2024-09-26
A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place." Robert: Robert Mailhouse. Denise: Joan Elizabeth. Homeless Man: Jonathan Gries. (Repeat).
A physical therapist (Wendie Malick) bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Receptionist: Carol Leifer. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman (Larry Miller); Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor. Sid: Patrick Cronin. Mrs. Payton: Gwen Van Dam. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
When Darryl (Craig Robinson) corners Michael about a pay increase, the meeting compels Michael to scrutinize his own salary. Meanwhile, Pam's confession to Roy (David Denman) impacts Jim. (Repeat).
For safety-training day at Dunder-Mifflin, Michael and Dwight attempt to expose all workplace dangers to the staff. Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) returns to the office ranks after his anger-management training, intent on starting anew with his coworkers. (Repeat).
An office crisis ensues when a shipment of paper is distributed with an obscene watermark. Worse, a school has delivered prom invitations on the tainted batch. It's up to Michael to hold an off-the-cuff press conference to manage the media. (Repeat).
The staffers are shocked when a flasher victimizes Phyllis. In response, Michael takes the office ladies on a women's appreciation excursion. Meanwhile, Dwight and his nemesis, Andy (Ed Helms), team up to catch the deviant. (Repeat).
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. (Repeat).
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. (Repeat).
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. (Repeat).
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". (Repeat).
In this "Star Wars" spoof, Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) enlists Han Solo (Peter) for a mission to take a Death Star back from Darth Vader (Stewie), and rescue Leia (Lois) from his evil clutches. Brian takes Chewbacca's role, while Quagmire is C-3PO and Cleveland is R2-D2. Rush Limbaugh, Helen Reddy and Chevy Chase have voice cameos. (Repeat).
The "Star Wars" trilogy ("Family Guy"-style) concludes. But first, Luke (aka Chris) must negotiate for the life of Han Solo (Peter) with Jabba the Hutt (Joe), who has the whip hand, and a henchman named Rancor (voice of Rush Limbaugh). Other guest voices include Anne Hathaway, Carrie Fisher and H. Jon Benjamin. (Repeat).
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Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident. Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine, and restoring him to his "true height." (Repeat).
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. (Repeat).
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. (Repeat).
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The boys each build a clubhouse---and Stan is eager to have Wendy over for a game of "truth or dare." However, his parents' separation interferes with his plans. (Repeat).
During South Park's annual rodeo, the boys compete in a bull-riding contest. Meanwhile, the cows find religion. (Repeat).
Chef (voice of Isaac Hayes) invites some of his well-known musician friends to participate in a benefit concert after he loses all of his money in a lawsuit. Meanwhile, the boys join the workforce to help him get out of debt. (Repeat).
Stan fears his pet fish may be involved with a rash of unsolved murders that occur on Halloween. Meanwhile, Cartman starts killing people---with kindness, even going so far as to appreciate Wendy's liberal views. (Repeat).
The boys go to Cartman's grandmother's house for a holiday feast that's also attended by Cartman's uncle (an escaped con) and the police. (Repeat).
The boys work on a project with a high-strung kid whose parents' coffee shop faces strong competition from a conglomerate that hopes to set up in South Park. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.
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Court-martialed for blowing up a space station, Zap Brannigan and his assistant Kif join Planet Express, where Zap leads a mutiny against Leela. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
Bender pawns his body, which is bought by and attached to a prominent head who uses his new mobility to run for political office---again. Voices: Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr, Dave Herman. (Repeat).
On the eve of "Xmas," as it's called in the year 3000, Fry and Leela flee the robotic Santa (John Goodman), who kills those he deems naughty; Bender volunteers at a mission for homeless robots. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
The crew takes an anxious Dr. Zoidberg to his home planet for a mating ritual, but Fry has to coach him on how to attract females. Voices: Billy West, Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Things heat up between Amy and Fry after her new car runs out of fuel on Mercury. But breaking up is hard to do after an accident forces them to share the same body. Lauren Tom, Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
A Bender lookalike---who Fry finds even more obnoxious---is hired as extra security for some precious cargo, which disappears during Fry's watch. Bob Barker has a voice cameo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
After indirectly KOing the champ during a scuffle at the movies, Bender joins Ultimate Robot Fighting, where the fix is in---for a while. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
The boys accompany a teacher (voice of Jennifer Aniston) and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography. (Repeat).
Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate. (Repeat).
The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig. (Repeat).
The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond. (Repeat).