2024-09-28
The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade. (Repeat).
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake. Comedian Mario Joyner has a cameo. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Melanie: Athena Massey. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears. Bruce Mahler. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy. Jackie: Phil Morris. Security Guard: Gary Yates. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin (Stacey Travis). James: Brian McNamara. (Repeat).
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad. Jean-Paul: Jeremiah Birkett. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Woman: Susan Isaacs. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Newman: Wayne Knight. Bania: Steve Hytner. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
New chieftain Ryan organizes a woodsy corporate retreat---but he excludes Michael, who in turn enters into the wilderness for his own survival adventure. Meanwhile, Jim tries to put a new spin on office birthday parties. (Repeat).
Corporate and legal complications hound Michael when Jan sues Dunder-Mifflin and he's summoned as a witness. Meanwhile, Darryl and Jim face off in table tennis, with Kelly talking trash. (Repeat).
Jan and Michael host a dinner party. On the guest list are Jim and Pam, who have run out of excuses to avoid such a gathering, and Andy and Angela, a pairing that sends Dwight's jealousy soaring to new heights. (Repeat).
Michael grows obsessed with a model posing in an office-supply catalog. Meanwhile, a territorial war heats up in the office park when some staffers try to reclaim their appropriated parking spaces. (Repeat).
Michael and Dwight decide a trip to the Big Apple is in order. There, they hope to mingle with bigwig Ryan and his colleagues at the nightclubs. Back in Scranton, the staffers must work on Ryan's pet Web-site project---on a Saturday no less. (Repeat).
Office friction results when Stanley barks at Michael during a meeting, and Michael then works to adjust Stanley's attitude. In addition, Dwight revs up to buy Andy's car; and Pam encounters an unforeseen problem after spending a night at Jim's abode. (Repeat).
Stewie receives the ire of the fan base of a popular popstar after his comment; Peter enjoys having excess skin after a lap band surgery. (Repeat).
A murder mystery set in the mansion of the newly born-again James Woods (voice of James Woods), who has invited much of Quahog to meet his new companion (voice of Ashley Tisdale). The killer, notes Joe, "is one of us." (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. A jealous Stewie considers matricide because he didn't get to go on a cruise with Peter and Lois. Later, suspicion falls on Peter when he tells the gang at the Drunken Clam that he had recently taken out a life-insurance policy on Lois. (Repeat).
Conclusion. After Lois returns to Quahog---alive---and tells the court who really shot her, Stewie takes the Griffins hostage before going on the lam. (But that doesn't stop Stewie from auditioning for "American Idol.") The final destination: CIA headquarters, to set his plan for world domination into motion. Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson have voice cameos as themselves. (Repeat).
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. (Repeat).
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. (Repeat).
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the series' pilot episode to change history. Then they do it again. (Repeat).
Retelling three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump." (Repeat).
The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster. (Repeat).
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle. (Repeat).
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are comic powder kegs in this slap-happy, hilarious romp. They're a pair of goof-offs who become family when one's mother marries the other's father, and soon bad blood flows and sparks fly between the two contentious and competitive guys. Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins portray the parents. Ferrell, who cowrote the script, and Reilly costarred in "Talledega Ni
The boys, scared by Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation, scramble to take part in Holy Communion and their first Confession in order to "save" themselves. (Repeat).
Satan can't decide between his new boyfriend and his former beau, Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman has discovered his evangelical side and tries to ensure the gang a passage to heaven. (Repeat).
Mr. Garrison orders a recount when the race for kindergarten president is too close to call. Meanwhile, a life form from the future appears in the school yard at South Park Elementary. (Repeat).
Cartman becomes mayor when the kids take over the town. (Repeat).
The boys realize they may have made history of some sort when Cartman utters an expletive. (Repeat).
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Leslie tries to get Ann a job at city hall, and Ann's lukewarm reaction leads to their first-ever fight. Meanwhile, Tom promotes Snake Juice at the Snakehole Lounge. (Repeat).
Leslie struggles to contain her feelings for Ben when the two embark on a road trip to Indianapolis. Elsewhere, Ron teaches a young student about his views on government. (Repeat).
Chris makes some big changes in the Parks Department and no one is happy, especially Tom, who starts to rethink his career choices. Meanwhile, Ben has a meeting with Leslie's mom. (Repeat).
Leslie organizes a memorial service for a dearly departed friend in the Season 3 finale. Elsewhere, Tom makes a big decision, and Chris deals with a health problem. (Repeat).
Leslie is faced with a difficult decision when she considers running for office in the Season 4 opener. Meanwhile, Ron prepares for the return of his first wife (Patricia Clarkson); and Ann dispenses medical advice after making an unexpected diagnosis. (Repeat).
Ron's first ex-wife, Tammy One (Patricia Clarkson), reenters his life and tries to control his every move. Meanwhile, Ben helps Tom balance the books at his new company; and Ann makes a PSA, with help from Chris. Megan Mullaly also guest stars. (Repeat).
Leslie's book about Pawnee comes out just in time for her campaign; Ann tries to bond with Ron and April. (Repeat).
Ron takes his boys-only troop of Pawnee Rangers into the wild. Not wanting the girls to feel left out, Leslie also takes her troop of Pawnee Goddesses on an adventure weekend. Meanwhile, a reluctant Ben joins Tom and Donna for a day of relaxation, and Chris spends some time with Jerry. (Repeat).
Andy and April host a Halloween bash at their house; Tom emcees an event for Leslie's campaign; Andy and April receive an unusual wedding present from Ron and Ann. (Repeat).