2024-09-12
South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule. (Repeat).
The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are. (Repeat).
In the 12th-season finale, vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.
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Curiousity leads the Planet Express cats into a parallel universe, where they and their counterparts suspect the other is the evil version. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
A $300 tax refund buys a whale swim for Leela, youth for the Professor and 100 cups of coffee for Fry, whose caffeine rush comes just in time to avert a disaster. Maurice LaMarche, Billy West, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
Fry's nose is taken by aliens who consider the "human horn" to be an aphrodisiac. But the pair it's to benefit has deeper relationship problems. Maurice LaMarche, Tress MacNeille, David Herman. (Repeat).
After dominating the Olympics by posing as a fembot, Bender undergoes a sex change to keep his medals. But a celebrity robot falls in love with his new persona. Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Dawnn Lewis. (Repeat).
After being shown up by a new robot, Bender runs away rather than undergo an upgrade to state-of-the-art status. John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).
Bender lands a role on the soap opera "All My Circuits" and is an instant hit. But parents protest his rowdy influence on kids. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, Bumper Robinson, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Fry writes an opera for Leela after making a deal with the Robot Devil, who doesn't like his end of the bargain. Dan Castellaneta, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West. (Repeat).
In the sixth-season premiere, the fate of the Planet Express crew depends on the Professor, who desperately employs an untested resuscitation machine after a catastrophic occurrence in space. (Repeat).
Leela and Zapp Brannigan are marooned on an Edenic planet. (Repeat).
An unflattering video of Leela makes the rounds online, thanks to Fry. (Repeat).
Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman (Wayne Knight) in a speeding-ticket protest. Dalrymple: Bob Balaban. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Judge: Al Fann. (Repeat).
Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend (Stephen McHattie); Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating." (Repeat).
The network president (Bob Balaban) doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend (Stephen McHattie). (Repeat).
A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving. Naomi: Jessica Lundy. Father: Brian Doyle-Murray. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Donald: John Hayman. Waitress: O-Lan Jones. (Repeat).
Elaine's assistant (Lisa Malkiewicz) has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars. Warren Frost, Grace Zabriskie, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
The man who's threatening Jerry is the same Joe (Peter Crombie) who's dating Elaine. First Clown: Gerrit Graham. Reichman: Ross Evans. Usher: Bill Saluga. (Repeat).
Newbie parents Jim and Pam are sleepless in Scranton, as they learn that it's awfully hard to stay awake at the office. Meanwhile, Michael displays unforeseen maturity when he discovers something negative about Donna (Amy Pietz). And it's the wrath of Angela when Dwight reneges on their most unusual contract. (Repeat).
In the Season 6 finale, the heat is on when the media discover that Sabre's printers catch on fire. When Sabre CEO Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) arrives to unmask the whistle-blower, the staffers point accusatory fingers at Andy, who passionately denies that he's the leak. (Repeat).
Season 7 begins with Michael hiring a new office assistant (Evan Peters), whose bad attitude rubs the staffers the wrong way. Meanwhile, Erin flirts with someone other than Andy, and Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. Kathy Bates guest stars. (Repeat).
Corporate pushes Michael into counseling sessions with his office nemesis---Toby. Meanwhile, Dwight launches a mission of revenge against the mall-shop owner who rebuffed him; and Pam sets out to change her job title. (Repeat).
Andy invites the gang to his community-theater staging of "Sweeney Todd," but his ultimate hope is to impress Erin. Michael, habitually starved for attention and now upstaged, tries to push his jealousy aside and take in the performance. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam are saddled with a bumbling babysitter. (Repeat).
Convinced he has herpes, Michael sets out to contact his former girlfriends, including Holly (Amy Ryan), Jan (Melora Hardin), Carol (Nancy Carell), Donna (Amy Pietz) and Helene (Linda Purl). Meanwhile, Andy conducts a sex-ed class in the office in a ploy to win over Erin. (Repeat).
A competing salesman (Timothy Olyphant) begins stealing Dunder Mifflin's clients. To unearth the pilferer's sales secrets, Michael sets up a sting with Jim and Dwight. Meanwhile, Andy is inspired to start a band after discovering that his college pal has forged a successful music career. (Repeat).
The staffers turn overly competitive when they scare up a Halloween costume contest. Meanwhile, Darryl gives an idea to corporate himself, passing over a fuming Michael. And Pam corners Danny (Timothy Olyphant) about their dating history. (Repeat).
Michael invites all the staffers to celebrate the christening of Jim and Pam's baby. (Repeat).
Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party for the gang at Gabe's house. Meanwhile, Michael lacks any semblance of glee when the staffers refer to Gabe as his boss. As for Andy, his jealousy over Gabe and Erin's relationship grows and grows. (Repeat).
Michael puts on the charm by trying to attract investors to Ryan's fledgling Internet company. Meanwhile, Dwight celebrates Thanksgiving and his childhood by organizing a hay festival in the office parking lot; and a newly implemented policy prevents Jim from earning commission. Kathy Bates and Jack Coleman guest star. (Repeat).
Michael reads about China's growth as a global power, so he sets out to stop the country from taking over the U.S. Meanwhile, Dwight's building standards irritate the staffers, and Pam threatens to move the branch to a new building. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. It's a Holly jolly Christmas for Michael when his office nemesis, Toby, takes a leave of absence. This opens the door for one Holly Flax (Amy Ryan), who returns to Scranton to cover for Toby. Meanwhile, Pam is pushed into throwing two holiday parties when Michael insists they have one for Holly's return; and Jim and Dwight square off in a snowball fight. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Holly returns to fill in as the HR rep when Toby takes a leave of absence; Pam is pushed into throwing two holiday parties; Jim and Dwight square off in a snowball fight. (Repeat).
Michael anxiously awaits news from Holly about the status of her romance. Meanwhile, the staffers share their New Year's resolutions; and Andy, Dwight and Darryl try to woo women on their lunch break. (Repeat).
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Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. (Repeat).
Stewie heads to Paris after taking refuge in Quagmire's suitcase. (Repeat).
Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke. (Repeat).
Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby. (Repeat).