2024-07-02
Ray tries to liven things up in the bedroom when he buys a sex game but, of course, the whole family finds out about it. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Frank gets jealous when Marco (David Proval) starts taking piano lessons from Marie and no longer spends time with him. Stefania: Alex Meneses. Gerard: Fred Stoller. Aunt Gina: Darlene Kardon. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Lamont and his Puerto Rican neighbor go to Tijuana. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Fred: Redd Foxx. Julio: Gregory Sierra. (Repeat).
Lamont dumps Fred in an old folks' home. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Bubba: Don Bexley. Miss Ecker: Maida Severn. Malloy: Burt Mustin. (Repeat).
A battle over junkyard ethics. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Osborne: Herb Voland. (Repeat).
Fred grouses about a kid who's hanging around the junkyard. Redd Foxx. Jason: Lincoln Kilpatrick. (Repeat).
Fred and Lamont plunge into the world of low-budget films. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Rollo: Nathaniel Taylor. Director: Jack Deleon. Aunt Esther: LaWanda Page. Producer: Ralph James. (Repeat).
Every time Lamont and his drama coach do the strangling scene from "Othello," someone thinks Lamont is committing a real murder. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Fred: Redd Foxx. Marilyn: Maureen Arthur. Father: Jack Manning. Mother: Ann Driscoll. (Repeat).
Thanks to his astrologer's advice, Lamont is being nice to Fred---so nice, that the old man is sure he's dying. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Fred: Redd Foxx. Aunt Esther: LaWanda Page. Grady: Whitman Mayo. (Repeat).
When the neighbors' pet goat is stolen, Fred refuses to identify the crooks he saw taking it. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Julio: Gregory Sierra. Smitty: Hal Williams. Hoppy: Howard T. Platt. (Repeat).
Lamont and Rollo become managers of an all-girl singing group. Fayette Pinkney, Valerie Holiday and Sheila Ferguson of soul group the Three Degrees appear. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Rollo: Nathaniel Taylor. (Repeat).
Fred's bargain-priced TV turns out to be Grady's stolen set---and Grady wants it back. Fred: Redd Foxx. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Julio: Gregory Sierra. (Repeat).
Fred is horrified when Lamont is seen entering a gay bar. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Rollo: Nathaniel Taylor. Bubba: Don Bexley. Dr. Caldwell: Davis Roberts. (Repeat).
When Lamont goes into business with Julio, Fred is so upset that he runs away from home. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Julio: Gregory Sierra. Mrs. Fuentes: Alma Beltran. Grady: Whitman Mayo. (Repeat).
A $1500 inheritance waits for Fred in St. Louis, if he can screw up enough courage to take an airplane trip to pick it up. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Barrington: Wally Taylor. Menton: Rudy Challenger. (Repeat).
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas. (Repeat).
Fred donates his old blues records to charity, and then is shocked to learn that they are extremely valuable. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Bubba: Don Bexley. (Repeat).
Fred is so thrilled with his new pool table that he is turning the house into a pool hall for himself and his friends. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Donna: Lynn Hamilton. Bubba: Don Bexley. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Leroy: Leroy Daniels. (Repeat).
Grady moves in with the Sanfords, and takes over the house lock, stock and bathroom. Fred: Redd Foxx. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Donna: Lynn Hamilton. (Repeat).
Sobered by the death of an old friend, Fred and his cronies plan to defy the Grim Reaper by throwing a party, complete with wild women. Fred: Redd Foxx. Aunt Esther: LaWanda Page. Bubba: Don Bexley. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Leroy: Leroy Daniels. (Repeat).
Harry is drowning in a sea of conflicting advice when he suspects that Margaret (Mary Cadorette) is about to pop the question. J. Anthony: Murphy Dunne. Spring: Jacalyn O'Shaughnessy. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
An angel lets Harry see what life would be like without him---and with Dan as a judge. Shown partly in black and white. Mel Torme (Angel) sings "Pick Yourself Up." Harry: Harry Anderson. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
Dan suffers from a guilty conscience over misuse of funds for the Phil Foundation; a toupee gives Bull a swelled head. Phil: Will Utay. Dr. Byrnes: Larry Linville. Hampton: Milton James. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
Roz discovers that "happy" therapy is not for her; Jack's son (Marty Pollio) discover's he's not cut out to run a newsstand; and Dan discovers ecology. Spring: Jacalyn O'Shaughnessy. Anthony: Murphy Dunne. Roz: Marsha Warfield. (Repeat).
It doesn't sit right with Harry when a supreme-court justice (Larry Dobkin) woos Mac with a job; and Dan hires a proper valet (Nick Ullett) who'll never replace Phil. Kimmel: George O. Petrie. Mac: Charles Robinson. (Repeat).
Harry basks in his 15 minutes of fame after being named one of New York's most interesting men. Mrs. Fyborg: Valorie Armstrong. David: Rod McCary. Curtis: Tommy Hinkley. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
Tony (Ray Abruzzo) reappears in Christine's life; Phil's lookalike brother (William Utay) visits Dan. Part 1 of two. Wanda: Cathy McAuley. Kitty: Melba Englander. Helen: Helen Hooper. Christine: Markie Post. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Dan has a plan when the Phil Foundation falters; Harry protests when Christine gets cozy with her ex. (Repeat).
Harry masks his love for Christine, while a masked phantom prepares to make an entrance at a costume ball. Part 1 of two. Oscar: Gilbert Gottfried. Pepitone: Raye Birk. Harry: Harry Anderson. Christine: Markie Post. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Christine disappears before Harry tells her how he feels; the search is on for Dan, who's revealed as the phantom. Oscar: Gilbert Gottfried. Will: Will Utay. Pepitone: Raye Birk. Christine: Markie Post. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
Harry inadvertently sets the war machine in motion by jailing a pompous diplomat (Stephen Lee) from a foreign country; Dan returns to a job in a lower court. Dunford: Paul Collins. Mannix: Catherine MacNeal. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
Roz's uptown husband (Roger E. Mosley) wants a divorce so he can marry his uptown fiancée (Bever-Leigh Banfield). Tammy: Theresa Bell. Roz: Marsha Warfield. Art: Mike Finneran. Christine: Markie Post. (Repeat).
Bull and Wanda (Cathy McAuley) celebrate the anniversary of their first date, then Wanda learns that Bull is required to perform a miracle before they can be married. Lou: Lou Bonacki. Bull: Richard Moll. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
Dan may soon be a dead man when he breaks up with the daughter of a crime boss (Tony Jay), who wants Dan to reconsider. Mary Theresa: Teresa Parente. DeLorenzo: Andrew Hill Newman. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
Robert accidentally loses Ray's wedding ring when he tries to spin it on a hotel-room table and it sails into a grate. Jimmy: Jeff Garlin. Alexis: Julie Claire. Robert: Brad Garrett. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Marie takes an art class and makes an abstract sculpture that looks like a part of the female anatomy---but she doesn't realize it. Everyone else does, though. Sister Ann: Lauri Johnson. Sister Beth: Mary Gillis. Janitor: Rocky McMurray. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray brags to his pals about hurting his wrist while he and Debra had sex, but he lies to his dad about it, telling him that he fell down the stairs, prompting Frank to rip them up and repair them. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Doctor: Richard Penn. (Repeat).
Robert becomes jealous when he learns that his former girlfriend, Amy (Monica Horan), went on a date with his friend Gianni (Jon Manfrellotti). Andy: Andy Kindler. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out. (Repeat).
Charlie and Alan wake up together...with a woman they don't recognize. (Repeat).
Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate (Tricia Helfer) comes to live at the house temporarily after a bad breakup, testing Charlie's restraint. (Repeat).
Charlie's male ego is bruised when he learns that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; and Alan tries a cheap cure for his thinning hair. (Repeat).
Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances. (Repeat).
Charlie teaches Jake the tricks of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays; Evelyn invites a legendary TV producer (Carl Reiner) to Charlie's for Christmas dinner. (Repeat).
Jake tries to win back his ex-girlfriend by writing her love songs, while Alan and Herb try to hide their friendship from Judith. (Repeat).
Charlie gets a colonoscopy just to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's parents, but he returns home to find them there. Tom: Stacy Keach. (Repeat).
Alan gets into a bar fight and lands in jail, while Charlie fears that Chelsea likes Alan's lawyer (Steven Eckholdt). (Repeat).
Chelsea has had enough of Charlie's jealousy, which is threatening their relationship. (Repeat).