2024-09-18
Luke gets arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cameron urges Gloria to market her family's hot sauce; Mitchell helps Jay with a video to go with his Titans of Industry award; Haley and Dylan run into Andy and Beth at the movies. (Repeat).
A conversation over a brunch of post-Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's turns to a fantastic house that Phil is helping to sell, but mayhem ensues when everyone decides to sneak in and have some fun on the same day. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria plan a surprise getaway to Miami for the entire Pritchett clan. (Repeat).
A group therapy session with the famous author of a self-help book about uncluttering one's emotional life draws different reactions from the Pritchetts, including Jay, who wants no part of it; while Mitch and Cam try to appear stable by not digging too deep; and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex discuss their problems with the opposite sex. (Repeat).
Claire and Phil make dinner plans with a couple they met on vacation whose only flaw is never offering to pay the bill. Meanwhile, Jay's irked by Gloria's idea to get together with a family with whom they seemingly have a lot in common; and Mitchell surprises Haley, Alex and Luke by cashing in a birthday coupon for a belated celebration, which turns into a tour of celebrity homes. (Repeat).
Phil visits Alex at college, which gives Claire a chance to coax the ducks into leaving the nest. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitchell when Lily has a sleepover with her dance troupe; and Gloria and Cameron are under pressure to meet a deadline for a hot-sauce delivery, and rely on Manny's meticulous planning to pull it off. (Repeat).
Claire wages war on clutter when she decides to get her house in order before taking over Jay's closet business, but Phil and Luke are afraid to throw anything out, and Alex gets emotional after finding Sanjay's sweatshirt. Meanwhile, Jay embraces his retirement with a high-flying hobby; and Gloria convinces Mitchell to teach her how to play golf so she can spend more time with Jay. (Repeat).
In the first half of this special two-part episode, Myra spies on Urkel's every move with her elaborate ""Stevie-Glasses-cam"". She is shocked to learn of his upcoming Saturday night date with Laura. When she tells Stefan about her rival's pending date with ""her Stevie,"" Stefan agrees to help rain on their parade. Meanwhile, Carl tries to control Eddie's trigger-happy finger during police traini
Urkel discovers that Myra has been spying on him, but he thinks she's really snapped her cap when she starts dressing like Laura. Meanwhile, Harriette (Judyann Elder) learns her wedding ring was originally intended for another. (Repeat).
Cousin Myrtle (Jaleel White) dukes it out in the boxing ring with Greta to win Eddie for her own; 3J longs to find his birth mother. Waitress: Tanika Ray. 3J: Orlando Brown. Greta: Tammy Townsend. Referee: Raf Mauro. (Repeat).
Laura reluctantly accompanies Urkel to a polka bash and actually has fun in his wacky world. Meanwhile, Eddie moves into an apartment and regrets giving Carl a standing invitation. Oskar: Milton James. Berta: Mary Pat Gleason. (Repeat).
Laura gets bad vibes from Maxine's slick new boyfriend (Kristoff St. John); Carl gets into a funk reflecting on a road not taken. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Conductor: Derek McGrath. Joe: Martin Grey. (Repeat).
Myrtle gets a makeover, drops her inhibitions, raises her hemlines and goes after Eddie with a vengeance. Ariana: Tasha Taylor. Myrtle/Steve: Jaleel White. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Harriette: Judyann Elder. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. (Repeat).
Meemaw's gambling room is a success, and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market. Also, Missy starts a business. (Repeat).
Sheldon copes with the death of a hero. Also, Missy wants to babysit, and Georgie struggles with his big secret. (Repeat).
George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life. Also, Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family. (Repeat).
Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy, and the whole family promises to keep it a secret. (Repeat).
As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother, and Sheldon is distracted by the family drama. (Repeat).
Sheldon struggles to cope with the first signs of puberty. Also, Mary and George Sr. hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border. (Repeat).
Chandler freaks out over the subject of marriage to Monica; Joey's girlfriend throws playful, but painful, punches; Ross alienates his new neighbors. Katie: Soleil Moon Frye. Steve: Willie Garson. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Phoebe finds a police badge; Joey has a romantic dream about Monica; Rachel helps Ross move his new couch. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Chandler and Monica celebrate their first anniversary; the gang goes to Vegas to visit Joey; Chandler finds out about Monica's lunch with Richard. Casino Boss: James Paradise. Croupier: Rick Pasqualone. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Conclusion. In Vegas, Monica and Chandler reconcile and literally roll the dice on whether to get married, while one couple actually do tie the knot. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Randall: Thomas Lennon. Croupier: Rick Pasqualone. (Repeat).
Joey, Chandler, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe acclimate themselves to their new living arrangements. First up: Joey gets a new roommate (Elle Macpherson). Monica: Courteney Cox Arquette. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Chandler takes up the flag of masculinity when Janine (Elle Macpherson) helps Joey get in touch with his feminine side; Ross brushes up on his dating skills; Rachel tries to impress her boss with office gossip. Kim: Joanna Gleason. Hillary: Missi Pyle. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
When Rachel's sister (Reese Witherspoon) comes to town, the "reformed" bad seed starts dating Ross; Monica's cold makes her feel unusually amorous toward Chandler. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Woman No. 1: Susan Yeagley. (Repeat).
Elizabeth's father, Paul (Bruce Willis), frowns on Ross's relationship with his daughter---but the hunky widower highly approves of Rachel. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Wayne: Andrew Bilgore. (Repeat).
Janice (Maggie Wheeler) invites herself to Chandler and Monica's wedding; Rachel befriends Joey's one-night stand (Kristin Davis); and Ross blows his "stacks" at finding his book shelved in the library's lovers' lane section. (Repeat).
The gang stays up all night as work worries interfere with Rachel's plan to consummate her romance with Tag (Eddie Cahill); Ross and Joey get stuck on the roof; Monica and Chandler suffer insomnia; and Phoebe battles a fire alarm. (Repeat).
Telemarketer Phoebe talks an unhappy cubicle dweller (Jason Alexander) out of suicide; Joey mourns his "dead" easy chair; and Monica fears her parents favor Ross over her. Jack: Elliott Gould. Linda: Joyce Guy. (Repeat).
Joey resumes his role as Drake Ramoray on "Days of Our Lives," where his plotline puts the resident diva (Susan Sarandon) out of a job; Ross yearns to play bagpipes at Monica's wedding; and Phoebe and Rachel pursue the owner of a lost cell phone. Dina: Eva Amurri. Tom: Jack Betts. (Repeat).
The guys camp out in a line hoping to see an anticipated movie, while Penny and Bernadette arrange Amy's first slumber party. Wil Wheaton has a cameo. (Repeat).
Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father (Keith Carradine), while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope. (Repeat).
Amy is attracted to Penny's ex-boyfriend; and Raj and Howard argue about which of them would be a better superhero. (Repeat).
The guys borrow Penny's new boyfriend when they enter a costume contest as members of the Justice League. (Repeat).
Leonard has a great idea for a smartphone app, and it causes friction with Sheldon. (Repeat).
Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending. (Repeat).
Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher. (Repeat).
Leonard has a moral crisis when he meets a wealthy widow who is willing to help the university. (Repeat).