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Emily brings home a boy she'd like to date for her parents' approval and he and David unexpectedly hit it off.

When David and Amy learn Emily is an extra in the school play, they secure her a bigger role even though her performance isn't up to par.

Reggie meets John's friend Dan who is recently divorced from an extraordinarily accomplished woman.

Becker and the crew decide to barter medical visits for food and services. An obsessive woman keeps calling Becker's office, looking for an ex-boyfriend.

John dreads attending his ex-wife's wedding on Valentine's Day.

When Eddie shows signs of depression, a pet therapist thinks Martin's dog is simply reacting to the dysfunctional Crane family!

When the Crane brothers go away for the weekend with two attractive women, Niles discovers he hasn't quite cut his emotional ties to Maris.

On a mission to become one of the 'cool' kids, Chris is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school.

Fists, rumors and even 'D' batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond to step in.

Doug is thrilled when he gets a Christmas bonus, but the thrill quickly dissipates when his investment strategy goes awry.

When Doug goes to meet his parents at the airport, they ask him to sign their living will, a task he's not entirely ready to perform.

Carrie threatens her neighbours with a lawsuit when she feels her privacy is being violated by their swimming pool.

Niles moves into a prestigious building and tries to impress his snobby neighbours with an elegant dinner party.

While volunteering at a retirement home, Roz becomes convinced that she's 'the angel of death' after her first two patients die on her.

Becker helps a speech-impaired patient with a portable computer that talks, but the man ultimately uses the computer to spew foul and abusive language.

Reggie decides to help Jake fulfil some of the dreams he had as a child with disastrous consequences. Linda saves a patients life, then drives Becker and Margaret crazy.

Reggie's freezer breaks down and she is forced to deal with Bob's shady supplier friend. Meanwhile, Becker becomes a sex therapist to a pair of 80-year-olds.

A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her.

Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding, however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy.

Calvin and Dave embark on their first road trip together, only to hit an unexpected roadblock that tests their friendship. Tina and Gemma decide to take on the home repairs themselves.

Gemma's trouble-making sister returns, claiming she's turned over a new leaf. Dave finally convinces Calvin to accompany him to an escape room, where they both get more than they bargained for.

On a mission to become one of the 'cool' kids, Chris is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school.

Fists, rumors and even 'D' batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond to step in.

When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him a new cassette player that he wants for Christmas.

Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. The boys seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him.

A girl in school named Sally Darson charges $5 for a kiss. Having never been kissed himself, Butters' sees this as an opportunity to escape ridicule.

After attending their first WWE wrestling event, the boys want to become wrestlers. They sign up for the school's wrestling class and discover that school wrestling is not the same as the WWE.

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan's big day.

Harley riders have come to South Park and the boys decide it's time to deal with the problem. They throw down the F-word and the battle is on.

Niles decides to finally rebel and gets hold of some pot brownies. Unfortunately, Martin manages to eat them first.

Martin buys Frasier an expensive painting - but Frasier doesn't have the heart to tell his father that he hates it.

Doug loses his wallet while Christmas shopping and enlists Arthur's help to find it.

When Arthur overhears Doug making disparaging remarks about him, Doug feels so guilty that he gives Arthur one of his prized Mets tickets.

Super Bowl Sunday is rapidly approaching and Doug is desperate to catch the game in high definition TV. So he and Deacon decide to buy a new television and then try to return it.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake.

John is faced with telling a patient that he cannot possibly be the father of his wife's baby. Reggie, Bob and Jake try to convince a suicidal man that life is worth living.

Reggie dines with her friend Sara and Sara's husband, Richard. She discovers that she and Richard are attracted to each other. Stuck with a large dinner bill, John seeks revenge.

John tries to keep a casual love affair alive, while Bob tries to turn a found Super Bowl ring into his ticket to fame and fortune.

John is surprised when a patient is disappointed at the news that he's not terminally ill. Then, Jake scams Bob in a scrabble game.

Jeff and Audrey find out some surprising news about their surrogate.

Jeff brags to Adam about a strategy he refers to as 'the bank', a list of mistakes that Audrey has made, which he uses to diffuse her anger when he messes up.

Upset about buying a new rug after Audrey gives their old one to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about the 'fun' he and Audrey had on it.

Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

Audrey contemplates quitting when she realises how miserable her job is making her. Allison tells Timmy that she wants to slow things down.

Deacon's birthday has everyone participating in a game of paintball. Things, however, soon turn serious when Carrie confesses her attraction toward Deacon to Doug.

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

Carrie begins to question her relationship with Doug.

Carrie's best friend has a very annoying husband and when Doug finds out that Carrie has invited the couple to spend the long Thanksgiving weekend with them, he must stop her.

When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him a new cassette player that he wants for Christmas.

Chris is given the task of memorising the longest presidential inaugural address and reciting it in front of the class as a punishment.

In an attempt to keep his younger brother, Drew, out of further trouble, Chris reluctantly agrees to skip school and accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey great Wayne Gretzky.

Chris decides to buy his mother an expensive bottle of perfume for Mother's Day to pay her back for all the things she has done for him.

Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a Run DMC concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr Omar's Black Funeral Directors' (BFD) scholarship fund.

Malcolm surprises Calvin and Tina when he brings home a new motorcycle. Dave and Gemma aim to rev up their social life with a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas.

When Calvin discovers a member of the community plans to sell to greedy developers, he vows to find a buyer closer to home instead.

When Gemma's phone is stolen, Dave and Calvin team up to get it back, only to have their mission take an unexpected turn. Also, Malcolm and Marty move into their new house.

Dave discovers Calvin hasn't seen a physician in a decade. Calvin gets more than he bargained for when Dr Fisher insists he undergo a routine colonoscopy.

When Dave's amateur band loses its lead singer just before a gig, Tina offers to fill in. Marty quickly regrets letting his needy boss crash at his new place.

Reggie meets John's friend Dan who is recently divorced from an extraordinarily accomplished woman.

Becker and the crew decide to barter medical visits for food and services. An obsessive woman keeps calling Becker's office, looking for an ex-boyfriend.

John dreads attending his ex-wife's wedding on Valentine's Day.

Frasier and Niles disapprove of Martin's relationship with his brassy new girlfriend.

Cartman becomes the voice of change at school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is student-body president, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman asks the tough questions and gains a following.

Things at the water park are not what they seem: the boy's fun-filled day turns deadly because there are too many people urinating in the pool.

Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous celebrities whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the rather violent new Tiger Woods game.

Mr Garrison assigns his fourth grade class to read JD Salinger's 'The Catcher In The Rye'. The boys are excited after hearing about how the book has been banned for its salacious content.

Due to new laws banning fast-food restaurants from being built in low-income towns, Cartman starts his own Kentucky Fried Chicken cartel to get his fix.