2024-09-26
Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident. Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine, and restoring him to his "true height." (Repeat).
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. (Repeat).
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. (Repeat).
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The boys each build a clubhouse---and Stan is eager to have Wendy over for a game of "truth or dare." However, his parents' separation interferes with his plans. (Repeat).
During South Park's annual rodeo, the boys compete in a bull-riding contest. Meanwhile, the cows find religion. (Repeat).
Chef (voice of Isaac Hayes) invites some of his well-known musician friends to participate in a benefit concert after he loses all of his money in a lawsuit. Meanwhile, the boys join the workforce to help him get out of debt. (Repeat).
Stan fears his pet fish may be involved with a rash of unsolved murders that occur on Halloween. Meanwhile, Cartman starts killing people---with kindness, even going so far as to appreciate Wendy's liberal views. (Repeat).
The boys go to Cartman's grandmother's house for a holiday feast that's also attended by Cartman's uncle (an escaped con) and the police. (Repeat).
The boys work on a project with a high-strung kid whose parents' coffee shop faces strong competition from a conglomerate that hopes to set up in South Park. (Repeat).
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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.
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Court-martialed for blowing up a space station, Zap Brannigan and his assistant Kif join Planet Express, where Zap leads a mutiny against Leela. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
Bender pawns his body, which is bought by and attached to a prominent head who uses his new mobility to run for political office---again. Voices: Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr, Dave Herman. (Repeat).
On the eve of "Xmas," as it's called in the year 3000, Fry and Leela flee the robotic Santa (John Goodman), who kills those he deems naughty; Bender volunteers at a mission for homeless robots. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
The crew takes an anxious Dr. Zoidberg to his home planet for a mating ritual, but Fry has to coach him on how to attract females. Voices: Billy West, Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Things heat up between Amy and Fry after her new car runs out of fuel on Mercury. But breaking up is hard to do after an accident forces them to share the same body. Lauren Tom, Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
A Bender lookalike---who Fry finds even more obnoxious---is hired as extra security for some precious cargo, which disappears during Fry's watch. Bob Barker has a voice cameo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
After indirectly KOing the champ during a scuffle at the movies, Bender joins Ultimate Robot Fighting, where the fix is in---for a while. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
The boys accompany a teacher (voice of Jennifer Aniston) and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography. (Repeat).
Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate. (Repeat).
The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig. (Repeat).
The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond. (Repeat).
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. (Repeat).
Adults try to counter when the town's children become obsessed with a fad from Japan, whose government reveals their master plan behind the craze. (Repeat).
A gym member (Anthony Starke) teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist (Bryan Cranston) of hanky-panky. Cheryl: Alison Armitage. Deensfrei: Robert Katims. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds. Shelly: Dana Wheeler-Nicholson. Paula: Christa Miller. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. (Repeat).
Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job. Mrs. Costanza: Estelle Harris. Danny: Patrick Warburton. Nancy: Marla Sucharetza. (Repeat).
A booking agent (Debra Jo Rupp) is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again. Morgan: Tom Wright. Karl: Ellis E. Williams. Lenore: Kim Zimmer. Pitt: Ian Abercrombie. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Elaine's boyfriend (Patrick Warburton) is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp. Sienna: Katy Selverstone. Zookeeper: Raye Birk George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulted in Korean. Gennice: Adelaide Miller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
When Michael is considered for a corporate position, he squires his staffers to Lake Scranton, where he puts them through challenges on the beach à la "Survivor" to name his replacement at Dunder-Mifflin. Pam doesn't enter the competitions, but must bear witness to Jim and Karen enjoying the games together. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. The desk jockeys reflect on a day of beach competitions. Meanwhile, a corporate-job opening sparks competition at Dunder-Mifflin as Michael, Jim and Karen journey to New York for interviews. Back in Scranton, Dwight's reign of power results in extensive reforms. (Repeat).
Conclusion. A corporate-job opening continues to spark competition at Dunder-Mifflin. Meanwhile, tight Dwight is a fright: His dictatorial dynasty results in sprawling reforms. (Repeat).
Michael comes to believe the office might be cursed in the wake of a freak accident. After scrutinizing each of his staffers' religious beliefs, he organizes a charity 5K "fun run." (Repeat).
Conclusion. Michael organizes a charity 5K "fun run." Meanwhile, the status of two office romances comes to light. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. New boss Ryan returns to Scranton to push Dunder-Mifflin into the digital age, much to Michael's chagrin. Elsewhere, catty Angela remains upset about her feline. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Corporate young gun Ryan continues in his efforts to drive Dunder-Mifflin into the digital age. (Repeat).
Michael was excited to know Dunder Mifflin bought television ad space in local markets, including Scranton. Michael wanted to create the perfect commercial. Only problem was Michael wasn't seeing eye to eye with guys who were going to be producing the commercial. (Repeat).
Michael gleefully anticipates attending the company's Web-site launch party in New York. Meanwhile, Angela arranges a bash in Scranton, while Dwight gets wrapped up in a real paper chase: He tries to sell more paper than the Web site. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Michael faces a ballooning personal debt. Meanwhile, it's a barn burner when Jim and Pam check in to the Schrute family farm, which has been converted into a bed-and-breakfast; and Jan revamps the condo. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Michael continues to face his financial woes. (Repeat).
When the Scranton office is tapped to appear in a commercial, entertainer wannabe Michael sees a prime chance to display his creative talent. Meanwhile, Dwight delves into an Internet-based virtual world. (Repeat).
Karen causes a ruckus when she courts Stanley to relocate, prompting Michael to go on the offensive and recruit Jim in his battle. Elsewhere, a Finer Things Club riles the employees. (Repeat).
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