2024-10-03
Conclusion. While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs. Mechanic: Brad Garrett. Farmer: Rance Howard. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jim and Pam return from their honeymoon, only to get walloped with stunning news regarding the identity of Michael's newest sweetheart. Meanwhile, Dwight delivers a bizarre peace offering to Jim in an effort to make amends for years of torment. (Repeat).
It's a scare fare for Halloween when the branch organizes a haunted house for community children. Meanwhile, Michael literally plunges into an important business meeting: He falls into a koi pond. And Pam and Andy use cold-calling methods to pull in more business. (Repeat).
Jim and Pam, finally having run out of excuses, agree to go out on a double date with Michael and Helene (Linda Purl). Meanwhile, Dwight deviates from the norm, performing good deeds for his coworkers. (Repeat).
Vicious rumors spread about Dunder Mifflin and have a powerful impact on Michael, who leads the office into a bizarre day of diversions and distractions, perturbing Jim and causing the staffers to question Michael's mental state. Meanwhile, Andy's nerdy bumbling prevents him from successfully wooing Erin. (Repeat).
Peter becomes upset after he helps out Joe with several crime cases and the latter takes all the credit. Meanwhile, Brian talks Stewie into joining a football squad, but panics when he suffers a concussion. (Repeat).
The Season 17 finale: Brian feels compelled to run for office as Quahog's new mayor after his proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat. (Repeat).
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to removethe statue that commemorates him. (Repeat).
When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian is the only one eligible to buy alcohol because, in dog years, his age qualifies him. (Repeat).
Peter and Lois decide the only way to "save" Stewie from autism is to NOT vaccinate him, and then they try to convince the rest of the town to do the same. However, Sean Penn (guest-voicing as himself) has a plan to save the day. (Repeat).
A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. (Repeat).
In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan. (Repeat).
An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. (Repeat).
Chris gains popularity at school through his identity as "Drew's Brother." (New).
Chris sees the KKK and Rochelle schools him in her "You Ain't White Academy." (New).
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Chris gains popularity at school through his identity as "Drew's Brother." (Repeat).
Lois taps into her villainous side to win the title of Best Customer at her favorite coffee shop after feeling unappreciated by her family. (Repeat).
Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, then he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. (Repeat).
After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem. (Repeat).
Stan leads a campaign to purchase hybrid cars, but it stalls when an environmental disaster threatens the town. (Repeat).
Oprah picks Towelie's memoir for her book club, but his account is found to be less than truthful. Soon, the public derision lures Towelie off the wagon. (Repeat).
The gang attempts to save the online game World of Warcraft after it is taken over by a renegade gamer. (Repeat).
The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger. (Repeat).
Cartman is tapped to be the new hallway monitor and takes offense when Kyle discovers a teacher is having an affair with a student in his jurisdiction. (Repeat).
Satan tries to plan a Halloween party while dealing with a religious group, an ex-lover and mischievous serial killers. (Repeat).
Stan takes over as a peewee hockey coach, despite a painful memory from his playing days. (Repeat).
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Someone's looking out for Leela when mutants from underground capture her, Fry and Bender in retaliation for Bender's toxic-waste dumping. Tress MacNeille, David Herman, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled away their livestock ("buggalo") on Mars. Maurice LaMarche, Lauren Tom, Billy West. (Repeat).
A planet with an ancient-Egyptian influence makes slave labor of Leela, Fry and Bender, who turns on his pals when he gains some power. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
After getting separated from the ship during a pirate attack, Bender becomes a god to a microcivilization, while Fry mounts an effort to find him. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Fry blindly supports Planet Express's new CEO, a slick talker from Fry's time who emphasizes image as he takes on their biggest rival. Tom Kenny, Tress MacNeille, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Leela sees herself as a female pioneer when she's signed as a Major League pitcher, but she's really there as a novelty act, as she beans every batter she faces. Hank Aaron and Bob Uecker have cameos. Tom Kenny, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Aspiring to become a great cook, Bender is coached by a legend before competing against a vaunted TV chef who initially ignored him. David Herman, John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).
Randy Marsh becomes a local hero after passing a sizable bowel movement. Later, he contacts a record-keeping society to find out if he has surpassed the world record. (Repeat).
Stan and Kyle become a successful Guitar Hero duo. After they part ways, Stan succumbs to the pitfalls of rock stardom. (Repeat).
The boys discover a secret list compiled by their female classmates that rates them according to looks. (Repeat).
In the 12th-season premiere, Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition. (Repeat).