2024-10-02
A political consultant primes Christine to run against a tough incumbent (Nancy Marchand); Dan becomes a sex surrogate; Bull dislikes Mac's video of his wedding. Part 1 of two. Dr. Weeks: Christine Rose. Johnny: Don Amendolia. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Mudslinging threatens Christine's Congressional campaign; Mac's movie achieves cult status; Dan suffers under a back-breaking sex-surrogacy schedule. Cahill: Nancy Marchand. Johnny: Don Amendolia. (Repeat).
Dan kisses up to Harry in a scheme to replace him on the bench should Harry accept a full professorship at Koch Community College; Art (Mike Finneran) plays father to son Bull. Walter: Walter Olkewicz. Travis: John Mariano. (Repeat).
Roz (Marsha Warfield) fears meeting a male pen pal to whom she embellished stories about herself. Guy: Alex Henteloff. Bartender: Biff Yeager. "Alex": James McDonnell. Christine: Markie Post. Mac: Charles Robinson. (Repeat).
Christine steels herself for an election-day loss; Dan meets his rich girlfriend's parents. Part 1 of two. Clare: Christina Belford. Claudia: Catherine MacNeal. Tom: Marty Pollio. Christine: Markie Post. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Christine is elected to Congress, while Harry elects to forgo a teaching position at Columbia; Dan frets over his womanizing ways. Catherine: Claudia Mannix. Will: William Utay. Bambi: Lisa Melilli. (Repeat).
When Roz is invited to a high-society party, Dan decides to crash the event; Lisette reveals her feelings to Harry. Drake: Glenn Shadix. Dona Hardy: Margaret Keane. Lisette: Joleen Lutz. Roz: Marsha Warfield. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
In the series pilot, Harry flips a coin to decide the case of a woman charged with attempted murder. Phil: Joseph Perry. Lana: Karen Austin. Dan: John Larroquette. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).
A man in a red suit is charged with trespassing and tries to convince the court that he's Santa Claus. Eddie: Michael J. Fox. Santa: Jeff Corey. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
While searching Judge Stone's personnel records, the staff discovers that he has a criminal record. Harry: Harry Anderson. Craven: Terry Kiser. Vicki: Judy Landers. Ronny: Joey Aresco. Selma: Selma Diamond. (Repeat).
Ray and Frank, with some pressure from their wives, agree to go with Robert to one of his therapy sessions. The guys really bond, but not in the way the women had envisioned. Cousin Bella: Magda Harout. (Repeat).
Debra's divorced parents (Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond) and Amy's mom and dad are all invited for Thanksgiving dinner with the Barone family. Hank: Fred Willard. Pat: Georgia Engel. (Repeat).
Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert like he is her favorite instead of him, until Raymond figures out why she is acting so strangely. (Repeat).
Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son, Peter (Chris Elliott), some tips on dating. Later, Debra throws a cocktail party and invites some single women to meet Peter, but Ray isn't thrilled with the guest list. Hank: Fred Willard. Pat: Georgia Engel. Peggy: Amy Aquino. Stefania: Alex Meneses. (Repeat).
Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts. (Repeat).
Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady. (Repeat).
Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose. (Repeat).
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in with him. Evelyn Harper: Holland Taylor. Judith Harper: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. (Repeat).
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father. Cab Driver: Darryl Sivad. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper (Conchata Ferrell) storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes. Kate: Liz Vassey. Gloria: Christine Dunford. Brooke: Tricia O'Kelley. Bill: Eric Allan Kramer. Alan: Jon Cryer. (Repeat).
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter (Krista Allen) is a woman he's trying to avoid. Tommy: Madison Mason. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. (Repeat).
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. (Repeat).
Alan is alone for Christmas, while Walden continues to play his poorer alter ego. (Repeat).
Alan makes an investment in Kate's fashion line—using Walden's money. Meanwhile, Walden's double life as a poor man begins to wear on him. (Repeat).
Tony's cousin is sent to the States for an arranged marriage with a man she never met. Tony Danza, Judith Light. Uncle Aldo: Vito Scotti. (Repeat).
Samantha's Saturday job as Angela's girl Friday cuts into her weekend fun, so her friends persuade her to get fired. Alyssa Milano, Judith Light. Pete Willis: Don Draper. Marci: Nicole Eggert. (Repeat).
Tony takes an adult-education class that Angela's teaching and gets an F on his first assignment. Tony Danza, Judith Light, Katherine Helmond. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. Jonathan: Danny Pintauro. (Repeat).
Samantha devotes herself to ballet after her instructor says she has the makings of a prima ballerina. Sergei: George Grant. Clarissa: Laura Waterbury. Samantha: Alyssa Milano. Tony: Tony Danza. Angela: Judith Light. (Repeat).
Samantha gets her first crack at baby-sitting Jonathan---and it may be her last. Alyssa Milano, Danny Pintauro. Chad: Scott Grimes. Marci: Nicole Eggert. Julia: Angela Lee. Angela: Judith Light. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Jonathan arranges to have Tony and Angela meet on a romantic blind date, hoping they'll fall in love and get married. Danny Pintauro, Tony Danza. Angela: Judith Light. Waiter: Elias Zarou. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).
Tony's marathon poker game threatens to ruin Angela's brunch with her college friend (Jeanna Michaels). Eddie: Robert Krantz. Joey: Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini. Angela: Judith Light. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Angela refuses to attend an awards party because she lost Best Commercial of the Year to a former employee. Shirley: Rita Wilson. Charles: Frank Schuller. Angela: Judith Light. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).
Tony's opponent for PTA president accuses him of living in sin with Angela. Tony Danza, Judith Light. Joanne: Pam Galloway. Wendy: Dori Brenner. (Repeat).
Without asking Tony first, Angela offers him as an escort to a potential client who represents a $10 million account. Judith Light, Tony Danza. Jim Peterson: Earl Boen. Howie: Howard Stevens. (Repeat).
Angela's pushy neighbor tries to escape the painful memory of her husband running off with the maid. Tony Danza, Judith Light. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).
Counselor Mona advises a factory worker to follow his dreams, so he leaves his family and heads for Hollywood. Katherine Helmond. Libby: Carol King. Eleanor: Patricia Harty. Tony: Tony Danza. (Repeat).
Tony and a competitive friend from his baseball days put together teams for a "friendly" softball game. Billy Martin, Bob Uecker and Steve Sax appear as themselves. Tony: Tony Danza. Angela: Judith Light. (Repeat).
Angela is caught off guard when a groggy Tony mutters "I love you" to her as he's going into surgery for an appendectomy. Tony Danza. Mona: Katherine Helmond. Doctor: Nicholas Wyman. (Repeat).
While vacationing in Mexico, Tony forgets to give Angela an important message from her office. Part 1 of two. Tony Danza, Judith Light. Peterson: Earl Boen. Howie: Howard Stevens. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Tony tries to lift Angela's spirits in the wake of her firing and subsequent job search. Tony Danza, Judith Light. Len Pudney: John Medici. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).
Chrissy is prepared to discourage a secret admirer until she meets him. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Gilbert: Barry Gordon. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
Thinking Furley is contemplating suicide, the trio caters to his every whim. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Larry: Richard Kline. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. (Repeat).
Jack fails his cooking final thanks to a crooked classmate. Joyce DeWitt, Suzanne Somers. Dean Travers: William Pierson. Ben: Steve Vinovich. Furley: Don Knotts. Larry: Richard Kline. Sheila: Lynda Beattie. (Repeat).
Jack's new boss insists on sampling more than his cooking. Jack: John Ritter. Judge Sheffield: Jan Sterling. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Furley: Don Knotts. Higgins: Steven Anderson. (Repeat).
Jack and Larry are in love but neither is aware it's with the same girl. Jack: John Ritter. Larry: Richard Kline. Twinkie: Rebecca Holden. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
Jack tries to entertain four different women in three different apartments. Doreen: Lee Crawford. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Denise: Marie Laurin. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Larry: Richard Kline. Furley: Don Knotts. (Repeat).