2024-08-19
Good-ole-boys Luke and Bo Duke (Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott) put the rebel in rebellious in this down-home demolition derby adapted from the early 1980s TV series. The country cousins, joined by the luscious Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke, run moonshine, race the General Lee and bust up the plans of local politico Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). Willie Nelson, Lynda Carter, Joe Don Baker, M.C.
Mike Judge (Beavis and Butt-head, King of the Hill) takes an edgy look at the workplace with this comedy about a computer programmer (Ron Livingston) who rebels against his employer with surprising results. Jennifer Aniston, Gary Cole, Stephen Root. (Repeat).
This riotous comedy travels back to the year 1985 and charts a romance that blossoms between a depressed singer-songwriter (Adam Sandler) and a beautiful waitress (Drew Barrymore). But their courtship is hampered: She's engaged to someone else, and he's been hired to sing at her wedding. Christine Taylor, Allen Covert, Matthew Glave, Alexis Arquette, Jon Lovitz. (Repeat).
Ray and Frank convince Robert to purposely write an awful wedding invitation so Amy will take care of all the wedding plans herself. The groom-to-be then drafts a lousy mock invite, and the wrong date and names are just the tip of his intended typos. As for Amy's reply? It's worse than he ever expected. Amy: Monica Horan. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray takes Ally over to a friend's house for a sleepover and is mortified when the girl's mother (Amy Aquino) pats his behind after he helps set up a tent for the woman. To make matters worse, the lady is the same one Ray had a nasty run-in with over some Frontier Girl cookies a year earlier. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Molly: Alexandra Romano. (Repeat).
Jealousy gets the best of Debra after she and Ray playfully pick out replacement spouses for each other in the event one of them should die prematurely. Unfortunately for Debra, her choice pleases Ray all too well but his selection for her is uninspired. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Harriet: Renata Scott. Funeral Director: Joe Durrenberger. Amy: Monica Horan. (Repeat).
Debra lands in jail for DUI after falling asleep in her parked car following a quarrel with Marie and a champagne binge at Amy's bridal shower. Pat: Georgia Engel. Amy: Monica Horan. Judy: Sherri Shepherd. Officer Keon: Billy Mayo. Rodell: Joel Brooks. Guard: Carmen Vargas. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra become locked in a battle of wills over who should put away a packed suitcase that has been sitting on the landing for two weeks. When Frank and Marie learn of the standoff, they each offer their own ways to resolve the conflict. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray hosts a lame bachelor party for Robert and is shamed by Debra, Marie and Amy into throwing him another one at the lodge, which is attended by Amy's father and brother. Hank: Fred Willard. Peter: Chris Elliott. Andy: Andy Kindler. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Garvin: Len Lesser. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Gerard: Fred Stoller. Max: Max Rosenthal. Albert: Albert Romano. Rich: Richard Romano. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Robert and Amy's wedding day arrives, but it hardly goes off without a hitch. Robert is so concerned that something will go wrong that he hides out in the men's room of the church. But the biggest problem appears to be Amy's psycho brother, Peter (Chris Elliott). Robert is convinced that his future brother-in-law is going to wreck the ceremony. Alas, he turns out to be the least of
Conclusion. Robert and Amy are shell-shocked following their bizarre wedding ceremony, and then must endure the reception. Peter: Chris Elliott. Hank: Fred Willard. Pat: Georgia Engel. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Andy: Andy Kindler. (Repeat).
Ray gets teed off at Debra when she joins him for a round of golf so that the two of them can spend more time together. Arthur: Steven Hack. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon, but Debra steps in, determined to stop Marie's meddling once and for all, which horrifies the guys. (Repeat).
Michael claims to be sick for the third day in a row and refuses to go to school, so Ray takes his son to work with him in hopes of boring him so much that he'll want to return to the classroom. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. (Repeat).
Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection Robert and Amy are expressing towards each other. In fact, Robert feels compelled to give Ray marriage advice (as does Amy to Debra at the newlywed couple's three-month anniversary dinner... a book called, ""Marriage is an Amusement Park""), much to his annoyance. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Jack has wedding plans, but Vicky declines and suggests instead that they live together. John Ritter. Bradford: Robert Mandan. Furley: Don Knotts. Larry: Richard Kline. (Repeat).
To beat high rents, Jack decides to share an apartment---and a strictly platonic relationship---with Janet and Chrissy (Suzanne Somers). Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Patricia: Kit McDonough. (Repeat).
Janet and Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) hide Jack from Chrissy's mother, fearing she'll disapprove of their roommate. Jack: John Ritter. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Mother: Priscilla Morrill. Roper: Norman Fell. (Repeat).
The trio lose their rent money, and then are turned down for a loan. Jack: John Ritter. Cop: Joey Forman. Roper: Norman Fell. Travers: William Pierson. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. (Repeat).
Jack's ego takes a bruising after he refuses to fight a bully in the local bar. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt. Roper: Norman Fell. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Jeff: Peter Palmer. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Pete: Peter Schuck. (Repeat).
Fearing eviction, Jack and the girls hide a homeless puppy from landlord Roper (Norman Fell). Joyce DeWitt, Audra Lindley. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. (Repeat).
Mr. Roper gives Jack 50 bucks to show his niece a night on the town. Joyce DeWitt, Suzanne Somers. Karen: Christina Hart. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).
A modeling job that Jack applies for turns out to be for a porno magazine. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Harvey: Bill Fiore. Sally: Sally Kirkland. Morris: John Fiedler. (Repeat).
Chrissy returns an older man's affection---until she finds out he's married. Lloyd: Dick Sargent. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
After a wild party thrown in the girls' absence, Jack awakens to an unlikely bedfellow. Roper: Norman Fell. Celise: Karen Smith-Bercovici. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Ralph: Alan Koss. (Repeat).
Rescue hopes stir the castaways when Gilligan stumbles onto a vintage airplane and its vintage pilot (Hans Conreid). Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
President Gilligan? Well, on the island, anyway. But after the election there, the hapless mate finds himself in troubled political waters. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
As the fruit and vegetable supply dwindles, the castaways eye Gilligan's pet duck, which he protects in a Western-like dream sequence. Skipper: Alan Hale. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. (Repeat).
Preparations are underway to refit the Minnow, thanks to glue made from sap that Gilligan thinks is seaworthy. Or maybe not. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
It's a comical tug of greed vs. liberation as Gilligan stumbles onto a gold mine and the Skipper recovers the Minnow's life raft. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Howell: Jim Backus. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. Skipper: Alan Hale. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. (Repeat).
The Skipper unearths a statue of a native god that he's sure means bad luck. Sure enough, an earthquake occurs. Skipper: Alan Hale. Gilligan: Bob Denver. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
Ginger rehearses for a "very off-Broadway" show that casts her as Cleopatra. Trouble is, Mrs. Howell wants the part because her husband is going to back the play. Ginger: Tina Louise. Howell: Jim Backus. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Skipper: Alan Hale. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. Professor: Russell Johnson. (Repeat).
In clips from the pilot (which never aired), the sulky castaways on Christmas Day recall the shipwreck that marooned them. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
A courtroom artist draws shocking sketches of Christine; part-time law-school professor Harry has his hands full with an odd collection of students. Morty: Eddie Barth. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
Bull's wedding brings out the Del Rubio Triplets (Milly, Elena, and Eadie) along with Hank, who insists that Wanda wear her wedding gown. Wanda: Cathy McAuley. Hank: Paddi Edwards. Bull: Richard Moll. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
On Christmas Eve, Harry befriends a lonely stranger (Terry Hanauer) and Dan shows a department-store Santa (Hansford Rowe) that goodwill isn't dead. Mel Torme has a cameo. Bambi: Lisa Melilli. Art: Mike Finneran. (Repeat).
Harry promises Mel Torme the moon to accept a magazine's man-of-the-year award, unaware it's a prank; Dan and Will round up crooks for fun and profit. Will: Will Utay. Walter: Walter Olkewicz. Travis: John Mariano. (Repeat).