2024-09-25
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. (Repeat).
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. (Repeat).
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". (Repeat).
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When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems. (Repeat).
Chef and the boys rush to the hospital to check on Mephesto, who's gunned down just as he's set to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople search for the gunman and battle a snowstorm. (Repeat).
Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned. (Repeat).
The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is cut from his job after he botches a lecture on drugs. (Repeat).
Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse---a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China. (Repeat).
Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
The Professor's new invention reveals a huge load of 20th-century garbage moving through space and headed for the city. The Planet Express crew is volunteered to destroy the messy mass. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, Phil Lamarr. (Repeat).
After overdosing on electricity, Bender repents and joins Robotology, only to succumb to temptation and wind up in Robot Hell, tormented by "up-tempo singing and dancing." The Beastie Boys have a cameo. (Repeat).
The crew vacations on the space cruiseship Titanic, where Fry plays pretend boyfriend to Leela to deter a former suitor, and to Amy to placate her parents. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
Fry enrolls at Mars University, where he rooms with the Professor's latest experiment---a talking monkey---and former frat-rat Bender leads his brothers in wreaking havoc. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
The gang acts out the final episode of "Single Female Lawyer" to appease invading aliens who missed it due to technical difficulties caused by Fry in 1999. Leela plays "Jennie McNeal." Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
The gang wins a party with Slurms McKenzie at the Slurm bottling plant, where they're marked for death after learning the secret ingredient. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
After flushing Nibbler down the toilet, an artificially remorseful Bender joins Leela and Fry on their search in a sewer-world of mutants. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Tress MacNeille, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).
The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help. (Repeat).
The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist (voice of Jonathan Katz). (Repeat).
Hollywood pooh-bahs in town for a film festival try to sign Mr. Hankey to a movie deal after their upscale cuisine disrupts the sewage system and nearly destroys him. Meanwhile, locals are up in arms over the movie-industry event. (Repeat).
The town faces an outbreak of chicken pox. (Repeat).
Stan, Kyle and Kenny gravitate toward a new planetarium; and Cartman auditions to be the star of "Les Miserables." (Repeat).
Jerry dates a woman whose boss (Don R. McManus) has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. (Repeat).
George suspects that his girlfriend (Charlotte Lewis) is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman (Jann Karan) who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket. Babs: Sheree North. Landis: Gail Strickland. (Repeat).
George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw. Gary: Jon Lovitz. Officer: Daniel Benzali. Jake: Marty Rackham. Debby: Barbara Alyn Woods. (Repeat).
A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place." Robert: Robert Mailhouse. Denise: Joan Elizabeth. Homeless Man: Jonathan Gries. (Repeat).
A physical therapist (Wendie Malick) bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Receptionist: Carol Leifer. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman (Larry Miller); Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor. Sid: Patrick Cronin. Mrs. Payton: Gwen Van Dam. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
When Darryl (Craig Robinson) corners Michael about a pay increase, the meeting compels Michael to scrutinize his own salary. Meanwhile, Pam's confession to Roy (David Denman) impacts Jim. (Repeat).
For safety-training day at Dunder-Mifflin, Michael and Dwight attempt to expose all workplace dangers to the staff. Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) returns to the office ranks after his anger-management training, intent on starting anew with his coworkers. (Repeat).
An office crisis ensues when a shipment of paper is distributed with an obscene watermark. Worse, a school has delivered prom invitations on the tainted batch. It's up to Michael to hold an off-the-cuff press conference to manage the media. (Repeat).
The staffers are shocked when a flasher victimizes Phyllis. In response, Michael takes the office ladies on a women's appreciation excursion. Meanwhile, Dwight and his nemesis, Andy (Ed Helms), team up to catch the deviant. (Repeat).
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. (Repeat).
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. (Repeat).
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. (Repeat).
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". (Repeat).
In this "Star Wars" spoof, Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) enlists Han Solo (Peter) for a mission to take a Death Star back from Darth Vader (Stewie), and rescue Leia (Lois) from his evil clutches. Brian takes Chewbacca's role, while Quagmire is C-3PO and Cleveland is R2-D2. Rush Limbaugh, Helen Reddy and Chevy Chase have voice cameos. (Repeat).
The "Star Wars" trilogy ("Family Guy"-style) concludes. But first, Luke (aka Chris) must negotiate for the life of Han Solo (Peter) with Jabba the Hutt (Joe), who has the whip hand, and a henchman named Rancor (voice of Rush Limbaugh). Other guest voices include Anne Hathaway, Carrie Fisher and H. Jon Benjamin. (Repeat).
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