2024-09-19
Dwight and Nellie are on the case to catch the mysterious vandal who defaced Pam's warehouse mural. Elsewhere, Darryl struggles with Jim's cleanliness habits in their shared apartment in Philadelphia; Angela throws a birthday bash for her son and, with hesitation, invites Oscar and Kevin. (Repeat).
The staffers pair up as faux couples to score a Valentine's Day discount at a mall. Elsewhere, Erin tells Pete that she'll break up with Andy when he returns, yet Pete has his doubts. Also: Jim and Pam socialize with the documentary's soundman. (Repeat).
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery. (Repeat).
Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties. (Repeat).
Stewie heads to Paris after taking refuge in Quagmire's suitcase. (Repeat).
Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. (Repeat).
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain." (Repeat).
The guys recount their first true love stories. (Repeat).
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. (Repeat).
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris. (Repeat).
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Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. (Repeat).
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. (Repeat).
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. (Repeat).
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. (Repeat).
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Rumors of a love affair between Tweek and Craig are making the rounds in school, as are drawings of their alleged romance. Meanwhile, Cartman learns he has a secret admirer. (Repeat).
A game of Ninja Warriors is led by Kenny and attracts attention from foreign terrorists. Meanwhile, the citizens of South Park decide they don't need a police department anymore. (Repeat).
Jimmy challenges PC Principal when the budding newsman is flagged for inappropriate language in the school paper. (Repeat).
Two students go missing with PC Principal; and Jimmy tries to learn more about Leslie. Meanwhile, Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison return but barely recognize South Park. (Repeat).
In the Season 19 finale, South Park's residents feel safer when everyone has a gun. Meanwhile, Kyle finds a dangerous ally when trust issues threaten his friendship with Stan; and Randy's being priced out of town by gentrification. (Repeat).
In the Season 20 premiere, the national anthem gets a reboot by an iconic American; and Garrison continues his campaign for president. (Repeat).
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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.
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Bender searches for the meaning of life after learning that robots lack humans' freedom of choice. (Repeat).
The Professor's parents unretire from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star and he's not too thrilled about it. (Repeat).
Bender becomes the prey after saving a robotic fox from hunters. (Repeat).
The crew attempts a casino heist to recover stolen goods from the robot underground. (Repeat).
A nature documentary transforms the crew into their animal alter egos. (Repeat).
Bender meets his idol, a famous folksinger who's been in jail dozens of times, and tries to make a copy of his guitar. (Repeat).
The Professor joins a street-racing gang. (Repeat).
An online troll threatens to have global implications as Cartman professes his innocence. (Repeat).
Cartman's disappearance from social media is investigated by the police. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison prepares for the upcoming presidential debate. (Repeat).
Kyle feels guilty for the tension between the boys and the girls, but Butters brings his gender together to stand up for their rights. Meanwhile, Gerald is worried that his cover may be blown. (Repeat).
Garrison finally goes too far at a rally and reconsiders his future in politics. Meanwhile, the kids begin searching for an infamous Internet troll; and Gerald joins the opposition to a Danish campaign tracking nefarious characters on the Web. (Repeat).
Garrison is still in hiding two weeks before the presidential election. Meanwhile, a Colorado city is hacked; and Gerald and Cartman worry about their Internet histories being revealed. (Repeat).
PC Principal plays peacemaker between the girls and the boys one more time. Meanwhile, the election results are in, and Gerald is confronted by the Troll Hunter. (Repeat).
Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman who's game to help George learn why he's been dumped. Gwen: Linda Kash. Driver: Christopher Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race. Peter Keleghan. Newman: Wayne Knight. George: Jason Alexander. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired? Gino: David Ciminello. Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle: Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend (Anthony Cistaro) shares a moniker with a mass murderer. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Reading TV GUIDE nets Elaine an admirer (Sam Lloyd), but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend (Kimberly Norris). (Repeat).
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun (Molly Hagan). Doctor: Tom Verica. Sasha: Jana Marie Hupp. Priest: Kay E. Kuter. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend (Dan Cortese); Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend (Jami Gertz) is his phone-sex mate. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat. Barbara: Suzy Soto. Counterwoman: Kathryn Kates. Liquor-Store Clerk: Frank Novak. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia and has an interview with a strangely familiar manager. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).