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While filling in for Frasier, Niles gains fame after counselling a local basketball star who's in a slump.

Frasier throws a cocktail party to exhibit a new painting he has bought, but is humiliated when the artist shows up and declares it a forgery.

When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him a new cassette player that he wants for Christmas.

Chris is given the task of memorising the longest presidential inaugural address and reciting it in front of the class as a punishment.

Carrie decides to return to college and realises that she has no time to study and work.

Carrie, desperate for a break, befriends the weird next door neighbours in order to get their time share in a vacation place in the Hamptons.

When Arthur gets to be too much to handle, Doug tries to pawn him off on his cousin.

Frasier and Bulldog participate in a bachelor auction to benefit Martin's police association.

Frasier's thrilled by the prospect of a Christmas visit from his son, but he's forced to brave the mall on Christmas Eve to find the right gift.

John takes Reggie's advice to be more sensitive with women. It helps at the office with Margaret, but backfires with a woman he is dating. Jake and Bob trade jobs.

John panics when he has to get a MRI, finally resorting to Valium to get through the claustrophobic test. Linda tries to date twins, but breaks up with them when they ask her to choose between them.

John is faced with telling a patient that he cannot possibly be the father of his wife's baby. Reggie, Bob and Jake try to convince a suicidal man that life is worth living.

Audrey is upset when Jeff reveals to her that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost. Meanwhile, Russell tries to persuade Timmy not to go through with his arranged marriage.

To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist. Meanwhile, Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiancée.

When Tina receives unexpected news, Calvin, Dave and Gemma encourage her to embrace a new chapter by taking a big leap of faith - literally - by learning to skydive.

A surprise delivery prompts Dave and Gemma, as well as Calvin and Tina, to examine the power dynamics in their respective relationships.

When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him a new cassette player that he wants for Christmas.

Chris is given the task of memorising the longest presidential inaugural address and reciting it in front of the class as a punishment.

Chris must come up with a school project for Earth Day, so he decides to collect cans, believing it will be an easy task and something Julius can help him accomplish.

With no extracurricular activities to his name, Chris decides to join the writing staff of the school newspaper.

Darren Harriott narrates a new batch of family-friendly fails. We'll find out which is more ridiculous - kids or pets. Plus we'll show you how not to work out at home.

Jeff and Audrey find out some surprising news about their surrogate.

Jeff brags to Adam about a strategy he refers to as 'the bank', a list of mistakes that Audrey has made, which he uses to diffuse her anger when he messes up.

Malcolm surprises Calvin and Tina when he brings home a new motorcycle. Dave and Gemma aim to rev up their social life with a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas.

When Calvin discovers a member of the community plans to sell to greedy developers, he vows to find a buyer closer to home instead.

When Doug's new trainee turns out to be a beautiful young girl, Doug is sure that Carrie will be jealous. When she's not, he's disappointed.

Carrie is invited to attend an elegant cocktail party at her boss' home and she really wants Doug to come with her. However, when he arrives late, half dressed and starving, she is mortified.

Carrie decides to return to college and realises that she has no time to study and work.

John is faced with telling a patient that he cannot possibly be the father of his wife's baby. Reggie, Bob and Jake try to convince a suicidal man that life is worth living.

Reggie dines with her friend Sara and Sara's husband, Richard. She discovers that she and Richard are attracted to each other. Stuck with a large dinner bill, John seeks revenge.

John tries to keep a casual love affair alive, while Bob tries to turn a found Super Bowl ring into his ticket to fame and fortune.

The series with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Get ready to enjoy the most fantastic fails and glorious mishaps. From pets off the leash to driving disasters and mad mums.

The series with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Get ready to enjoy the most fantastic fails and glorious mishaps. From pets off the leash to driving disasters and mad mums.

This time Most Ridiculous is warming up its hamstrings as it brings you the internet's greatest sporting clips with plenty of balls ups, gym goofballs and martial arts mugs.

Get your glad rags on and reach for the balloons because Most Ridiculous is all about the Party Crashers. This is the mother of all clip shows with everything from banging birthdays to crackpot Christmases.

Expect no end of craziness as Most Ridiculous brings your some truly Dangerous Dads. Join us for the absolute daddy of all clip shows, full of stupid dads, hurting dads and dads that you're glad are not your dad.

Get ready to enjoy the most fantastic fails and glorious mishaps. From pets off the leash to driving disasters and mad mums, you can be certain that Most Ridiculous has got it covered.

Rev up your engines and check your insurance policies because Most Ridiculous is taking a ride with the Fast and the Foolish. Strap yourself in for the best of the internet's petrol-based pandemonium.

David picks Janie up from dance lessons and sees that she's awful, but enthusiastic. He then does what any dad would: tells her how to make it to the top - nearly leading to an injury.

Joe is sleepwalking due to nerves about kissing Amanda for the first time. However, David thinks he's nervous about a fight at school and later gives him terrible first-kiss advice.

Marcus' wife, Alicia, arrives home from Europe surprising everyone with her new look but the Hobbs can't keep up with their friend's new lifestyle!

As he prepares for his date with Amanda, Joe worries that the Hobbs men suffer from a Valentine's Day curse. Amy mistakenly thinks a necklace that David was hiding for Marcus is a gift for her.

While acting as room mother, David finds it to be a lot of work, and tries to get out of it, Joe runs away from a scary older student.

David takes Joe's scout troop camping to earn his survival badge, and gets help from his old show-crew to complete the tasks.

During an attempt to quit smoking, John attends a pancake breakfast and wins the event's grand prize, a bicycle, which leads to his arrest on a plethora of charges.

Jake gets married to a girl he just met. John buys a faux designer clock as a gift and it breaks. In order to hide his frugal action, he purchases the real clock, but does not want to give it up.

John helps a homeless man when he learns the man is ill. Margaret is forced to act as nursemaid to a dog to earn extra money.

After Daphne gets dumped by her boyfriend, Niles decides it's time to declare his love for her.

It's a Christmas to remember when Martin sings in a church pageant, Niles gets stuck in an elevator, and Frasier spills the beans about Roz's pregnancy to her unsuspecting mother.

In an attempt to keep his younger brother, Drew, out of further trouble, Chris reluctantly agrees to skip school and accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey great Wayne Gretzky.

Chris decides to buy his mother an expensive bottle of perfume for Mother's Day to pay her back for all the things she has done for him.

When Arthur overhears Doug making disparaging remarks about him, Doug feels so guilty that he gives Arthur one of his prized Mets tickets.

Doug's patience with Arthur's eccentricities is rapidly eroding. In a rage, Doug tells Arthur how he really feels about his insane behaviour and decides to move out.

Doug and Carrie wonder if they are ready to have a baby, especially since Carrie is in line for a promotion.

Frasier pretends to be Jewish to placate his new girlfriend's mother.

Knowing Niles loves her, Daphne is forced to confront how she really feels about him.

Reggie dines with her friend Sara and Sara's husband, Richard. She discovers that she and Richard are attracted to each other. Stuck with a large dinner bill, John seeks revenge.

John tries to keep a casual love affair alive, while Bob tries to turn a found Super Bowl ring into his ticket to fame and fortune.

John is surprised when a patient is disappointed at the news that he's not terminally ill. Then, Jake scams Bob in a scrabble game.

Audrey lies to her homely friend Liz that she is on Jeff's list of woman he would sleep with if Audrey wasn't around.

Audrey is surprised by Jeff's sudden interest in her favourite reality show until she discovers the reason.

A near-accident awakens Dave's sense of civic duty, prompting him to team up with Calvin to try to improve the safety of their community.

Dave makes a run for city council, working hard to earn Calvin's support, only to have a controversial photo threaten to derail his entire campaign.

In an attempt to keep his younger brother, Drew, out of further trouble, Chris reluctantly agrees to skip school and accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey great Wayne Gretzky.

Chris decides to buy his mother an expensive bottle of perfume for Mother's Day to pay her back for all the things she has done for him.

When Chris discovers that his long-standing crush, Tasha, likes 'bad boys', he decides it's time to lose his 'nice guy' image and win over the girl of his dreams.

Chris and Greg decide to join the wrestling team to land a varsity jacket to impress the ladies.

Darren Harriott narrates a new batch funny clips. In this week's family-friendly fails, we'll show you not to cook an egg, plus it's man vs beast to see which is more ridiculous.

Upset about buying a new rug after Audrey gives their old one to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about the 'fun' he and Audrey had on it.

Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

When Gemma's phone is stolen, Dave and Calvin team up to get it back, only to have their mission take an unexpected turn. Also, Malcolm and Marty move into their new house.

Dave discovers Calvin hasn't seen a physician in a decade. Calvin gets more than he bargained for when Dr Fisher insists he undergo a routine colonoscopy.

Carrie, desperate for a break, befriends the weird next door neighbours in order to get their time share in a vacation place in the Hamptons.

When Arthur gets to be too much to handle, Doug tries to pawn him off on his cousin.

With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.

John is surprised when a patient is disappointed at the news that he's not terminally ill. Then, Jake scams Bob in a scrabble game.

Reggie meets John's friend Dan who is recently divorced from an extraordinarily accomplished woman.

Becker and the crew decide to barter medical visits for food and services. An obsessive woman keeps calling Becker's office, looking for an ex-boyfriend.

A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her.

Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding, however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy.

Calvin and Dave embark on their first road trip together, only to hit an unexpected roadblock that tests their friendship. Tina and Gemma decide to take on the home repairs themselves.

Gemma's trouble-making sister returns, claiming she's turned over a new leaf. Dave finally convinces Calvin to accompany him to an escape room, where they both get more than they bargained for.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake.

Deacon's birthday has everyone participating in a game of paintball. Things, however, soon turn serious when Carrie confesses her attraction toward Deacon to Doug.

Frasier and Lilith join forces so that their son can gain admission to the most prestigious private school in Boston.

Frasier reluctantly co-hosts Seattle's Christmas parade with his radio rival.

Frasier and Niles squabble over who will host the Christmas festivities. Meanwhile, Roz gets a job as a department store elf and falls for Santa.

Niles decides to finally rebel and gets hold of some pot brownies. Unfortunately, Martin manages to eat them first.

A PSA helps prevent child soldiers in Africa, a college a cappella group gets a new member, Meegan and André go on their first date, a terror group runs a food truck, two old men discuss popular music.

Prepare for law and disorder as this time it's the internet's Most Ridiculous Cops and Robbers with a caseload of hilarious clips featuring the dumbest crims and even dumber cops.

This time Most Ridiculous is bearing its teeth for the ultimate battle in Man versus Beast. Katherine Ryan heads into the Lion's den to bring you the funniest bites of the internet's menagerie of animal madness.

This time on Most Ridiculous it's all about our friends as we bring you the definitive OMG of the internet's BFFs. There are all kinds of madness from drinking buddies and LOL lovers to crazed colleagues.

Featuring the internet's funniest vacation viral videos, from beach bozos to crap campers, this is one trip you don't want to miss.

Look out for the dog poop and take care on the dodgy slide because Most Ridiculous is off down the park for a bit of recreation.

You can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends. It's a Most Ridiculous take on the funniest internet viral videos featuring those who we hold most dear to us.

The forecast is hilarious as Most Ridiculous brings you the funniest weather clips around. Brace yourself for a storm of stupidity, fools in floods and plenty of ice, ice, baby.

Tuck into a supersized helping of stateside stupidity including clips of cack-handed cowboys and fast food foolishness.

Emily considers dropping out of school to be an intern at a news show, Joe and his friends prepare for a talent show.

After refusing to follow rules, Janie runs away to Marcus' house and David must try to convince her to come home, Emily wants to get close to Joe's new friend.

David decides the family needs to clean up so he can finally have his office. A few boxes of See Dad Run memorabilia get into the hands of his craziest fan!

David gets in over his head when he challenges a wrestler to a televised event in order to impress Joe and his friends. Janie is in trouble at school for copying Emily.

David finally impresses his father-in-law by serving on jury duty, the children must go through the Major's boot camp.

John takes Reggie's advice to be more sensitive with women. It helps at the office with Margaret, but backfires with a woman he is dating. Jake and Bob trade jobs.

John panics when he has to get a MRI, finally resorting to Valium to get through the claustrophobic test. Linda tries to date twins, but breaks up with them when they ask her to choose between them.

John is faced with telling a patient that he cannot possibly be the father of his wife's baby. Reggie, Bob and Jake try to convince a suicidal man that life is worth living.

Frasier and Lilith join forces so that their son can gain admission to the most prestigious private school in Boston.

Frasier reluctantly co-hosts Seattle's Christmas parade with his radio rival.

Chris decides to take a stand against Rochelle by refusing to do his household chores, causing Rochelle to complain to Julius that her son is disrespecting her.

Chris finally manages to ask Tasha out and she accepts. But Chris doesn't expect that all his free time will be taken up only doing things that Tasha wants to do.

Deacon's birthday has everyone participating in a game of paintball. Things, however, soon turn serious when Carrie confesses her attraction toward Deacon to Doug.

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

Carrie begins to question her relationship with Doug.

Frasier and Niles squabble over who will host the Christmas festivities. Meanwhile, Roz gets a job as a department store elf and falls for Santa.

Niles decides to finally rebel and gets hold of some pot brownies. Unfortunately, Martin manages to eat them first.

Reggie meets John's friend Dan who is recently divorced from an extraordinarily accomplished woman.

Becker and the crew decide to barter medical visits for food and services. An obsessive woman keeps calling Becker's office, looking for an ex-boyfriend.

John dreads attending his ex-wife's wedding on Valentine's Day.

When Audrey's weekly girls' night out gets cancelled, Jeff seeks out time alone. However, his plans get foiled every step of the way.

Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid knowing the score of a NY Rangers game after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets and go to her boss' party instead.

The Butlers and Johnsons unite when a member of their community is the victim of racial injustice.

When Calvin and Dave get shown up by Gemma and Marty at a local bar's trivia night, the pair hatch a plan for a do-over to redeem themselves.

Chris decides to take a stand against Rochelle by refusing to do his household chores, causing Rochelle to complain to Julius that her son is disrespecting her.

Chris finally manages to ask Tasha out and she accepts. But Chris doesn't expect that all his free time will be taken up only doing things that Tasha wants to do.

In order to attend an over-18 Fat Boys concert, Chris and Greg realise they need fake IDs to get in.

When Chris' entire family comes down with the flu, Rochelle and Julius make arrangements for Mr Omar to look after Chris until the family recovers.

Darren Harriott narrates this week's family-friendly fails. Expect out-of-control ice skaters and holidays gone wrong. Plus, we'll show you what happens when technology goes bad.

Audrey contemplates quitting when she realises how miserable her job is making her. Allison tells Timmy that she wants to slow things down.

Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

When Dave's amateur band loses its lead singer just before a gig, Tina offers to fill in. Marty quickly regrets letting his needy boss crash at his new place.

Concerned about the safety of a treehouse Calvin is building for Grover, Dave recruits Marty to covertly supervise.

Carrie and Doug volunteer to take care of Kelly and Deacon's kids while they attend a funeral.

Doug is initially annoyed when Carrie starts working at IPS, but then she reveals how much of a turn-on it is to watch Doug in his work environment.

Arthur decides to get more of Carrie's company by working part-time on their senior citizen program.

John dreads attending his ex-wife's wedding on Valentine's Day.

Becker obsesses over whether younger women still find him attractive. Linda takes advantage of a hard-working temp.

Becker gets in hot water with parents when his nutrition lecture at an elementary school turns into a sex talk.

Jeff and Audrey find out some surprising news about their surrogate.

Jeff brags to Adam about a strategy he refers to as 'the bank', a list of mistakes that Audrey has made, which he uses to diffuse her anger when he messes up.

Malcolm surprises Calvin and Tina when he brings home a new motorcycle. Dave and Gemma aim to rev up their social life with a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas.

When Calvin discovers a member of the community plans to sell to greedy developers, he vows to find a buyer closer to home instead.

Carrie begins to question her relationship with Doug.

Carrie's best friend has a very annoying husband and when Doug finds out that Carrie has invited the couple to spend the long Thanksgiving weekend with them, he must stop her.

When Carrie gets frustrated with Doug because he doesn't realise the difficulties of taking care of Arthur, Doug offers to take over.

Martin buys Frasier an expensive painting - but Frasier doesn't have the heart to tell his father that he hates it.

Frasier and Niles disapprove of Martin's relationship with his brassy new girlfriend.

Frasier finds himself in a precarious position when he tries to help the troubled marriage of a former high school acquaintance.

When Frasier becomes fed up with the rules and regulations governing his condominium complex, he decides to run for condo board president.

A PSA helps prevent child soldiers in Africa, a college a cappella group gets a new member, Meegan and André go on their first date, a terror group runs a food truck, and two old men discuss popular music.

The kids aren't alright as Most Ridiculous takes on some Tiny Terrors. Standby for hilarious clips of rug rats, rascals and really bad parenting.

Enjoy the very best clips of bungling builders, woeful waiters and office pranksters.

Sit back and enjoy a spectacle of dangerous stunts and even more dangerously low IQs.

Enjoy the human body in all its natural and unnatural glory as Most Ridiculous unveils some really bonkers bodies. Prepare to be amazed by crazy contortionists, fashion faux-pas and disasters in the gym.

Mum's the word for chaos as Most Ridiculous welcomes the Mad Mums. So, salute the world of mothers with hilarious clips of mums letting their hair down, their family down and themselves down.

The all-time funniest internet clips that have ever been shown on the all-time funniest internet clip show on television. We've raided the archive for Most Ridiculous Greatest Hits.

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates this week's family-friendly fails - the art of how not to take a selfie and who's more ridiculous: skaters or free-runners.

Darren Harriott narrates a fresh batch of the funniest clips out there. This week's fails brings internet challenges gone wrong.

Emily is forced to participate in a beauty pageant in order to please Amy's boss.

David tries to teach Joe a lesson about finishing things, and agrees to jump out of a plane if Joe can finish a project.

Janie invites David's mother and Amy's father to attend grandparents' day at her school, David demands that his mother and Amy's father stop fighting and try to get along.

When David begins acting differently around Janie, she becomes worried that she is going to be given away, Joe and Amy are trapped in an elevator with Joe's hero.

After a series of incidents goes wrong on his watch, David wonders if he should have stopped acting.

David decides he can have it all, and brings the family with him to shoot Marcus' movie in New York. He quickly becomes stretched too thin though, and has to make a choice.

Reggie dines with her friend Sara and Sara's husband, Richard. She discovers that she and Richard are attracted to each other. Stuck with a large dinner bill, John seeks revenge.

John tries to keep a casual love affair alive, while Bob tries to turn a found Super Bowl ring into his ticket to fame and fortune.

John is surprised when a patient is disappointed at the news that he's not terminally ill. Then, Jake scams Bob in a scrabble game.

When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins.

Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate as Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

Tina and Gemma get more than they bargained for in a revealing art class. Calvin can't hide his jealousy and takes drastic action. Dave, Marty and Malcolm team up to crack the case of a mystery novel.

Dave earns Calvin's respect when he thwarts a robbery at the barbershop. Also, Marty invites an anxious Gemma to give his new, stress-busting hobby a try.

Doug and Carrie go to extraordinary lengths to get out of a friend's wedding, yet pretend that they were there.

Doug loses his wallet while Christmas shopping and enlists Arthur's help to find it.

Doug is thrilled when he gets a Christmas bonus, but the thrill quickly dissipates when his investment strategy goes awry.

An article on Becker is published in a prestigious medical journal, but the photo accompanying the article isn't his. Meanwhile Linda goes on a date with the water deliveryman.

Becker helps a speech-impaired patient with a portable computer that talks, but the man ultimately uses the computer to spew foul and abusive language.

Reggie decides to help Jake fulfil some of the dreams he had as a child with disastrous consequences. Linda saves a patients life, then drives Becker and Margaret crazy.

Upset about buying a new rug after Audrey gives their old one to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about the 'fun' he and Audrey had on it.

Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

When Gemma's phone is stolen, Dave and Calvin team up to get it back, only to have their mission take an unexpected turn. Also, Malcolm and Marty move into their new house.

Dave discovers Calvin hasn't seen a physician in a decade. Calvin gets more than he bargained for when Dr Fisher insists he undergo a routine colonoscopy.

When Doug's bowling team sponsor, Bruce Degner, demands winning results, Doug must decide between loyalty to the game and loyalty to his wife.

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation.

When Doug goes to meet his parents at the airport, they ask him to sign their living will, a task he's not entirely ready to perform.

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart.

During times of great woe and despair, one young person in South Park takes it upon himself to keep order. 'The Coon' rises from the gutter and becomes South Park's sole vigilante until a rival superhero shows up.

The dreadful economy has everyone worried. Randy steps forward offering a solution - live a life that no longer depends on the economy.

The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's joke, and it doesn't go over well at all. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the boys are scared it's going to happen again.

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. However, when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are furious.

It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy has acquired a very special component to help Stan.

Emily brings home a boy she'd like to date for her parents' approval and he and David unexpectedly hit it off.

When David and Amy learn Emily is an extra in the school play, they secure her a bigger role even though her performance isn't up to par.

Reggie meets John's friend Dan who is recently divorced from an extraordinarily accomplished woman.

Becker and the crew decide to barter medical visits for food and services. An obsessive woman keeps calling Becker's office, looking for an ex-boyfriend.

John dreads attending his ex-wife's wedding on Valentine's Day.

When Eddie shows signs of depression, a pet therapist thinks Martin's dog is simply reacting to the dysfunctional Crane family!

When the Crane brothers go away for the weekend with two attractive women, Niles discovers he hasn't quite cut his emotional ties to Maris.

On a mission to become one of the 'cool' kids, Chris is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school.

Fists, rumors and even 'D' batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond to step in.

Doug is thrilled when he gets a Christmas bonus, but the thrill quickly dissipates when his investment strategy goes awry.

When Doug goes to meet his parents at the airport, they ask him to sign their living will, a task he's not entirely ready to perform.

Carrie threatens her neighbours with a lawsuit when she feels her privacy is being violated by their swimming pool.

Niles moves into a prestigious building and tries to impress his snobby neighbours with an elegant dinner party.

While volunteering at a retirement home, Roz becomes convinced that she's 'the angel of death' after her first two patients die on her.

Becker helps a speech-impaired patient with a portable computer that talks, but the man ultimately uses the computer to spew foul and abusive language.

Reggie decides to help Jake fulfil some of the dreams he had as a child with disastrous consequences. Linda saves a patients life, then drives Becker and Margaret crazy.

Reggie's freezer breaks down and she is forced to deal with Bob's shady supplier friend. Meanwhile, Becker becomes a sex therapist to a pair of 80-year-olds.

A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her.

Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding, however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy.

Calvin and Dave embark on their first road trip together, only to hit an unexpected roadblock that tests their friendship. Tina and Gemma decide to take on the home repairs themselves.

Gemma's trouble-making sister returns, claiming she's turned over a new leaf. Dave finally convinces Calvin to accompany him to an escape room, where they both get more than they bargained for.

On a mission to become one of the 'cool' kids, Chris is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school.

Fists, rumors and even 'D' batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond to step in.

When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him a new cassette player that he wants for Christmas.

Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. The boys seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him.

A girl in school named Sally Darson charges $5 for a kiss. Having never been kissed himself, Butters' sees this as an opportunity to escape ridicule.

After attending their first WWE wrestling event, the boys want to become wrestlers. They sign up for the school's wrestling class and discover that school wrestling is not the same as the WWE.

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan's big day.

Harley riders have come to South Park and the boys decide it's time to deal with the problem. They throw down the F-word and the battle is on.

Niles decides to finally rebel and gets hold of some pot brownies. Unfortunately, Martin manages to eat them first.

Martin buys Frasier an expensive painting - but Frasier doesn't have the heart to tell his father that he hates it.

Doug loses his wallet while Christmas shopping and enlists Arthur's help to find it.

When Arthur overhears Doug making disparaging remarks about him, Doug feels so guilty that he gives Arthur one of his prized Mets tickets.

Super Bowl Sunday is rapidly approaching and Doug is desperate to catch the game in high definition TV. So he and Deacon decide to buy a new television and then try to return it.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake.

John is faced with telling a patient that he cannot possibly be the father of his wife's baby. Reggie, Bob and Jake try to convince a suicidal man that life is worth living.

Reggie dines with her friend Sara and Sara's husband, Richard. She discovers that she and Richard are attracted to each other. Stuck with a large dinner bill, John seeks revenge.

John tries to keep a casual love affair alive, while Bob tries to turn a found Super Bowl ring into his ticket to fame and fortune.

John is surprised when a patient is disappointed at the news that he's not terminally ill. Then, Jake scams Bob in a scrabble game.

Jeff and Audrey find out some surprising news about their surrogate.

Jeff brags to Adam about a strategy he refers to as 'the bank', a list of mistakes that Audrey has made, which he uses to diffuse her anger when he messes up.

Upset about buying a new rug after Audrey gives their old one to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about the 'fun' he and Audrey had on it.

Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

Audrey contemplates quitting when she realises how miserable her job is making her. Allison tells Timmy that she wants to slow things down.

Deacon's birthday has everyone participating in a game of paintball. Things, however, soon turn serious when Carrie confesses her attraction toward Deacon to Doug.

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

Carrie begins to question her relationship with Doug.

Carrie's best friend has a very annoying husband and when Doug finds out that Carrie has invited the couple to spend the long Thanksgiving weekend with them, he must stop her.

When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him a new cassette player that he wants for Christmas.

Chris is given the task of memorising the longest presidential inaugural address and reciting it in front of the class as a punishment.

In an attempt to keep his younger brother, Drew, out of further trouble, Chris reluctantly agrees to skip school and accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey great Wayne Gretzky.

Chris decides to buy his mother an expensive bottle of perfume for Mother's Day to pay her back for all the things she has done for him.

Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a Run DMC concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr Omar's Black Funeral Directors' (BFD) scholarship fund.

Malcolm surprises Calvin and Tina when he brings home a new motorcycle. Dave and Gemma aim to rev up their social life with a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas.

When Calvin discovers a member of the community plans to sell to greedy developers, he vows to find a buyer closer to home instead.

When Gemma's phone is stolen, Dave and Calvin team up to get it back, only to have their mission take an unexpected turn. Also, Malcolm and Marty move into their new house.

Dave discovers Calvin hasn't seen a physician in a decade. Calvin gets more than he bargained for when Dr Fisher insists he undergo a routine colonoscopy.

When Dave's amateur band loses its lead singer just before a gig, Tina offers to fill in. Marty quickly regrets letting his needy boss crash at his new place.

Reggie meets John's friend Dan who is recently divorced from an extraordinarily accomplished woman.

Becker and the crew decide to barter medical visits for food and services. An obsessive woman keeps calling Becker's office, looking for an ex-boyfriend.

John dreads attending his ex-wife's wedding on Valentine's Day.

Frasier and Niles disapprove of Martin's relationship with his brassy new girlfriend.

Cartman becomes the voice of change at school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is student-body president, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman asks the tough questions and gains a following.

Things at the water park are not what they seem: the boy's fun-filled day turns deadly because there are too many people urinating in the pool.

Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous celebrities whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the rather violent new Tiger Woods game.

Mr Garrison assigns his fourth grade class to read JD Salinger's 'The Catcher In The Rye'. The boys are excited after hearing about how the book has been banned for its salacious content.

Due to new laws banning fast-food restaurants from being built in low-income towns, Cartman starts his own Kentucky Fried Chicken cartel to get his fix.