Catchy Comedy

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

Connie hates that her former landlady Mrs. Davis lives alone, so she schemes to get her to move in with her and Angela.

Uncle Joe becomes a fight promoter when he meets a young plumber with the size and strength of a gorilla.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

Bill refuses to fight Jody's classmate's (Clint Howard) father.

Collegian Terry returns with a chic new image.

Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort.

Charley fumes when Katy puts the triplets in school.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) ignores a first-grader who has a crush on her.

Harry turns Lucy's living room into an office while she recovers.

Lucy pretends to be a sailor to track down and get Mr Mooney's signature on some important papers but finds herself stuck aboard a submarine with him.

Lucy thinks Ricky is considering having an affair.

Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky.

Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls.

Fonzie strikes a bargain with the devil's nephew to go without a kiss for 24 hours to save Chachi's soul.

To earn money, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit.

Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment.

Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.Guests: Hal Linden..

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

The boys' ballet-company employers are actually spies.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave.

An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company.

Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense.

Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables.

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.