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Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. (Repeat).

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Sheldon: George Wyner. Lenore: Christine Rose. (Repeat).

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T.Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. (Repeat).

Berta's granddaughter (Megan Fox) spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old. Freddie: Noel Fisher. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle. (Repeat).

Thrilling action and Russell Crowe's Oscar-winning performance drive 2000's Best Picture, the story of a Roman general who is enslaved and forced to become a gladiator after he clashes with the emperor's bloodthirsty son. (Repeat).

After an event rattles the state of Montana, nothing will ever be the same. (Repeat).

Hit man John Wick is once again called out of retirement in this explosive action sequel, this time by a former colleague who wants him to repay a debt by killing an Italian crime lord. But when the assassination goes awry, Wick finds himself hunted by an international cabal of killers, and his only hope for survival might be a shadowy figure known as the Bowery King. (Repeat).

Vicious rumors spread about Dunder Mifflin and have a powerful impact on Michael, who leads the office into a bizarre day of diversions and distractions, perturbing Jim and causing the staffers to question Michael's mental state. Meanwhile, Andy's nerdy bumbling prevents him from successfully wooing Erin. (Repeat).

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Jon visits a failing Philadelphia champagne bar that has layout and menu issues. (Repeat).

Jon visits a goth-and-rock bar in Austin, where a cockroach infestation is just one of its pesty problems. (Repeat).

A nightclub deals with unruly teenagers and an insect problem in the Season 4 opener. (Repeat).

A historic bar and BBQ joint in Youngstown, Ohio, needs help addressing its feuding ownership. (Repeat).

A castle-shaped bar's surly owner gets help from Jon on how to better treat the frustrated staff. (Repeat).

Jon helps a family run bar that's on the brink of ruin with an aggressive father at its helm. (Repeat).

Jon is called in to rescue LIV, a Las Vegas establishment lacking an identity, deprived of leadership and hampered by a chatty waitress with a heavy pour hand. (Repeat).

Jon goes too Bottoms Up to discover a staff who is running wild, an owner who is ready to sell the bar, and a manager who lacks the courage to control his team. (Repeat).

Jon brings in his team of culinary and bar experts to revamp a 1950s-themed bar in Arvada, CO, for a soft-spoken owner, her hardworking staff and her entitled ex-husband. (Repeat).

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time. Desiree: Johanna Black. Kathy: Lori Lively. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).

Charlie's financial manager (Richard Lewis) informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget. Susan: Elena Lyons. Ted: J.D. Walsh. (Repeat).

Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie (Jenna Elfman), the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him. Judith: Marin Hinkle. (Repeat).

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital. Dr. Prajneep: Kris Iyer. Nurse: Vernee Watson Johnson. Gonzales: Ski Carr. (Repeat).

Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son. Leanne: Rebecca McFarland. Berta: Conchata Ferrel. (Repeat).

Judith's devious siren sister (Teri Hatcher) stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist (Jane Lynch). Vicki: Amanda Tosch. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Judith: Marin Hinkle. (Repeat).

Hit man John Wick is once again called out of retirement in this explosive action sequel, this time by a former colleague who wants him to repay a debt by killing an Italian crime lord. But when the assassination goes awry, Wick finds himself hunted by an international cabal of killers, and his only hope for survival might be a shadowy figure known as the Bowery King. (Repeat).

After an event rattles the state of Montana, nothing will ever be the same. (Repeat).

The third entry of the franchise sees John Wick on the run with a bounty placed on him after he kills a member of an underground assassin's guild. With every hitman in the world hot on his trail, he enlists the help of a trusted ally to fight his way out of New York City. (Repeat).

Corporate bigwig David Wallace (Andy Buckley) summons a jubilant Michael to attend a shareholders meeting in New York City. Michael invites Andy, Dwight and Oscar to tag along. Meanwhile, Jim clashes with a lazy Ryan back at the office. (Repeat).

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Jon tries to salvage both a beachfront bar in Warwick, R.I., and its owner's marriage. (Repeat).

Pat's CocktailsNorth Hollywood, CAToo busy canoodling to notice his staff is sinking, a manager treats his bar like a romantic playground, forcing Taffer to demand inside help from the bartenders. (Repeat).

Jon visits a failing beachfront bar with a rodent problem and is brought to tears upon discovering what the owners have endured. (Repeat).

A debt-ridden bar's owner gets some help from Jon in addressing his outbursts toward his staff. (Repeat).

Nasty nachos & goldfish races are on the menu at this sports pub. But in a Bar Rescue first, a staffing crisis hits before the stress test, leaving the owners without any employees. Can Taffer right the ship before it drowns? (Repeat).

Jon must help reignite a bar owner's passion for his notorious East LA music venue. (Repeat).

Jon Taffer tries to rescue a Jacksonville sportsbar with a horrible reputation and an even worse name that leaves the bar without a single customer. (Repeat).

Jon tries to save a firehouse-themed bar outside of Boise, Idaho and confronts an owner with excuses for everything. (Repeat).

Jon Taffer enlists famed mixologist Phil Wills to clean up a filthy bar in Oxnard, California, and assist a newlywed couple in realizing their aspirations. (Repeat).

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer (Heather Locklear), who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario. Crystal: Alana De La Garza. Stuart: Marc Grapey. (Repeat).

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure. Dr. Linda Freeman: Jane Lynch. Darlene: Amanda Swisten. Annette: Jamie Day. (Repeat).

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie. Linda: Romy Rosemont. Ruth: Cheryl White. Kathleen: Amy Farrington. Mandy: Yvette Nicole Brown. (Repeat).

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas. Dr. Sperlock: Terry Rhoads. Naomi: Jenna Gering. Paul: Byrne Offutt. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. (Repeat).

Sean Penn, Elvis Costello and Harry Dean Stanton appear as themselves in the second-season opener in which Alan is hurt that Charlie excludes him from his regular meeting with his friends, which he refuses to call "a support group." Coop: Bobby Cooper. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle. (Repeat).

Alan is shocked to learn that Jake's pediatrician is sleeping with Judith. Evelyn, meanwhile, confronts Charlie about his hatred for her; and is joined by Berta and Rose who demand to know as well. (Repeat).