1, E.

Enjoy a bad dancing "Newsflash" and a packed "Scenes From A Hat.

This special episode showcases never before seen games and outtakes, starting with a frantic "Forward Rewind" followed by the rarely played game "Hats". Star guests incl. Candice Accola. (S12, E.

When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E.

Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. While Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E.

Jimmy does his best to discover Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E.

With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil Leslie. (S19, E.

Emma Bunton hands over her phone to play Send to All, Judge Rinder is awoken for Midnight Gameshow, Freya Ridings performs, and a nine-year-old becomes the show's youngest Unexpected Star. (S5, E.

When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E.

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Emma Bunton hands over her phone to play Send to All, Judge Rinder is awoken for Midnight Gameshow, Freya Ridings performs, and a nine-year-old becomes the show's youngest Unexpected Star. (S5, E.

The jokers are dishing out as waiters. The losing joker has to perfectly recreate key scenes from 'Evil Dead', or else Bruce Cambell won't sign the release form to appear on the show. (S10, E.

Murr, Q, and Sal push telemarketing employees to new limits, then discipline their 'kids' at the grocery store. Guest star Bobby Moynihan says "yes" to helping punish the loser. (S, E.

When the cable goes out, Frank, Marie and Robert come barging into Ray and Debra's house, but their television service is dead as well. The guys all freak out... (S1, E.

Robert wins a Perfect Attendance Medal, but Ray's Sports Writer of the Year nomination overshadows it. Ray refuses to enjoy it because he is scared of losing. (S1, E.

A bulldog follows Ray home and he decides to keep it. After Debra's objection he gives it to Robert, because Robert had a bulldog named Shamsky when they were young. (S1, E.

Ray presents Frank with a book of hobbies to keep him from disturbing them, but it backfires. Frank then starts disturbing the entire neighborhood with the buzz saw. (S1, E.

Dr. Nora Sarrazin, a radio psychologist comes to interview Debra for a book, but she winds up being more interested in Raymond and his family. (S1, E.

Why Are We Here? Debra and Ray think about the time when Debra was pregnant with the twins. The flashback shows them in their old apartment and looking for a new house. Season finale. (S1, E.

The One With Ross's New Girlfriend: Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E.

The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E.

After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E.

Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E.

The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant: Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E.

The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E.

The One Where Ross Finds Out: A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E.

Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E.

Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E.

While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E.

The One With The Lesbian Wedding: Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E.

The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E.

The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. Julia Roberts also guest-stars. (S2, E.

The One With The Prom Video: Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E.

The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know: Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E.

The One Where Joey Moves Out: After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny Devito & Emma Thompson star in this zany sci-fi comedy, which sees a research scientist (Schwarzenegger) become the world's first pregnant man.

Q, Murr and Sal are throwing and catching grocery items in this Joker vs. Joker challenge. Later, they'll be getting on one knee and professing their love in an awkward proposal. (S11, E.

Host Iain Stirling is joined by Jon Richardson, Ellie Taylor and Fatiha El-Ghorri for a scathing takedown of pure internet madness, from awkward influencers to social media fails. (S1, E.

Wayne gets up close & personal with Aisha in another chaotic game of "Weird Newscasters". Wayne & Jonathan serenade star guest Lea Thompson (Back to the Future) with a techno-style "Duet". (S4, E.

Aisha introduces another collection of unseen material from past series', incl. a crazy edition of "Party Quirks" and an action-packed flamenco scene with celebrity guest Marisol Nichols. (S12, E.

Star guests Penn & Teller join the cast to put their improv skills to the test. Enjoy caffeinated golf lessons, classic movie scenes in the nude, and Penn & Teller hosting a Radio Show. (S12, E.

Only a reboot of the National Anthem can save America - can the man who saved Star Wars do it? Meanwhile, Randy is enraged by politics and Cartman takes on sexist trolls. (S20, E.

Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to take down Cartman, whom they believe to be the Internet troll. Meanwhile, the real troll (Kyle's dad!) begins to spread his trolling globally. (S20, E.

Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E.

Alan regales the audience with many funny tales - from the perils of being recognised in the street and meeting botoxed guests on Chatty Man, to being a proud pet owner of Bev the 'mental' Red Setter.

The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E.

The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E.

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The jokers are dishing out as waiters. The losing joker has to perfectly recreate key scenes from 'Evil Dead', or else Bruce Cambell won't sign the release form to appear on the show. (S10, E.

Murr, Q, and Sal push telemarketing employees to new limits, then discipline their 'kids' at the grocery store. Guest star Bobby Moynihan says "yes" to helping punish the loser. (S, E.

The boys embarrass themselves at an after-hours museum event, then try to get interest in their pet-themed businesses. Kim Fields helps deliver a punishment that proves context is everything.(S10,E.

Find out whether the guys can make it as film directors. Celebrity guest Paula Abdul hosts a dinner for her fans, and least successful prankster is in attendance. (S10, E.

Ray is invited to give his views on live television and he is asked about his article on steroids, which does not go very well. (S2, E.

Ally is having trouble listening and is becoming stubborn, so Ray and Debra take a parenting class. Ray decides to use the techniques on his parents... (S2, E.

Robert is feeling lonely on the anniversary of his divorce. Frank and Marie suggest to Ray that he take Robert out to get his mind off it. (S2, E.

Ally decides to quit her piano lessons and to encourage her not to, Ray asks Marie to give him some piano lessons so he can play something for Ally. (S2, E.

Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, and it gives him an anxiety attack. He is not completely honest with the doctor and he recommends more golf to relax him. (S2, E.

Frank and Marie have a fight on their anniversary and accidentally let Ray know that they separated for a year while he was young. (S2, E.

Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E.

While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E.

The One With The Lesbian Wedding: Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E.

The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E.

The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. Julia Roberts also guest-stars. (S2, E.

The One With The Prom Video: Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E.

The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know: Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E.

The One Where Joey Moves Out: After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E.

The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E.

Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E.

The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E.

The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E.

Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E.

Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E.

The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E.

The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding: Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E.

Gracing us with his comedic brilliance again, Lee Evans jokes about the size of bugs in Australia, does a visual interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we meet everyone's favourite dim-wit; Malcolm.

In a ridiculous round of "Weird Newscasters.

Aisha introduces a series of brilliant clips from the last decade, incl. sexy farmers in "Scenes From A Hat.

Aisha introduces a series of brilliant clips from the last decade, incl. sexy farmers in "Scenes From A Hat.

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Craig Revel Horwood and Ellie Taylor. (S12, E.

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Craig Revel Horwood and Ellie Taylor. (S12, E.

Q, Murr and Sal are throwing and catching grocery items in this Joker vs. Joker challenge. Later, they'll be getting on one knee and professing their love in an awkward proposal. (S11, E.

The Reno Sheriff's Department gets a corporate sponsor: Hotty's Restaurants. (S4, E.

British explorers discuss their travels, two couples try to avoid spoilers on a double date, and a prayer group receives divine intervention. (S5, E.

A college a cappella group gets a new member, Meegan and André go on their first date, a terror group runs a food truck, and two old men discuss popular music. (S5, E.

CEO Tony is forced to step in when an endangered grass threatens plans for a new container terminal. Rhonda decides the NBA website needs a dramatic overhaul. (S1, E.

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E.

The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E.

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The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E.

The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E.

The Jokers persuade a temp worker to be their senior vice president for an investor meeting. The losing Joker plays an inept stage manager for John Mayer's gig, with embarrassing results. (S10, E.

One Joker attempts to woo women with lines provided by the others. The loser has to participate in a seance with Kesha while being given electric shocks by the other Jokers. (S10, E.

The Jokers give pickleball lessons and try to convince fellow customers to give them a store gift card. The losers compete in an animal themed game show hosted by Paul Sheer. (S10, E.

The jokers pose as salesmen and then attempt a challenge that turns out to be a mouthful. The loser acts as the sound tech for an awkward interview between Kal Penn and a guest speaker. (S10, E.

The One Where Underdog Gets Away: Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E.

The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E.

Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E.

The One With The Dozen Lasagnas: Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E.

Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E.

The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E.

The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E.

The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E.

The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E.

The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E.

The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E.

The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E.

When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E.

The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E.

When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E.

The One where Rachel Finds Out: During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E.

The One With Ross's New Girlfriend: Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E.

The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E.

After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E.

Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E.

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60s and steal Austin Powers's mojo, inadvertently leaving him "s******". Mike Myers stars.

Gracing us with his comedic brilliance again, Lee Evans jokes about the size of bugs in Australia, does a visual interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we meet everyone's favourite dim-wit; Malcolm.