2024-06-28
Kyle turns to Stan for help with a Facebook crisis. (Repeat).
Jimmy and Timmy go to summer camp with a winner-take-all attitude in a variety of contests, including Jimmy's participation in a surfing competition. (Repeat).
Cartman's dream to become a NASCAR driver comes true, with Butters as his pit boss. (Repeat).
Randy spearheads the town's defense when "Jersey Shore"-inspired Garden State residents are threatening to take over the entire country. (Repeat).
Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a beef with a new AA member. Jason: James Spader. Melissa: Kathleen McClellan. Sponsor: Jack Hallett. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity. Gwen: Karen Fineman. Different Gwen: Suzanne Krull. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a spat between Elaine and Puddy (Patrick Warburton). Rick: Daniel Hagen. Don: Joel McCrary. Willie: Michael Kagan. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted. Silvio: Jon Polito. Joe Mayo: Pat Finn. Keri: Jennette Robbins. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Janet: Tracy Nelson. (Repeat).
George's girlfriend refuses to break up; Elaine suspects her new beau is married; Kramer hides a key at Jerry's. Maura: Alex Kapp. Glenn: Nicholas Paul Walker. Loretta: Illeana Douglas. Phil: Louis Mustillo. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple. Darryl: Samuel Bliss Cooper. Sid: Edgar Small. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it. Leo: Len Lesser. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. Lisi: Julia Campbell. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law." Sidra: Teri Hatcher. Jackie: Phil Morris. Soup Nazi: Larry Thomas. (Repeat).
South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule. (Repeat).
In the Season 16 finale, Cartman believes he can affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election. (Repeat).
Mr. Garrison is fed up with undocumented immigrants, and proposes building a wall to keep them out. (Repeat).
The President-elect visits to take care of some unfinished business in his hometown. Meanwhile, Gerald flees a vengeful Troll Hunter; and Cartman and Heidi hope to get a seat on the first rocket leaving for Mars. (Repeat).
Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. (Repeat).
The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests. (Repeat).
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Stan talks to Mr. Mackey about his hoarding disorder, but learns the guidance counselor has problems with the same compulsion. (Repeat).
In the 14th-season finale, Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family. (Repeat).
The 15th season begins with the launch of a revolutionary tablet computer, though Cartman is feeling left out of the technology craze. (Repeat).
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Jimmy hosts the Special Ed department's inaugural Comedy Awards, but a comment about the Germans' sense of humor gets the school in hot water. (Repeat).
Canadian-born Ike shares his country's obsession with a royal wedding and offers his services when the princess-to-be is abducted. (Repeat).
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy when he's upset after personal information about the boys is posted on the school bulletin board. (Repeat).
Cartman hatches a plan to help babies who are born addicted to drugs. (Repeat).
Butters gets diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, and he's prescribed medication. (Repeat).
Cartman fancies himself an agent of the U.S. Border Patrol when the boys play Texans vs. Mexicans. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
After dominating the Olympics by posing as a fembot, Bender undergoes a sex change to keep his medals. But a celebrity robot falls in love with his new persona. Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Dawnn Lewis. (Repeat).
After being shown up by a new robot, Bender runs away rather than undergo an upgrade to state-of-the-art status. John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).
Bender lands a role on the soap opera "All My Circuits" and is an instant hit. But parents protest his rowdy influence on kids. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, Bumper Robinson, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Fry writes an opera for Leela after making a deal with the Robot Devil, who doesn't like his end of the bargain. Dan Castellaneta, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West. (Repeat).
In the sixth-season premiere, the fate of the Planet Express crew depends on the Professor, who desperately employs an untested resuscitation machine after a catastrophic occurrence in space. (Repeat).
Leela and Zapp Brannigan are marooned on an Edenic planet. (Repeat).
Stan's outlook on life begins to change after his 10th birthday, but it also affects his friendships with the other kids, who find they have little in common with him anymore. (Repeat).
Stan's stuck in an abnormal rut; Cartman suspects he has Asperger's syndrome. (Repeat).
A hacker wreaks havoc with gossipy Web posts on a site called "The South Park Elementary Eavesdropper." (Repeat).
Randy turns into a huge fan of Broadway shows after he takes Sharon to see a hit musical in Denver. (Repeat).