2024-10-23
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. (Repeat).
When Chris, Drew, and Greg start a breakdancing club to get out of gym class, Greg tests the limits of Chris' friendship. Tonya wants to wear grown up clothes, and the guys at the barbershop try to cure Julius' "butt blindness." (Repeat).
The boys try to save the town from developers. (Repeat).
The whole town suddenly discovers it's all the rage to be gay. (Repeat).
Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet. (Repeat).
Cartman seeks revenge for not being invited to Kyle's birthday outing. (Repeat).
Mormon neighbors move into town, causing the citizens of South Park to become Mormons themselves. (Repeat).
The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school. (Repeat).
When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out. (Repeat).
Are you making the most of your Medicare coverage? In this program you will learn about the variety of Humana Medicare plans designed to fit your needs, your lifestyle, and your budget.
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
Home Title Lock - Title Theft is Real and Your Equity is at Risk. Protect the Title to Your Home Today with America's Leader in Home Title Monitoring, Change Alerts and Title Restoration.
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
The Professor's new invention reveals a huge load of 20th-century garbage moving through space and headed for the city. The Planet Express crew is volunteered to destroy the messy mass. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, Phil Lamarr. (Repeat).
After overdosing on electricity, Bender repents and joins Robotology, only to succumb to temptation and wind up in Robot Hell, tormented by "up-tempo singing and dancing." The Beastie Boys have a cameo. (Repeat).
The crew vacations on the space cruiseship Titanic, where Fry plays pretend boyfriend to Leela to deter a former suitor, and to Amy to placate her parents. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
Fry enrolls at Mars University, where he rooms with the Professor's latest experiment---a talking monkey---and former frat-rat Bender leads his brothers in wreaking havoc. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
The gang acts out the final episode of "Single Female Lawyer" to appease invading aliens who missed it due to technical difficulties caused by Fry in 1999. Leela plays "Jennie McNeal." Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
The gang wins a party with Slurms McKenzie at the Slurm bottling plant, where they're marked for death after learning the secret ingredient. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
After flushing Nibbler down the toilet, an artificially remorseful Bender joins Leela and Fry on their search in a sewer-world of mutants. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Tress MacNeille, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).
After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos. (Repeat).
Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O. (Repeat).
Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County. (Repeat).
A mysterious gentleman and his son create controversy in South Park. (Repeat).
The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests. (Repeat).
South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town. (Repeat).
Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman (Teri Hatcher) he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind. (Repeat).
Jerry can't remember the name of his date (Susan Walters), and he observes a splenectomy. Roy: Sherman Howard. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld. (Repeat).
An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Carl: Nick Bakay. Mona: Viveka Davis. Restaurateur: Michael Des Barres. Hairdresser: Taylor Negron. (Repeat).
There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space. Frank: John Randolph. Drake: Rick Overton. Salesman: Richard Portnow. Volunteer Woman: Nancy Lenehan. (Repeat).
Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president (Bob Balaban) becomes obsessed with Elaine. Part 1 of two. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success. Russell: Bob Balaban. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).
The staffers jingle all the way at a Moroccan-themed holiday bash, but tensions flare when Meredith's hair catches fire. Dwight's fired up as well: He becomes consumed with the hottest toy of the holiday season. (Repeat).
Thanks to Michael's running mouth, Andy finally learns that his beloved Angela had an affair with Dwight, a discovery that incites the two romantic rivals to square off. Elsewhere, Michael is on edge about a corporate appointment with bigwig Wallace (Andy Buckley). (Repeat).
Michael and Dwight go undercover to snoop on a paper-company rival. Elsewhere, the staffers engage in a debate over the beauty of actress Hilary Swank. (Repeat).
Cupid's arrows fly in Scranton on Valentine's Day when Michael encounters an enigmatic lady at a blood drive. Meanwhile, a "lonely hearts party" at the office yields potential romances for Dwight and Kevin. And Pam and Jim share an uncomfortable lunch with Phyllis and Bob Vance (of Vance Refrigeration). (Repeat).
In a Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. (Repeat).
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. (Repeat).
The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (Repeat).
Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea while searching for Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, which Peter threw out. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game when he courts a middle-aged woman. (Repeat).
To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing. (Repeat).
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community. (Repeat).
Peter gets a job as the new night watchman. He and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. (Repeat).
Chris gets a gig DJing at a drag ball, while Julius tries to handle Tonya's sore throat on his own without calling Rochelle back from her business trip. Guest starring Latrice Royal, Vangie Mateo and Jada Essene Hall (New).
Chris and Greg tape over a porno rented from Caruso and need to replace it. Rochelle leads a strike at work. Julius debates placing a bet using inside info from Louis's new job with the New York Giants. Guest starring Sam Richar (New).
The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).
Chris gets a gig DJing at a drag ball, while Julius tries to handle Tonya's sore throat on his own without calling Rochelle back from her business trip. Guest starring Latrice Royal, Vangie Mateo and Jada Essene Hall (Repeat).