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After an event rattles the state of Montana, nothing will ever be the same. (New).

Joe, Kyle, and the QRF team embark on a timely extraction after a high-ranking government official is kidnapped by a cartel. (Repeat).

Jamie goes through with his plan; John has a request for Monica and lends support to an unexpected friend; The Yellowstone cowboys embark on a big change; A flashback reveals a source of Rip's loyalty. (Repeat).

After an event rattles the state of Montana, nothing will ever be the same. (Repeat).

When Brian and Lois push Chris into working out his anger issues by taking up a sport, they are completely surprised when he becomes an ace baseball pitcher. Peter throws caution to the wind and begins gambling on the lad's baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian team with Frank Sinatra Jr. to open an Italian restaurant. (Repeat).

Quagmire takes a job as a gigolo after the airline pilots go on strike, and asks for Peter's help collecting his fees when clients begin to stiff him for payment. Meanwhile, Brian gets booted from Peter's health insurance and takes a job at a hardware store, where Stewie winds up getting him canned. (Repeat).

Chris posts an online video inviting Taylor Swift to his homecoming dance and she agrees to go, but when she begins to fall for him, her music suffers. Meanwhile, Peter switches jobs and becomes an Uber driver. (Repeat).

An anthology episode features the cast reenacting three classic novels that are standards of high-school English curricula: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men." (Repeat).

Carter decides on some dubious cost-cutting measures after buying the Pawtucket Patriot brewery, but Peter overhears the scheme and tips off an investigative reporter. Meanwhile, after his license expires, Brian enlists Stewie as a driving instructor. (Repeat).

The guys party hearty with new neighbor Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, that is until his frantic antics get out of hand. Meanwhile, Stewie takes up beekeeping, but has second thoughts after dosing them with steroids to up their honey production and they become way too aggressive. (Repeat).

Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate. (Repeat).

The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig. (Repeat).

The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

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Disaster ensues after a sneezing Fry inadvertently reintroduces the common cold to the future. (Repeat).

An increase in Bender's processing power enables him to foresee the future. (Repeat).

The series' sixth-season finale features three animation styles: black-and-white; video-game; and Japanese anime. (Repeat).

Bender becomes a father after a fling with the office soda machine. (Repeat).

An ancient prophecy calls for the world's end in 3012. (Repeat).

Leela dabbles in politics when she manages a campaign for a presidential candidate, but the race is complicated by a missing birth certificate. (Repeat).

Bender becomes a paparazzo and tries to photograph a well-known actor whose face has never been seen. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial. Valerie: Lauren Graham. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair. Mary Anne: Rena Sofer. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker. Lanette: Amanda Peet. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer uses butter for shaving---and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania (Stephen Hytner); Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex. Darin: Jarrad Paul. Claire: Sara Rose Peterson. Dean Jones: Ella Joyce. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith. Patty: Lori Loughlin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

News sweeps around the office that the Scranton branch will shut down. As Michael tries to spread cheer to his staffers, everyone imagines what their lives will be like in the wake of the close. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. The party-planning committee feuds, resulting in two rival Christmas bashes; Michael gets dumped by his girlfriend for the holidays. Harold Ramis directed. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Party-planning tensions continue to spike, resulting in two rival Christmas bashes. Meanwhile, Michael's romantic problems escalate; and Michael goes out drinking with Jim and the equally power-hungry Dwight. Harold Ramis directed the holiday episode. (Repeat).

Michael pushes his desk jockeys to pair up and hit the road for sales-call duty. Meanwhile, Angela misses a crucial deadline, so her secret boyfriend, Dwight, tries to cover for her; and surprising news comes Karen's way. Andy: Ed Helms. Karen: Rashida Jones. (Repeat).

Oscar (Oscar Nunez) returns from vacation pondering his future at the office. Meanwhile, power-hungry Andy (Ed Helms) exploits recent events to inch closer to Michael; and Jim colludes with Pam and Karen to trick someone in the office---but the target's not Dwight. (Repeat).

To celebrate Phyllis's wedding shower, Michael heeds the terrible advice of his boorish bud Todd Packer (David Koechner) and brings in two performers---Ben Franklin and a stripper. Meanwhile, Karen corners Pam about her romantic history with Jim. (Repeat).

The crew prepares for Phyllis' nuptials, but the blushing bride regrets appointing Michael to an important job at the event after various things go embarrassingly wrong. Meanwhile, Phyllis' decorations cause Pam to reflect on her own aborted wedding; and Dwight prowls for wedding crashers. (Repeat).

Michael is invited to be a guest speaker at Ryan's business school. Back at the office, Dwight goes batty trying to catch a bat, and Pam invites her colleagues to her first art exhibit. Joss Whedon, creator of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," directed the episode. (Repeat).

Michael and Jan attend a party at a Dunder Mifflin bigwig's home, where they finally go public with their heretofore hushed romance. While at the party, Jim meets Karen's ex. And the rest of the office dwellers are also in a partying mood, as they head out for a boozy happy hour. (Repeat).

When Darryl (Craig Robinson) corners Michael about a pay increase, the meeting compels Michael to scrutinize his own salary. Meanwhile, Pam's confession to Roy (David Denman) impacts Jim. (Repeat).

For safety-training day at Dunder-Mifflin, Michael and Dwight attempt to expose all workplace dangers to the staff. Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) returns to the office ranks after his anger-management training, intent on starting anew with his coworkers. (Repeat).

An office crisis ensues when a shipment of paper is distributed with an obscene watermark. Worse, a school has delivered prom invitations on the tainted batch. It's up to Michael to hold an off-the-cuff press conference to manage the media. (Repeat).

The staffers are shocked when a flasher victimizes Phyllis. In response, Michael takes the office ladies on a women's appreciation excursion. Meanwhile, Dwight and his nemesis, Andy (Ed Helms), team up to catch the deviant. (Repeat).

When Michael is considered for a corporate position, he squires his staffers to Lake Scranton, where he puts them through challenges on the beach à la "Survivor" to name his replacement at Dunder-Mifflin. Pam doesn't enter the competitions, but must bear witness to Jim and Karen enjoying the games together. (Repeat).

Host Jon Stewart returns to his place behind the desk for an unvarnished look at the 2024 election, with expert analysis from the Daily Show news team. (New).

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, so Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school. (Repeat).

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. (Repeat).

The boys, scared by Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation, scramble to take part in Holy Communion and their first Confession in order to "save" themselves. (Repeat).

Satan can't decide between his new boyfriend and his former beau, Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman has discovered his evangelical side and tries to ensure the gang a passage to heaven. (Repeat).

The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade. (Repeat).

Mr. Garrison orders a recount when the race for kindergarten president is too close to call. Meanwhile, a life form from the future appears in the school yard at South Park Elementary. (Repeat).

The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog. (Repeat).

Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, "Krazy Kenny." Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution. (Repeat).

Cartman becomes mayor when the kids take over the town. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

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Leela's mom begins dating Zapp Brannigan, much to her daughter's dismay. (Repeat).

Amy and Leela's performance in a sport called butterfly derby is enhanced when they become addicted to a nutritional supplement known as nectar. (Repeat).

Hermes makes physical upgrades by replacing his body parts with robotic prostheses when he tires of being inferior to machines. (Repeat).

A sausage-making accident claims Fry as a victim during the crew's visit to Oktoberfest. (Repeat).

Bender searches for the meaning of life after learning that robots lack humans' freedom of choice. (Repeat).

The Professor's parents unretire from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star and he's not too thrilled about it. (Repeat).

Bender becomes the prey after saving a robotic fox from hunters. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators. (Repeat).

Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum (Lloyd Bridges). Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man (Toby Huss), whose past comes back to haunt her. Frankie: Dana Gould. Rhisa: Laurie Taylor-Williams. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend (Julia Pennington) won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine. (Repeat).

George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor. Sara: Marcia Cross. Kruger: Daniel Von Bargen. Photo Man: Larry B. Scott. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish. Nina: Justine Miceli. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. FDR: Michael McShane. (Repeat).

Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a beef with a new AA member. Jason: James Spader. Melissa: Kathleen McClellan. Sponsor: Jack Hallett. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. The desk jockeys reflect on a day of beach competitions. Meanwhile, a corporate-job opening sparks competition at Dunder-Mifflin as Michael, Jim and Karen journey to New York for interviews. Back in Scranton, Dwight's reign of power results in extensive reforms. (Repeat).

Conclusion. A corporate-job opening continues to spark competition at Dunder-Mifflin. Meanwhile, tight Dwight is a fright: His dictatorial dynasty results in sprawling reforms. (Repeat).

Michael comes to believe the office might be cursed in the wake of a freak accident. After scrutinizing each of his staffers' religious beliefs, he organizes a charity 5K "fun run." (Repeat).

Conclusion. Michael organizes a charity 5K "fun run." Meanwhile, the status of two office romances comes to light. (Repeat).

In the Season 13 premiere, the Griffins find their way to Springfield, where they meet "The Simpsons" and Homer plays host to his new "albino" friends, while Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone and Bart and Stewie become chummy. Later, Homer and Peter get into a battle of the beers and argue which is better, Duff or Pawtucket. (Repeat).