2024-06-26
Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome in order to say whatever he wants. (Repeat).
Stan and Kyle become a successful Guitar Hero duo. After they part ways, Stan succumbs to the pitfalls of rock stardom. (Repeat).
The boys discover a secret list compiled by their female classmates that rates them according to looks. (Repeat).
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In the 12th-season premiere, Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition. (Repeat).
The boys meet Britney Spears while she's on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually take on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole. (Repeat).
Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny's drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy "Heavy Metal." (Repeat).
When Canada goes on strike, the boys find themselves in the thick of negotiations for a settlement, and the void in U.S. jobs is filled by replacements from Denmark. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are on the fence about joining the strike, but are shocked by its fiscal consequences. (Repeat).
Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison's class when the teacher's personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom. (Repeat).
When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal. (Repeat).
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Aspiring to become a great cook, Bender is coached by a legend before competing against a vaunted TV chef who initially ignored him. David Herman, John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).
In the fourth-season finale, after learning that "Star Trek" was banned from Earth in the 23rd century, Fry tries to retrieve tapes of the series that were sent to a forbidden planet. Guest voices include William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, George Takei, Walter Koenig and Nichelle Nichols. (Repeat).
Al Gore has a cameo in this episode which finds Professor Farnsworth claiming responsibility for a global-warming crisis. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Bender gets jealous when it looks like cloning will reunite Fry with his dog from the 20th century. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).
After being told to get jobs, the wayward sons of Hermes and the Professor open a competing delivery service that puts Planet Express out of business. Kath Soucie, Bumper Robinson, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).
Dr. Zoidberg celebrates Freedom Day by eating the Earth flag, and an angry mob compels him to take refuge in his planet's embassy. Phil Hendrie, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Amy stows away on a delivery and takes the ship to rendezvous with her beloved Kif, which results in a pregnancy---his. Lauren Tom, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
A class trip to a living museum that recreates 1800s Colorado leads to a hostage situation for some of the boys. (Repeat).
With Butters' help, Cartman takes on the Chinese while the rest of the U.S. is preoccupied by a recent tragedy. (Repeat).
Wendy courts trouble when she vows to beat up Cartman after school. (Repeat).
The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are. (Repeat).
In the 12th-season finale, vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers. (Repeat).
In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. (Repeat).
Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town. (Repeat).
Kramer uses butter for shaving---and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania (Stephen Hytner); Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex. Darin: Jarrad Paul. Claire: Sara Rose Peterson. Dean Jones: Ella Joyce. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith. Patty: Lori Loughlin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum (Lloyd Bridges). Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man (Toby Huss), whose past comes back to haunt her. Frankie: Dana Gould. Rhisa: Laurie Taylor-Williams. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend (Julia Pennington) won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine. (Repeat).
George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor. Sara: Marcia Cross. Kruger: Daniel Von Bargen. Photo Man: Larry B. Scott. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish. Nina: Justine Miceli. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. FDR: Michael McShane. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. The desk jockeys reflect on a day of beach competitions. Meanwhile, a corporate-job opening sparks competition at Dunder-Mifflin as Michael, Jim and Karen journey to New York for interviews. Back in Scranton, Dwight's reign of power results in extensive reforms. (Repeat).
Conclusion. A corporate-job opening continues to spark competition at Dunder-Mifflin. Meanwhile, tight Dwight is a fright: His dictatorial dynasty results in sprawling reforms. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. New boss Ryan returns to Scranton to push Dunder-Mifflin into the digital age, much to Michael's chagrin. Elsewhere, catty Angela remains upset about her feline. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Corporate young gun Ryan continues in his efforts to drive Dunder-Mifflin into the digital age. (Repeat).
Michael was excited to know Dunder Mifflin bought television ad space in local markets, including Scranton. Michael wanted to create the perfect commercial. Only problem was Michael wasn't seeing eye to eye with guys who were going to be producing the commercial. (Repeat).
Michael gleefully anticipates attending the company's Web-site launch party in New York. Meanwhile, Angela arranges a bash in Scranton, while Dwight gets wrapped up in a real paper chase: He tries to sell more paper than the Web site. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Michael faces a ballooning personal debt. Meanwhile, it's a barn burner when Jim and Pam check in to the Schrute family farm, which has been converted into a bed-and-breakfast; and Jan revamps the condo. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Michael continues to face his financial woes. (Repeat).
When the Scranton office is tapped to appear in a commercial, entertainer wannabe Michael sees a prime chance to display his creative talent. Meanwhile, Dwight delves into an Internet-based virtual world. (Repeat).
Karen causes a ruckus when she courts Stanley to relocate, prompting Michael to go on the offensive and recruit Jim in his battle. Elsewhere, a Finer Things Club riles the employees. (Repeat).
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Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives. (Repeat).