2024-09-18
Tony strikes out with Sam when he refuses to get her a job, recalling the error he made helping Jonathan become a ball boy for the Mets. Jerry Kaminski: Sal Viscuso. Usher: John Mallory Asher. Girl: Sherri Lynn Rothman. (Repeat).
Tony persuades Angela to sell the house to the man who grew up there, so they can start fresh in a new home. Lavonne: Lauren Tewes. Mr. Baker: Russell Nype. Garry Havlock: Lenny Wolpe. Angela: Judith Light. (Repeat).
Although her business has hit lean times, Angela can't adjust to Tony's plan to cut the fat out of their budget. Robert Mandan. Tony: Tony Danza. Angela: Judith Light. Mona: Katherine Helmond. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. (Repeat).
Sam poses as Al's wife to help him get an apartment, but Tony insists they divorce themselves of the lie. Al: William Gallo. Mr. Chomsky: William G. Schilling. Tony: Tony Danza. Angela: Judith Light. (Repeat).
Tony's buddies accuse him of being henpecked, so he decides to show them who rules the roost by chickening out on a date with Angela, who catches him with egg on his face. Tony: Tony Danza. Tiny: Walter Olkewicz. Vinnie: Vinny Argiro. Hank: Curnal Aulisio. Al: William Gallo. Ernie: Ralph P. Martin. Angela: Judith Light. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).
After meeting a famous baseball player, Tony dreams about what could have been if he'd made it in the Majors. William Utay. Coach: Brandon Maggart. Mike Va Salle: Richard Burgi. Jo Jo: Shari Shattuck. (Repeat).
When Tony's lips swell up in an allergic reaction to matrimony, Angela thinks it best to put off kissing the bride. Bruce French. Elaine: Eileen Barnett. Dr. Thomas: Max Wright. Barry: James O'Sullivan. Nurse: Patricia Belcher. (Repeat).
During preparations for Tony and Angela's wedding, Sam and Hank decide to say their I do's, too. Part 1 of two. Vic Polizos. Fran: Candice Azzara. Hank: Curnal Aulisio. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Tony, Angela and Hank's parents chase their eloping children to the chapel. Curnal Aulisio. Joe: Vic Polizos. Fran: Candice Azzara. Mrs. Rossini: Rhoda Gemignani. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Newlyweds Sam and Hank interrupt Tony and Angela's honeymoon when they show up needing a place to stay. Hank: Curnal Aulisio. Joe: Vic Polizos. Fran: Candice Azzara. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Angela escapes a tense Tony by going to a resort where she meets a man who seems to be his easygoing twin (Tony Danza in a dual role). Angela: Judith Light. Waiter: Richard Minchenberg. Chef: Jaime Cardriche. (Repeat).
Angela hires Sam's father-in-law (Vic Polizos) to remodel her bedroom, but Tony's interference is a blueprint for disaster. Fran: Candice Azzara. Al: William Gallo. Dave: Frank Pesce. Sam: Alyssa Milano. (Repeat).
Tony graduates with a teaching degree, but it may be "Goodbye, Mr. Micelli" when he gets an out-of-state job offer. Part 1 of three. Dr. Graham: Jerry Hardin. Kelly: Kimberlee Kramer. (Repeat).
Tony and Angela's long-distance relationship comes up short, pulling them farther apart. Part 2 of three. Dr. Graham: Jerry Hardin. Candy: Frances Bay. Ned: Pat Millicano. Rosie: Rosemary Taravella. Wendell: Troy Fromin. Businessman: Nick Toth. (Repeat).
Conclusion. When Tony and Angela's long-distance relationship comes up short, Angela (Judith Light) is moved to make a decision that she hopes will bring them closer together. Tony: Tony Danza. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).
Tony questions Angela's motives in weekending with her boss just when she's up for promotion. Grant Paxton: Dennis Holahan. Tony: Tony Danza. Angela: Judith Light. (Repeat).
Jack's ego takes a bruising after he refuses to fight a bully in the local bar. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt. Roper: Norman Fell. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Jeff: Peter Palmer. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Pete: Peter Schuck. (Repeat).
Fearing eviction, Jack and the girls hide a homeless puppy from landlord Roper (Norman Fell). Joyce DeWitt, Audra Lindley. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. (Repeat).
Mr. Roper gives Jack 50 bucks to show his niece a night on the town. Joyce DeWitt, Suzanne Somers. Karen: Christina Hart. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).
A modeling job that Jack applies for turns out to be for a porno magazine. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Harvey: Bill Fiore. Sally: Sally Kirkland. Morris: John Fiedler. (Repeat).
Chrissy returns an older man's affection---until she finds out he's married. Lloyd: Dick Sargent. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
After a wild party thrown in the girls' absence, Jack awakens to an unlikely bedfellow. Roper: Norman Fell. Celise: Karen Smith-Bercovici. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Ralph: Alan Koss. (Repeat).
After Jack and Chrissy barge in on Janet's date, the trio agrees to a new rule regarding the use of the apartment for entertaining. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt, Suzanne Somers. Stanley Roper: Norman Fell. Helen Roper: Audra Lindley. Veronica: Jenifer Shaw. (Repeat).
Janet considers cosmetic surgery as a means to a promotion at work. Chloe: Sandra de Bruin. Compton: J.J. Barry. Jack: John Ritter. Roper: Norman Fell. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. (Repeat).
Roper sells Jack and the girls his broken-down car, then tries to buy it back when offered a better deal. Joyce DeWitt, Suzanne Somers. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Wagstaff: Tom Lacy. (Repeat).
Chrissy is mistaken for a prostitute in a cheap bar. John Ritter. Lannigan: James Cromwell. Roper: Norman Fell. (Repeat).
To earn money, Helen becomes a cashier in a seedy cafeteria. Roper: Norman Fell. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. (Repeat).
Jack and Chrissy are left alone together for an evening. Joyce DeWitt. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Roper: Norman Fell. Sherry Lee: Sondra Currie. Crawford: Stuart Nisbet. (Repeat).
Chrissy invites her gourmet boyfriend home for haute cuisine, even though she can't cook. Jack: John Ritter. Michael: Jess Nadelman. Roper: Norman Fell. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
Roper tests his sex appeal by snuggling up to a girl at the local bar. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Joan: Alba Francesca. Sandy: Ivana Moore. (Repeat).
Jack tries to retrieve the bad check his uncle wrote to cover the rent. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Mona: Shirley Mitchell. (Repeat).
Janet meets an old high-school heartthrob, an egotistical ex-football hero. Peter: John Elerick. Jack: John Ritter. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).
Robert becomes furious with Marie after she ruins his "lucky suit," which he was going to wear to an interview with the FBI. Agent Garfield: Sam Anderson. Secretary: Carole Gutierrez. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra impersonate Frank and Marie in a skit at a 45th wedding-anniversary party hosted by Marie. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Lee: Debra Mooney. Garvin: Len Lesser. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra wants to know why Ray has kept a tape from 1982 on which one of Ray's former girlfriends breaks up with him, but Ray won't tell her. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray tries to explain the birds and the bees to Ally, but she throws him for a loop when she instead asks about the meaning of life. Of course, Ray hasn't a clue and quickly runs for cover. To make matters worse, Frank, Marie and Robert come over and offer their ill-formed opinions. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Bernie: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).
Alan considers early retirement when Evelyn offers to foot the bill for Jake's college education. (Repeat).
When Charlie's old friend and fellow womanizer (Emilio Estevez) dies, Charlie takes a hard look at his own lifestyle. James Earl Jones has a cameo. (Repeat).