2024-09-21
The competition for attention is stiff after Michael lets a comely handbag vendor set up shop in a conference room. Katie: Amy Adams. Roy: David Denman. Kevin: Brian Baumgartner. Jim: John Krasinski. Michael: Steve Carell. (Repeat).
On employee awards night, Michael writes and emcees the show and picks the winners---but doesn't pick up the tab. Meredith: Kate Flannery. Phyllis: Phyllis Smith. (Repeat).
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. (Repeat).
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. (Repeat).
Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. (Repeat).
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. (Repeat).
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. (Repeat).
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. (Repeat).
Stewie and Brian tour parallel universes using a special remote control. Included: a place where dogs are in charge and humans are pets; a "Flintstone"-esque society; a place where Japan won World War II; and a world where everyone has two heads, one happy and one sad. (Repeat).
The Season 16 premiere finds Peter, who's tired of not winning an Emmy, embarking on his own "For Your Consideration" campaign for "Family Guy" by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows—and no category is off limits. (Repeat).
When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. (Repeat).
In the Season 13 premiere, the Griffins find their way to Springfield, where they meet "The Simpsons" and Homer plays host to his new "albino" friends, while Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone and Bart and Stewie become chummy. Later, Homer and Peter get into a battle of the beers and argue which is better, Duff or Pawtucket. (Repeat).
Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos. (Repeat).
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. (Repeat).
The annual Halloween gathering finds a witch casting a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins the holiday for the boys, but Cartman discovers a way to use the witch's power to his advantage. (Repeat).
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. (Repeat).
Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could nab them first prize in the annual science fair. (Repeat).
PC Principal's challenges have never been more difficult. (Repeat).
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids. (Repeat).
In the Season 22 premiere, Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control, and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. (Repeat).
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Ron wins a "Woman of the Year" award for a project Leslie started, and she's not happy about it. Meanwhile, Tom decides he wants to invest in a local club. (Repeat).
Leslie heads a task force to catch a pesky possum after it bites the mayor's dog on a golf course. (Repeat).
Jerry (Jim O'Heir) gets mugged by some kids in the park, and Leslie responds by scheduling a meeting with the head park ranger (Andy Samberg) to improve park safety. (Repeat).
Leslie hosts a picnic lunch for past directors of the Parks Department, hoping they'll provide inspiration as she prepares the annual Summer Events Catalog. (Repeat).
Ron is furious with April when she accidentally fills his schedule with meetings, forcing him to actually have to do his job for a change. Meanwhile, Leslie tries to save a historical landmark. (Repeat).
Leslie hosts a local telethon and lands former NBA player Detlef Schrempf as a celebrity guest. Elsewhere, Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann. (Repeat).
Two state auditors (Rob Lowe, Adam Scott) arrive in Pawnee and slash the budget of the Parks and Recreation department, putting Leslie's plans for a new park on hold. Meanwhile, April has plans for Andy on her birthday, and Ann tries to solve a romantic mystery. (Repeat).
Leslie wants to hold a children's concert, but Ben (Adam Scott) gets in her way in the Season 2 finale. Meanwhile, Mark makes some big decisions regarding his life. Rob Lowe guest stars. (Repeat).
Season 3 opens as Leslie enlists Ann's help in persuading state auditors Chris (Rob Lowe) and Ben (Adam Scott) to give the Parks Department more money. Elsewhere, Ron and Andy start coaching youth basketball; and April returns with some surprising news. (Repeat).
The flu hits Pawnee, sending Leslie to the hospital and interrupting her preparations for the local Harvest Festival. Elsewhere, Ron and Andy do some male bonding, while Tom spends the day at the spa. (Repeat).
Michael fears a review of the company's sexual-harassment policies will curb the conviviality that he believes exists in the office. Packer: David Koechner. Toby: Paul Lieberstein. Jan: Melora Hardin. Pam's Mom: Shannon Cochran. O'Malley: R.F. Daley. (Repeat).
While Dwight helps Michael buy a condo, Jim runs the games of the office olympiad, time-killing contests played with office supplies. Carol: Nancy Walls. Bill: John H. Bland. Neighbor: Greg Daniels. (Repeat).
During a fire evacuation, Michael tries to convey 10 rules of business to Ryan; and Jim promotes "psychologically revealing conversations." Katy: Amy Adams. Ryan: B.J. Novak. Jim: John Krasinski. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. (Repeat).
Halloween becomes more frightful as Michael agonizes over an order to fire someone before day's end. Creed: Creed Bratton. Devon: Devon Abner. Toby: Paul Lieberstein. Meredith: Kate Flannery. (Repeat).
After Dwight karate punches Michael, Jim sets up a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo, where Pam becomes annoyed by Jim's friendliness. (Repeat).
Michael is a surprising asset in helping Jan woo a client. But while he's out, staffers find and act out his screenplay. (Repeat).
Michael convenes with his employees for their performance reviews, but he's much more concerned about his own boss's review of him. Meanwhile, the gang plays along when Dwight thinks it's Friday instead of Thursday. (Repeat).
Big Brother invades the office when Michael gains access to his employees' e-mails and begins spying on their correspondence. Also, Michael's ego is bruised when he's not invited to an afterwork party; and Pam suspects that love is blooming between Dwight and Angela. (Repeat).
There aren't a lot of ha-ha-has with the ho-ho-hos at the office Christmas party after Michael suggests swapping secret Santa gifts. Michael then tries to lift spirits by introducing spirits---namely, vodka shots. Meanwhile, Jim gives Pam a sweet present. (Repeat).
Michael tries to motivate his office crew by taking them on a harbor cruise. But there isn't any love on this boat, as Michael makes waves and is ultimately thrown in the brig. Elsewhere, Jim's spirits sink when Pam finally sets her wedding date. (Repeat).
Michael tries to get extra sympathy from his staff after he burns his foot on a portable cooking grill. Dwight emerges as the primary caregiver---to Michael's chagrin. (Repeat).