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Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome in order to say whatever he wants. (Repeat).

Stan and Kyle become a successful Guitar Hero duo. After they part ways, Stan succumbs to the pitfalls of rock stardom. (Repeat).

The boys discover a secret list compiled by their female classmates that rates them according to looks. (Repeat).

In the 12th-season premiere, Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition. (Repeat).

The boys meet Britney Spears while she's on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually take on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole. (Repeat).

Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny's drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy "Heavy Metal." (Repeat).

When Canada goes on strike, the boys find themselves in the thick of negotiations for a settlement, and the void in U.S. jobs is filled by replacements from Denmark. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are on the fence about joining the strike, but are shocked by its fiscal consequences. (Repeat).

Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison's class when the teacher's personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

April ponders her future while visiting Washington, D.C., on business with Leslie. Back in Pawnee, Andy tries to find his wife the perfect job. (Repeat).

Leslie and Ben come under scrutiny for participating in an old Pawnee tradition; April and Ron go on a scavenger hunt; and Donna and Garry take a stroll down memory lane. (Repeat).

Andy's TV show comes to an end with his friends wishing him luck with whatever comes next. (Repeat).

Leslie gives Tom a hand planning for a very big evening, while interviews are being conducted by Ben and April, and Ron adjusts to a life change with help from Andy and Donna. (Repeat).

The Parks gang complete one last task together before saying so long to Pawnee when the series comes to an end after seven seasons. (Repeat).

The Parks gang complete one last task together before saying so long to Pawnee when the series comes to an end after seven seasons. (Repeat).

In the Season 2 opener, Leslie tries to drum up publicity for the Pawnee zoo by arranging for two penguins to wed, but she inadvertently causes an uproar when both penguins turn out to be male. Elsewhere, Mark sets his sights on Ann and asks her out on a date. (Repeat).

Leslie finds marijuana planted in her new community garden, so she holds an all-night stakeout to catch the culprit. Meanwhile, with Leslie's permission, Ann agrees to go on a date with Mark. (Repeat).

Leslie judges the Miss Pawnee beauty pageant and finds herself in conflict with the other judges on what defines an "ideal woman." Meanwhile, Ann learns some interesting news about Andy during a date with Mark. Louis C.K. ("Lucky Louie") guest stars. (Repeat).

Desk jockey Det. Allen Gamble and his tough-talking partner Terry Hoitz get their moment to shine after stumbling across a small case that threatens to blow up into something big in this hilariously unhinged comedy. Gamble and Hoitz are embarrassments to the police force, but they're about to prove that hotshot detectives Danson and Highsmith aren't the only guys who can get the job done. (Repeat)

Stepfather Brad and biological dad Dusty have set aside their differences to care for their children together. However, their Christmas family get-together is complicated by the arrival of their own dads in this uproarious comedy sequel. (Repeat).

The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls. (Repeat).

Satan tries to plan a Halloween party while dealing with a religious group, an ex-lover and mischievous serial killers. (Repeat).

Cartman becomes a network honcho when he and the boys launch a morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station. (Repeat).

Kyle is embarrassed by his cousin, Kyle, and tries to think of ways to avoid him in front of his friends. (Repeat).

Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research. (Repeat).

Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives. (Repeat).

Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke. (Repeat).

Cartman finds treasure when the boys get stuck in a cave. (Repeat).

When Bebe starts to mature physically, the boys behave so boorishly that their friendships are almost ruined. (Repeat).

Cartman finally comes to the realization that he's overweight, but declares that the solution is to ride around on a mobility scooter. Also: Cartman learns he has a rival in a young reality-TV star. (Repeat).

Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer. (Repeat).

Kyle turns to Stan for help with a Facebook crisis. (Repeat).

In the 15th-season finale, the arrest of Kenny's parents sends him and his two siblings into the foster-care system, but the situation creates a dilemma for Cartman, who is left without a target to mock for being the poorest kid in school. (Repeat).

Media stories about kidnappings drive South Park parents to extreme measures, such as building a wall around the town to keep out predators. (Repeat).

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. (Repeat).

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. (Repeat).

After Chris gets a special dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. (Repeat).

In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from his job at the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. (Repeat).

Chris and Greg tape over a porno rented from Caruso and need to replace it. Rochelle leads a strike at work. Julius debates placing a bet using inside info from Louis's new job with the New York Giants. Guest starring Sam Richar (Repeat).

When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal. (Repeat).

With Butters' help, Cartman takes on the Chinese while the rest of the U.S. is preoccupied by a recent tragedy. (Repeat).

Wendy courts trouble when she vows to beat up Cartman after school. (Repeat).

South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule. (Repeat).

The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are. (Repeat).

In the 12th-season finale, vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers. (Repeat).

In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. (Repeat).

Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town. (Repeat).

Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

The Professor is the key to stopping a robot-and-machine revolt against humans, as ordered by robot-creator Mom, who seeks to be declared Supreme Overlord of Earth. Voices include Tress MacNeille, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Voice cameos by Vice President Al Gore, physicist Stephen Hawking and Nichelle Nichols ("Star Trek") complement this episode, in which Bender, Leela and Fry experience the Professor's "What If" machine, each in a different scenario. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bender is infected with a virus that turns him into a murderous car each evening at midnight. Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Billy West. (Repeat).

Seeking servicemen's discounts, Bender and Fry join the Earth Army, only to find themselves in a war, and being led by Zapp Brannigan, who has eyes for a soldier who's really Leela in disguise. Billy West, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

After a prank gets Fry, Leela and Bender fired, Fry lucks into a job that reunites him with his previously frozen 20th-century girlfriend, who suggests they go somewhere quieter, like the year 4000. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, David Herman. (Repeat).

A miniaturized version of the crew takes a fantastic voyage inside Fry to cure him of worms---which are actually improving him. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Zapp Brannigan gets Leela to join Amy and Kif Kroker on a double date, which ends with all stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. Bea Arthur is the voice of Femputer. Billy West, Katey Sagal, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The boys aspire to be professional wrestlers after seeing their first match live. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The boys take action when a motorcycle festival takes over the town. (Repeat).

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad (Barney Martin); George sells his dad's old "cruisewear." Part 1 of two. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Estelle: Estelle Harris. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Conclusion. The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes. Morty: Barney Martin. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Estelle: Estelle Harris. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

In the Hamptons, George's date (Melora Walters) sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he? Rachel: Melanie Smith. Carol: Lisa Mende. Michael: Steven Prutting. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee." Victoria: Dedee Pfeiffer. Victoria's Uncle: Paul Gleason. Lippman: Richard Fancy. Jake: Marty Rackham. (Repeat).

Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant (Marguerite MacIntyre); George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor. Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman (Marita Geraghty) whom Newman rejected. Store Clerk: Jerry Levine. Julie: Michelle Forbes. Gendason: Dean Hallo. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

The staffers raise spirits at a happy hour, but complications spill over when Michael goes to extremes to impress Jim and Pam's friend, resulting in his ouster from the bar. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin try to keep a secret; and Dwight reconsiders the wisdom of his "prenatal contract" with Angela. (Repeat).

Andy goes to extremes to make sure Erin has a very special Secretary's Day. But it all could backfire thanks to Michael, who informs Erin about Andy's past relationship with Angela. Meanwhile, Oscar creates a viral video that highlights similarities between Kevin's voice and Cookie Monster's voice. (Repeat).

Pam and Jim team up for their first sales pitch together. They deliver it to the manager of a regional hot spot, resulting in mix-ups when Michael has difficulty deciphering body language. Meanwhile, Dwight pushes Kelly to participate in the minority training program. Amy Pietz guest stars. (Repeat).

When Michael concludes that his girlfriend (Amy Pietz) is cheating on him, he enlists Dwight to snoop. Elsewhere, Andy receives a customer complaint and grows frustrated when none of his fellow staffers seem to care. (Repeat).

The everyday lives of office employees in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the fictional Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. (Repeat).

The everyday lives of office employees in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the fictional Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 finale, the heat is on when the media discover that Sabre's printers catch on fire. When Sabre CEO Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) arrives to unmask the whistle-blower, the staffers point accusatory fingers at Andy, who passionately denies that he's the leak. (Repeat).

The everyday lives of office employees in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the fictional Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. (Repeat).

Season 7 begins with Michael hiring a new office assistant (Evan Peters), whose bad attitude rubs the staffers the wrong way. Meanwhile, Erin flirts with someone other than Andy, and Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. Kathy Bates guest stars. (Repeat).

Corporate pushes Michael into counseling sessions with his office nemesis---Toby. Meanwhile, Dwight launches a mission of revenge against the mall-shop owner who rebuffed him; and Pam sets out to change her job title. (Repeat).