2024-09-26
While parents are away, kids will play---and Malcolm winds up in the hospital. What if mom and dad find out? Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Caroline: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Reese: Justin Berfield. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Hal: Bryan Cranston. (Repeat).
Parallel stories pit Malcolm against a bullying, obnoxious new kid; and Francis vies with his intimidating, military-school commandant, who's presenting sex-education lectures. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Kevin: Robert Grovich. Spangler: Daniel Von Bergen. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. (Repeat).
Malcolm and Stevie are swept into a strange, nighttime escapade; Francis turns the tables on hazing pranksters at his military school. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Stevenson: Sheff Otis. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Reese: Justin Berfield. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. Kenarbin: Gary Anthony Williams. (Repeat).
Francis goes AWOL from military school to link up with his girlfriend (Lauren Hodges), a ditsy doozy who's made him gaga. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. Reese: Justin Berfield. Stanley: Karim Prince. (Repeat).
Disasters abound at a gifted kids' picnic, where stage acts bomb, families feud and Malcolm's dad serves meat to vegetarians. Dorene: Beth Grant. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Reese: Justin Berfield. Caroline: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. (Repeat).
Lois's firing prompts household economizing. Meanwhile, Francis delights in his honor-guard duty---at a teenage beauty pageant. Julie: Landry Allbright. Pinter: Marc Vann. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. (Repeat).
Portraits of mischief-makers: the younger kids at a stock-car race and elder brother Francis at military school, where he's keeping a boa constrictor as a pet. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Spangler: Daniel Von Bargen. Caroline: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Stanley: Karim Prince. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. (Repeat).
Michael dreams about "the Michael and Jay phase" of his life when he gets an offer to sell his business. Meanwhile, Kady and Claire squabble over the amount of time the other spends in the bathroom. Katt Williams returns as Michael's old nemesis Bobby Shaw. (Repeat).
It's vacation time again for the Kyles. The destination: the Grand Canyon. The mode of transport: Michael's new Wonder Van 6000. It'll be a bumpy ride. Salesman: Clint Culp. (Repeat).
In the series finale, Jay reads about a 67-year-old woman who gave birth, so she orders Michael to get a vasectomy. Not surprisingly, he has reservations. Meanwhile, Tony (Andrew McFarlane) wants to do something "to get God's attention" at Bible camp, so he asks Claire to make him a hat. Tisha Campbell-Martin directed. (Repeat).
In the series pilot, Michael (Damon Wayans) is upset. Why? Because Janet (Tisha Campbell) wants to work full-time, because Jr. (George O. Gore II) admires gangsta rap and because Claire (Jazz Rycole) wants to go to school in a tank top. Making matters worse, younger daughter Kady (Parker McKenna Posey), keeps yammering at him in Spanish---thanks to Rosa (Marlene Forte) the nanny, who, he's convinc
Michael (Damon Wayans) is ready to pound Jr. (George O. Gore II) because he suspects his son has gotten a tattoo. But Jr. won't own up to it (he won't take off his shirt, either). Meanwhile, Kady's mad at Michael because he won't let her go on a sleepover. Kady: Parker McKenna Posey. Janet: Tisha Campbell-Martin. Claire: Jazz Raycole. Melanie: Rhyon Nicole Brown. Nicole: Kyla Wayans. (Repeat).
Jr. and his friend Tommy (Robert Ri'chard) want to write songs but can't find their muse. Their solution: something they smoke. Meanwhile, Claire doesn't have time for Kady (Parker McKenna Posey); and Jay wants to get rid of Michael's old "stuff" in their closet. Jr.: George O. Gore II. Claire: Jazz Raycole. Jay: Tisha Martin-Campbell. Michael: Damon Wayans. (Repeat).
An Athlete Heading to the 2024 Olympics Talks About the Impact of the Coach/Athlete Relationship. (New).
This documentary explores the persistent restrictions on female sexuality across the globe.It features Indian human rights activist Vithika Yadav, Japanese sculptor Rokudenashiko, Somali activist Leyla Hussein, Berlin-based American writer Deborah Feldman, and Bavarian activist Doris Wagner. (Repeat).
An Athlete Heading to the 2024 Olympics Talks About the Impact of the Coach/Athlete Relationship. (Repeat).
Two MMA Fighters From Combate Global Let Their Defenses Down and Open up About Their Personal Lives and the Incredible Support That Female Fighters Receive From This League. (Repeat).
Bare-knuckle fighting from the Stockyard Brawl at Stockyards Event Center in Denver, Colo. Former BYB lightweight champion Mark "the Shark" Irwin looks to regain his title against the man who took it from him in Julio Tanori, in a rematch of the 2023 Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame Fight of the Year. Also: Patricia Juarez vs. Khortni Kamyron.
King Keraun tries goat yoga, colonics, and aerial fitness. (Repeat).
King Keraun goes on a journey to understand white people's (Repeat).
King Keraun try rock climbing, slacklining, and testing his survival skills. (Repeat).
With the second location not yet open, Kuki comes up with an eye-catching solution to Chandan's overstock problems. (Repeat).
A family road trip in Kuki's sensational PINK RV needs to wow much-needed clients at the Montreal Pop-Up. (Repeat).
The kids have to think outside the box and the store when Kuki and Sarab lay down an ultimatum with the second location. (Repeat).
When delays slow down the second store renos, Kuki and Sarab come up with an ingenious plan to keep things moving, totally surprising Chandan. (Repeat).
Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter) ends up on the "wish list" of two teens building the perfect date for their monstrous creation. Xander: Nicholas Brendon. Angel: David Boreanaz. Ms. Calendar: Robia LaMorte. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Repeat).
At parent-teacher night, Buffy has a violent meeting with Spike (James Marsters), the Master's successor and Angel's former pupil. Drusilla: Juliet Landau. Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter. (Repeat).
An exchange student turns out to be a revived and ravenous mummy (Ara Celi) with an eye for Xander. Willow: Alyson Hannigan. Oz: Seth Green. Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter. Giles: Anthony S. Head. (Repeat).
Cordelia and Buffy attend a frat party thrown by a satanic cult looking for some fresh sacrifices. Richard: Greg Vaughn. Tom: Todd Babcock. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter. (Repeat).