2026-03-22 00:45 Teleshopping 02:00 Teleshopping 08:00 Time Bandits Fantasy comedy. David Rappaport stars as the leader of rebel dwarves who kidnap a boy, Craig Warnock, and take him on adventures across time. With Sean Connery and John Cleese. 10:20 Enemy Mine Sci-fi adventure starring Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr. A human and his alien enemy find themselves stranded alone on a hostile planet, where they must work together to survive. 12:30 The Bridge on the River Kwai David Lean's Oscar-winning fact-based Second World War classic stars Alec Guinness as the driven commander of a group of POWs building a rail bridge for the Japanese. 15:45 Behind Enemy Lines Thriller with Owen Wilson. A US Navy flight officer on a NATO reconnaissance mission has to fend for himself when he's shot down by Serb forces in the former Yugoslavia. Violence. 17:50 The Northman Interview Special Alexander Skarsgard, Anya Taylor-Joy and director Robert Eggers talk about making their Viking adventure. 18:00 Nobody Action thriller with Bob Odenkirk. He's just a dad who goes to work and takes out the trash. But really he's an ex-assassin about to unleash his true self... and take out the trash. 19:50 Commando Thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. To free his kidnapped daughter, an ex US commando must agree to assassinate a South American president. But he's not as pliant as he seems.. 21:40 S.W.A.T. Action with Colin Farrell and Samuel L Jackson. A loose canon joins an elite force to escort a fugitive to chokey. But the baddie's put a reward out for help with his escape.
2026-03-23 00:00 Teleshopping 02:00 Teleshopping 05:00 LumoTV: Crafty Champions Six children battle for three places in the final by using quilling skills to upcycle a picture frame, and their creative flair to give an old chest of drawers a new lease of life. 05:30 Teleshopping 08:00 Earth vs the Flying Saucers Sci-fi thriller. Hugh Marlowe stars as a scientist who discovers Earth is threatened by a fleet of flying saucers bent on global conquest. With special effects by Ray Harryhausen. 09:45 The Northman Interview Special Alexander Skarsgard, Anya Taylor-Joy and director Robert Eggers talk about making their Viking adventure. 09:55 The Andromeda Strain Sci-fi thriller. When a space rocket crash-lands in the US, a fatal alien virus is released, sparking a desperate battle to defeat the extraterrestrial life form and save mankind. 12:35 The Long Ships Adventure with Richard Widmark as a Viking who leads his men on the quest for a huge bell made of solid gold, but with Sidney Poitier, leader of an army of Moors, on the trail too. 15:10 The Northman Interview Special Alexander Skarsgard, Anya Taylor-Joy and director Robert Eggers talk about making their Viking adventure. 15:20 First Knight Romantic drama based on Arthurian legend, starring Richard Gere, Sean Connery and Julia Ormond. Can nomadic swordsman Lancelot contain his love for King Arthur's fiancée. 18:00 The Northman Epic Viking saga starring Alexander Skarsgård as a warrior prince who goes on the rampage to Iceland to avenge his murdered father. With Ethan Hawke, Nicole Kidman and Björk. 20:45 Ravenous Darkly comic horror with Guy Pearce and Robert Carlyle. In 1840s California, an American soldier with a taste for human flesh struggles to stay clean in the face of bad influence. 22:50 Transporter 2 Violent action-thriller starring Jason Statham as the tough courier Frank Martin, who's hired to guard a government drugs czar's son. But his mission soon lurches towards disaster.
2026-03-24 00:30 Teleshopping 02:00 Teleshopping 08:00 All That Heaven Allows Romantic drama with Jane Wyman and Rock Hudson. A wealthy widow decides to restart her life. But her children and her social set disapprove of her lover, forcing her to rethink. 09:45 Heaven Knows, Mr Allison Second World War drama. Deborah Kerr plays a nun stranded on a Japanese-held Pacific island, with an untalkative marine (Robert Mitchum) as her only companion and hope of salvation. 11:50 The True Story of Jesse James Robert Wagner stars as the infamous outlaw in Nicholas Ray's western, which follows the last 18 years of the robber's life. 13:40 The Ghost and Mrs Muir Supernatural romance starring Rex Harrison as the spirit of a gruff sea captain who haunts widow Gene Tierney, only for her to fall in love with him. Directed by Joseph L Mankiewicz. 15:45 Gemini Man Will Smith stars in Ang Lee's action-thriller as both an over-the-hill hitman and the young clone of himself sent to take him out. With Clive Owen. 18:00 Theater Camp Molly Gordon and Nick Lieberman's fabulously quirky mockumentary about a kids theater (sic) where it's difficult to tell who the adults are and where bad acting is a given. 19:50 xXx Action thriller starring Vin Diesel as Xander Cage: a thrill-seeking extreme sports enthusiast, stuntman and rebellious athlete-turned-reluctant spy. With Samuel L Jackson. 22:25 Beautiful Beings Adults only drama tackling youth violence in Iceland. When charismatic, latently sensitive Addi welcomes bullied Balli into his gang, the question is why? In Icelandic/subs.
2026-03-25 00:45 Teleshopping 02:00 Teleshopping 08:00 River of No Return Western with Robert Mitchum and Marilyn Monroe. An ex-con and a saloon singer steer a raft through hostile territory to face a showdown with her crooked fiancé. With Rory Calhoun. 09:50 The Enemy Below Second World War thriller. Robert Mitchum stars as the captain of a US destroyer in the North Atlantic hunting down a German U-boat and its world-weary captain, Curt Jurgens. 11:50 The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw Comedy western with Kenneth More. An English gunsmith decides the Wild West is the best market for his wares, but little does he expect to end up sheriff of a lawless frontier town. 13:55 The Northman Interview Special Alexander Skarsgard, Anya Taylor-Joy and director Robert Eggers talk about making their Viking adventure. 14:00 Harvey Classic comedy with James Stewart and Josephine Hull. A middle-aged eccentric insists his best friend is a six-foot invisible rabbit. And that's driving his sister to distraction. 16:10 Made in Italy Comedy-drama with Liam Neeson. An estranged father and son team up to fix up and sell an old Tuscan villa that their late wife and mother left to them. 18:00 Carlito's Way Brian De Palma's crime thriller with Al Pacino and Sean Penn. An ex-con, fresh out of jail, flamboyantly declares his plan to go straight. But his criminal past won't let him go.. 20:55 Ready or Not Wickedly funny comedy horror starring Samara Weaving. A bride finds herself being hunted down by her new in-laws when she's asked to observe a deadly family tradition. 22:45 The Last Tree Shola Amoo's semi-autobiographical coming-of-age drama follows a young boy's journey from idyllic Lincolnshire countryside to a London high-rise.
2026-03-26 00:50 Teleshopping 02:00 Teleshopping 08:00 Mr Hobbs Takes a Vacation Comedy. James Stewart's plan for a peaceful vacation with his wife Maureen O'Hara doesn't quite materialise when she hires a crumbling old house and invites the whole family along. 10:20 Captain Phillips Interview Special Tom Hanks and director Paul Greengrass talk about making the tense, real-life thriller Captain Phillips. 10:30 The Bridge on the River Kwai David Lean's Oscar-winning fact-based Second World War classic stars Alec Guinness as the driven commander of a group of POWs building a rail bridge for the Japanese. 13:45 Enemy Mine Sci-fi adventure starring Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr. A human and his alien enemy find themselves stranded alone on a hostile planet, where they must work together to survive. 15:55 Captain Phillips Interview Special Tom Hanks and director Paul Greengrass talk about making the tense, real-life thriller Captain Phillips. 16:05 See How They Run Sam Rockwell and Saoirse Ronan head a splendid ensemble for this comedy whodunnit that places a real murder among a production of Agatha Christie's The Mousetrap. With Adrien Brody. 18:00 A Few Good Men High-stakes courtroom drama with more than a few good actors, including Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore and Tom Cruise. Can a lackadaisical naval lawyer crack a battle-hardened colonel.