Movies!

A thief (Robert Redford), his brother-in-law (George Segal) and their two helpers botch a diamond caper in New York.

Hans Conried and a celebrity guest present a succession of film clips from the silent picture era dubbed over with comedic dialogue and sound effects.

Pretending to know something about a murder, a janitor (William Hurt) seduces a TV newswoman (Sigourney Weaver) but also becomes a target.

Navy officers (Cary Grant, Tony Curtis) and crew patrol the South Pacific in a pink sub with five nurses.

Ensign Pulver (Jack Lemmon) plots cargo officer Mr. Roberts' (Henry Fonda) escape from their nit-picking captain (James Cagney).

Goofy professor Kelp's potion turns him into Buddy Love, a lounge singer at ease with a coed and a crowd.

Hookers, a mule and a suicidal friend show up at the hotel bash for a school-bus driver (Tom Hanks) getting married.

Lawyer Mason (Raymond Burr) defends a TV reporter accused of killing her news team's hated anchorman.

A captain (Jack Lemmon) and his ensign (Ricky Nelson) take a sorry ship and crew on a World War II spy mission.

In 1944, the U.S. Army and Allied forces send a huge force to invade Normandy. With much effort and loss of life, the troops make it off the beach and travel deep into French territory.