2024-10-05
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her. Brett: James Patrick Stuart. Clicky: Tony V. Teddy: John Bowman. Oh: Gedde Watanabe. (Repeat).
George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments. Heather: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Seth: Mark Roberts. Ipswich: Michael D. Roberts. (Repeat).
George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor---stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day. Ben: Bob Odenkirk. Louise: Tamara Bick. (Repeat).
Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine. Eldridge: Ray Stricklyn. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
George finds a new romance---in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair. Celia: Andrea Bendewald. Kurt: John Michael Higgins. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance. (Repeat).
Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor. Milos: Mark Harelik. Shellbach: Ben Stein. (Repeat).
Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine. Ellen: Christine Taylor. (Repeat).
Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker. Mike: Lee Arenberg. Peggy: Megan Cole. (Repeat).
Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway. Jenna: Kristin Davis. Woman: Seriah Carol. (Repeat).
Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida. Izzy: Lloyd Bridges. Danielle: Chelsea Noble. Blaine: Todd Jeffries. Morty: Barney Martin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will. Hal: Vince Grant. Conrad: Stephen Lee. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. (Repeat).
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. (Repeat).
The Griffins tell "Family Guy" versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones", "Succession" and "Big Little Lies". (Repeat).
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. (Repeat).
In the season premiere and 350th episode, Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. (Repeat).
Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action (Repeat).
Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident. Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine, and restoring him to his "true height." (Repeat).
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. (Repeat).
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. (Repeat).
Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. (Repeat).
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to removethe statue that commemorates him. (Repeat).
After he makes it through flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat. (Repeat).
While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. (Repeat).
The Season 17 finale: Brian feels compelled to run for office as Quahog's new mayor after his proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat. (Repeat).
Peter becomes upset after he helps out Joe with several crime cases and the latter takes all the credit. Meanwhile, Brian talks Stewie into joining a football squad, but panics when he suffers a concussion. (Repeat).
Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil. (Repeat).
When Canada goes on strike, the boys find themselves in the thick of negotiations for a settlement, and the void in U.S. jobs is filled by replacements from Denmark. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are on the fence about joining the strike, but are shocked by its fiscal consequences. (Repeat).
Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison's class when the teacher's personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom. (Repeat).
When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal. (Repeat).
A class trip to a living museum that recreates 1800s Colorado leads to a hostage situation for some of the boys. (Repeat).
With Butters' help, Cartman takes on the Chinese while the rest of the U.S. is preoccupied by a recent tragedy. (Repeat).
Wendy courts trouble when she vows to beat up Cartman after school. (Repeat).
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When Leslie learns that the Parks Dept. budget is about to be cut, she persuades Councilman Pillner to make the cuts elsewhere, but there are unforeseen consequences for her campaign. Elsewhere, Ron and Chris visit a meditation center together. (Repeat).
Leslie squares off against her opponent, Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd), in a televised debate. Ann, Tom and Chris keep busy in the media spin room, while Ron works to save a party for Leslie's donors. Amy Poehler wrote and directed the episode. (Repeat).
Leslie embarks on a bus tour on the final day of her campaign, but she becomes distracted by the sudden death of an important person in Pawnee. Elsewhere, Andy investigates a security threat, while Chris discovers a surprising cure for his depression. (Repeat).
Election Day arrives in Pawnee, and the race between Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) is neck-and-neck in the Season 4 finale. While waiting for the results, everyone reflects on what the future might bring. (Repeat).
Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.), Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) and Barbara Boxer (D-Cal.) guest star in the Season 5 opener, which finds Leslie and Andy in Washington, D.C., visiting Ben and April at their new jobs. Back in Pawnee, Ron hosts a barbecue for the entire Parks and Recreation staff. (Repeat).
Leslie decides to wage war on obesity in Pawnee in her first mission as city councilor by passing a city-wide soda tax. Meanwhile, Andy tries to get in shape for his police-entrance exam, and Ben struggles to connect with the interns in his office. (Repeat).
Leslie helps a local swim team get more practice time by working on a new law that extends the hours at the community pool; Ron finds himself filling a pothole for a local woman (Lucy Lawless) as part of Chris' new plan to solve citizens' problems around the city; April and Ben take a road trip to Pawnee. (Repeat).
Newbie parents Jim and Pam are sleepless in Scranton, as they learn that it's awfully hard to stay awake at the office. Meanwhile, Michael displays unforeseen maturity when he discovers something negative about Donna (Amy Pietz). And it's the wrath of Angela when Dwight reneges on their most unusual contract. (Repeat).
In the Season 6 finale, the heat is on when the media discover that Sabre's printers catch on fire. When Sabre CEO Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) arrives to unmask the whistle-blower, the staffers point accusatory fingers at Andy, who passionately denies that he's the leak. (Repeat).