2024-09-12
Janet and Terri think Jack is too proud to borrow money for the bistro's rent, so they set up a phony radio contest Jack's sure to win. John Ritter, Don Knotts. Angelino: Jordan Charney. Larry: Richard Kline. (Repeat).
Jack tries to retrieve a scathing letter he wrote to a restaurant critic before reading the critic's surprisingly favorable review of the Bistro. Townsend: Ken Olfson. Jack: John Ritter. Mrs. Fitsimmons: Natalie Core. (Repeat).
After making two dates for the same time, Jack has to come up with an alter ego---so he drafts Larry for the role. Richard Kline, John Ritter. Agnes: Rita Wilson. Sharon: Lana Clarkson. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
Jack fears that his new flame is thinking marriage, but he isn't relieved to find that she only wants to have his baby. John Ritter, Richard Kline, Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Furley finally replaces a couch where Jack stashed $1000 accidentally disbursed by a bank machine. Don Knotts, John Ritter, Richard Kline. Bank Officer: Floyd Levine. Bank Guard: Chuck Lindsly. (Repeat).
Jack finds a "Rate Your Roommate" quiz and concludes that one of his roommates wants to have an affair with him. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. (Repeat).
Jack's new girlfriend won't discuss her line of work---but not for the reason Janet thinks. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. Sam: Ben Slack. (Repeat).
To impress a wealthy date, Jack gambles heavily at a charity casino party. John Ritter, Richard Kline, Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. Bradley: John David Carson. (Repeat).
The charming British gent next door may have stolen more than Janet and Terri's hearts. Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes, John Ritter, Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Janet is working as an aerobics instructor, but Jack thinks her job is secure only if he accommodates her boss (Victoria Carroll). Joyce DeWitt, John Ritter. (Repeat).
Jack's cookie recipe wins in a contest---but the judges are expecting to award the $10,000 to "Grandma Tripper." Richard Kline, John Ritter, Priscilla Barnes. Landers: Parley Baer. (Repeat).
Furley's rule banning pets is tested when Jack finds an irresistible stray kitten. Don Knotts, John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. Muffit: Kaleena Kiff. Williams: George Petrie. (Repeat).
Jack is less than thrilled by a visit from his father (Dick Shawn) until he learns of his recent misfortune. Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. Jennifer: Marsha Haynes. Jack: John Ritter. (Repeat).
Jack and Terri and Janet and Larry pose as married couples to deflect the advances of Terri's boss (John Reilly). Gail: Judith-Marie Bergan. Sue Anne: Amy Stuckey. (Repeat).
Just after the restaurant closes for a week, Jack and Furley are locked in the freezer by a burglar they surprised. John Ritter, Don Knotts. Crook: Joe George. (Repeat).
Jack's efforts to help patch up a friend's shaky marriage only increase her husband's jealousy. Robyn: Greta Blackburn. Jack: John Ritter. Francis: Don Sparks. (Repeat).
Determined to show Judy's parents he's well-bred, Dauber accidentally puts her mother's prized poodle in jeopardy. Pam Stone, Bill Fagerbakke. Mrs. Watkins: Nancy Marchand. Judge Watkins: John McMartin. (Repeat).
Hayden, preparing for the new season with a new quarterback, finds himself game even for a visit from Christine's mom (Nanette Fabray). Bob Clifton: Joe Fowler. Skip: John R. Lacy. Hayden: Craig T. Nelson. (Repeat).
Obsessed with an upcoming game, Hayden neglects a sore tooth---which turns out to be abscessed. Dr. Hibke: Tom Poston. Bo: Christopher Duncan. Luther: Jerry Van Dyke. Hayden: Craig T. Nelson. (Repeat).
When Elaine tries to net a famous basketball coach (Bobby Hosea) for the school, a jealous Hayden tries to get him to pass up the job. Rick Barry has a cameo. Susan Birch: Penny Johnson. Carl: Mark Arnott. (Repeat).
Hayden's common sense is lost in the shuffle when he bets practically his entire life's savings against Judy (Pam Stone) in a poker game. Billy: Justin Kemp. Howard: Kenneth Kimmins. Hayden: Craig T. Nelson. Dauber: Bill Fagerbakke. (Repeat).
Hayden stays home to nurse a sick Christine, but then sneaks out to a party and returns with a guest (Marietta DePrima). Marion: K Callan. Tom: Gregory Itzin. Bo Whitley: Christopher Duncan. Hayden: Craig T. Nelson. (Repeat).
Hayden and Luther take off on a recruiting trip the day of Christine's big awards banquet---and end up doomed. Leon: Rocky Giordani. Martha: Beth Grant. Floyd: Jeff Doucette. Luther: Jerry Van Dyke. Stuart: Kris Kamm. (Repeat).
Hayden sees camping, fishing and Monday-night football in his crystal ball---but no Christine (Shelley Fabares), who sees they have no future together. Graustark: Richard Sanders. Beverly Graustark: Sandy Faison. (Repeat).
Tony and Angela (Judith Light), finally together, have trouble finding time alone when they try to keep the family from finding out about their romance. Bellhop: John Fleck. Repair Man: John Mariano. Vicki: Lackey Bevis. Police Officer: Victor Wilson. TV Reporter: Dale Harimoto. Cab Driver: William Flatley. (Repeat).
Angela becomes a prisoner of love after she sprains her ankle in a vain attempt to escape Tony's obsessive attentions. Hoyt: Blake Clark. Kelly: Lois Foraker. Steve: J. David Krassner. Todd: Anthony Griffith. Lisa: Robin Jameson. (Repeat).
Tony's bullish on Sam's stockbroker boyfriend (Dan Gauthier), but Sam can't bear it when Tony monopolizes all his time. Japanese Investor: Rob Narita. Sam: Alyssa Milano. Tony: Tony Danza. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).
When Mona dates---then rejects---Angela's biggest client, Tony tries to remedy the situation. Lily Mariye. Lisa: Robin Jameson. Mona: Katherine Helmond. Angela: Judith Light. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Tony thinks Angela's friends consider him a "kept man," so he buys Angela a painting which he can't afford. Oliver: Oliver Muirhead. Ted: Bruce French. Elaine: Eileen Barnett. Ida: Christina Belford. Phil: Richard Roat. (Repeat).
Tony considers proposing but finds he's on thin ice with Angela. Part 1 of two. Waiter: Paul Forsyth. Father Marconi: Tom Troupe. Mrs. Rossini: Rhoda Gemignani. Mona: Katherine Helmond. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Conclusion. After Angela turns down his marriage proposal, Tony hatches a plot to propose again. Bubba Smith has a cameo. Ernie: Ralph P. Martin. Jackie: Jessie Scott. (Repeat).
Mona's mother doesn't approve of Tony and Angela's marriage, so she suggests a prenuptial agreement. Paul Murphy: Tony Jay. Ben: Dick Christie. Mona: Katherine Helmond. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Ray and Frank warn Robert not to tell Amy about his time with Stefania in Italy and about his seeing Joanne again. Of course, he doesn't listen to them. Amy: Monica Horan. Joanne: Suzie Plakson. Suzy: Susan Varon. Fogagnolo: David Proval. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray loses Ally's pet hamster and frantically searches the house to find it, only to discover it in a most unlikely place. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray and Robert's rivalry heats up after Ray gets bad news about the baseball book he's working on and Robert gets great news about a promotion. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
On the way to a wedding, Ray obsesses over not walking a date, whom he'll likely see at the reception, to her door 25 years earlier. But it's not his one-time date he should be worrying about---it's Debra. Elizabeth: Vicki Juditz. Scott: Judson Crowder. Nice Man: Rudy Moreno. Elderly Man: Fred Ornstein. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner. (Repeat).
Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his high-school girlfriend years ago, and now he wants to get revenge. Gabrielle: Justine Eyre. Charity: Laura McLauchlin. (Repeat).
Charlie teaches Alan how to break up with a woman. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Brenda: Eve Gordon. Georgia: Sandra Dee Robinson. Lilly: Gracie Maddox. (Repeat).
Rose returns from England and nurses a sick Charlie in her own unique way. Lulu: Cerina Vincent. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).
Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Cynthia: Jessica Tuck. (Repeat).
Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan. (Repeat).
Alan is afraid that Charlie's womanizing has reached a dangerous level. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Pepper: Anastasia Roark. Gretchen: Andrea Bogart. Sam: Barry Livingston. Fred: Clint Carmichael. (Repeat).
While Alan plans Evelyn's wedding, Charlie plans his next conquest---his future stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner. Minister: Steve Tom. (Repeat).
George Eads has a cameo in this episode in which a CSI team investigates a death at Charlie's house. The script was written by "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" scribes Sarah Goldfinger and Evan Dunsky. Sloane Jagov: Jamie Rose. Wes Tosterone: Michael Lowry. Det. Henry Ketchum: John Burke. Coroner: Ping Wu. Jenna: Hope Allen. (Repeat).
Charlie falls for an older woman (Susan Blakely) who writes self-help books; and Alan and Jake fight about a school assignment. Jeremy: Coby McLaughlin. Mike: Jack Plotnick. Jon Cryer directed the episode. (Repeat).
Walden's relationship is put to the test when Zoey and her daughter become his new housemates. Meanwhile, Alan moves in with Lyndsey. (Repeat).
Kathy Bates guest stars as Charlie's ghost when Alan is hospitalized following a minor heart attack. (Repeat).