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In Las Vegas, Lois goes gaga over her teen idol, a flashy singer played by David Cassidy; and Hal dreams about a slot jackpot. Meanwhile, junior farmer Dewey displays a humongous rabbit. (Repeat).

Baby-sitting suits Dewey, who comforts the family newborn with a story as wild as Malcolm and Reese's adventure with teen babes. Elsewhere, Hal leads a revolt at the Lucky Aide. Polly: Julie Hagerty. Craig: David Anthony Williams. (Repeat).

Word of his parents' divorce devastates Stevie on the eve of a big wheelchair-basketball game; entries in a teen diary captivate Reese, who doesn't know it belongs to his mom, seen in flashbacks to flirtatious high-school days. (Repeat).

Thanksgiving energizes Reese, who cooks a gourmet feast that features a turkey stuffed in a monkfish and prawns in a citrus sauce. Elsewhere, Malcolm frolics with a sexy teen (Alessandra Toreson) who bewitches him. (Repeat).

Malcolm secretly films Reese for a class project that becomes a revealing, cinema-verité study; and Dewey entertains à la Houdini at a mall with a money-making illusion. Herkabe: Chris Eigeman. Cutler: Don McManus. (Repeat).

A menial job at the Lucky Aide riles Malcolm; toddler competitions amuse Hal and other dads, who're saddled with baby care; sibling bullying rattles Dewey, who runs off to visit Francis. Craig: David Anthony Higgins. (Repeat).

The conclusion of a two-part highlight episode features clips of Michael's "minor glitches" and Jay's concern about her weight. Lou Rawls has a cameo as a physician. (Repeat).

Vanessa's parents have a fight and her father (Rasta) needs a place to stay, so he lands on the Kyles. He's an unusual houseguest, to put it mildly. Meanwhile, Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey) has cracked the lottery. Unfortunately, he must rely on Jr. to buy the ticket that he has calculated will win. (Repeat).

Calvin (Rasta) goes to work at Kyle Trucking---well, not work, exactly, but Michael does feel as though he must hire his future in-law. Meanwhile, Claire has a science paper due on cold fusion, a topic about which she knows little and cares less. So she asks Franklin (Noah Grey-Cabey) for help. (Repeat).

Michael has plans for a romantic getaway with Jay, but when Jr. foils that, they settle for a romantic evening at home. Hurdle No. 1: getting the kids out of the house. And that turns out to be the easy part. (Repeat).

Michael's so excited about a basketball game he's watching on TV that he accidentally tapes over Kady's first steps. What to do? Reenact them, with the reluctant assistance of Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey). Stevie: Taylor Negron. (Repeat).

Betty White guest stars as the maid Jay hires to replace her while she's away in Florida. Jay might have it tough when she returns, because the woman's an excellent cook and seamstress. She's also uncommonly adept at auto mechanics and TV repair. She can even beat Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey) at chess. (Repeat).

Michael doesn't think that modeling's a wise career choice for Claire, but when an agent (Carole Davis) tells him he has the perfect equipment to be a hand model, he thinks it's fine for him. Meanwhile, Kady's spending time with a girl named Rachel (Liliana Mumy), making Franklin very jealous. (Repeat).

It's "game night" at the Kyle house, but it isn't exactly fun and games when the couples play "What Do You Know?" "What You Don't Know" would be more like it. "There's this weird energy here," moans Michael. Vanessa: Brooklyn Sudano. Jasmine: Ella Joyce. Calvin: Rasta. Tony: Andrew McFarlane. Franklin: Noah Gray-Cabey. (Repeat).