2024-09-18
Rachel dates an angry young man (Ben Stiller); Joey and Kate (Dina Meyer) realize their true feelings for each other. Caitlin: Laura Cayouette. Marshall: Reg Rogers. Estelle: June Gable. Lauren: Jennifer Milmore. (Repeat).
Pete pursues the Ultimate Fighting championship; Chandler has a slap-happy new boss; Ross dates Phoebe's friend. Billy Crystal and Robin Williams have cameos. Pete: Jon Favreau. Doug: Sam McMurray. Bonnie: Christine Taylor. (Repeat).
Chandler's torrid fling with Rachel's boss (Alison LaPlaca) puts him in a compromising position; Monica caters her mom's party. Salesman: Penn Jillette. Judy: Christina Pickles. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Phoebe helps Monica cater a funeral; Chandler buys Kathy a special birthday gift; Ross's beautiful date has a very messy place. Cheryl: Rebecca Romijn. Kathy: Paget Brewster. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
In lieu of a gift, newlyweds Frank Jr. and Alice (Giovanni Ribisi, Debra Jo Rupp) ask Phoebe to be a surrogate mother for their child; Ross breaks an unwritten rule at the museum. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Phoebe Sr.: Teri Garr. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. London's the location for Ross and Emily's wedding, but back at home, Rachel realizes that she still loves the groom-to-be. Emily: Helen Baxendale. Steven: Tom Conti. Andrea: Jennifer Saunders. Jack: Elliott Gould. Judy: Christina Pickles. (Repeat).
Conclusion. As Ross and Emily prepare to wed, Rachel makes a frantic attempt to reach London before the ceremony. Elsewhere, there is no love lost between Ross's and Emily's fathers. Hugh Laurie and Olivia Williams guest star. (Repeat).
Ross moves in with the boys; Phoebe dates a health inspector; Rachel plays hard to get for Danny, who's oblivious. Larry: Tim Bagley. Danny: George Newbern. (Repeat).
Sheldon hatches a plan to extend his lifespan when he realizes he won't be around to see the technology that will be able to download his consciousness into a robot. Steve Wozniak has a cameo. (Repeat).
Everyone worries for Sheldon, who begins searching for non-human companionship. (Repeat).
Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed; and Sheldon and Raj battle at work. (Repeat).
Sheldon meets Amy's mother and comes to the realization that he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes that everyone is in a relationship except for him. (Repeat).
Raj's sister visits and inadvertently causes trouble for the friends. (Repeat).
Howard baffles Sheldon when he won't accept his apology; and an FBI agent (Eliza Dushku) interviews the guys for Howard's security clearance. (Repeat).
A look at upcoming Major League Baseball postseason action, plus playoff highlights and discussion. (Live).
Philadelphia Phillies at Milwaukee Brewers. From American Family Field. (Live).
Studio discussions, game highlights and interviews following Major League Baseball's playoffs. (Live).
Alex leaves for college, but gives her parents false information about her move-in day so they can't make a big production out of it. Meanwhile, Luke tries to get out of helping Phil at his open house; and Mitch and Cam feel the stress of being landlords after deciding to rent out their upstairs unit, and the family's excuses for missing Lily's soccer game don't make their lives any easier. (Repea
Haley convinces her mom to let Dylan move in, on a temporary basis, with her dad's help, but Phil has second thoughts when he sees just what living together means. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets a consulting job with Jay's biggest rival; and Manny has a girl problem at school, but Gloria and Cameron are at odds over how he should handle it. (Repeat).
Claire has ideas for closets, but is apprehensive about pitching them to Jay and his creative team. Meanwhile, Phil creates a habitat for ducks while waiting for his eggs to hatch, though no one else shares his enthusiasm; Gloria and Manny help out with each other's crushes; and Cameron becomes overly friendly with the fraternity guys who are renting their upstairs unit. (Repeat).
Gloria's picked for jury duty and can't wait to practice her U.S. citizenship, but Jay isn't too happy to be helping out at Joe's preschool by himself. Meanwhile, Claire's plans for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" hit a snag; Phil participates in community service with Luke and Manny's class; and Mitchell and Cameron can't agree on a guest list for their party. (Repeat).
Luke gets arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cameron urges Gloria to market her family's hot sauce; Mitchell helps Jay with a video to go with his Titans of Industry award; Haley and Dylan run into Andy and Beth at the movies. (Repeat).
A conversation over a brunch of post-Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's turns to a fantastic house that Phil is helping to sell, but mayhem ensues when everyone decides to sneak in and have some fun on the same day. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria plan a surprise getaway to Miami for the entire Pritchett clan. (Repeat).
A group therapy session with the famous author of a self-help book about uncluttering one's emotional life draws different reactions from the Pritchetts, including Jay, who wants no part of it; while Mitch and Cam try to appear stable by not digging too deep; and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex discuss their problems with the opposite sex. (Repeat).
Claire and Phil make dinner plans with a couple they met on vacation whose only flaw is never offering to pay the bill. Meanwhile, Jay's irked by Gloria's idea to get together with a family with whom they seemingly have a lot in common; and Mitchell surprises Haley, Alex and Luke by cashing in a birthday coupon for a belated celebration, which turns into a tour of celebrity homes. (Repeat).
Phil visits Alex at college, which gives Claire a chance to coax the ducks into leaving the nest. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitchell when Lily has a sleepover with her dance troupe; and Gloria and Cameron are under pressure to meet a deadline for a hot-sauce delivery, and rely on Manny's meticulous planning to pull it off. (Repeat).
Claire wages war on clutter when she decides to get her house in order before taking over Jay's closet business, but Phil and Luke are afraid to throw anything out, and Alex gets emotional after finding Sanjay's sweatshirt. Meanwhile, Jay embraces his retirement with a high-flying hobby; and Gloria convinces Mitchell to teach her how to play golf so she can spend more time with Jay. (Repeat).
In the first half of this special two-part episode, Myra spies on Urkel's every move with her elaborate ""Stevie-Glasses-cam"". She is shocked to learn of his upcoming Saturday night date with Laura. When she tells Stefan about her rival's pending date with ""her Stevie,"" Stefan agrees to help rain on their parade. Meanwhile, Carl tries to control Eddie's trigger-happy finger during police traini
Urkel discovers that Myra has been spying on him, but he thinks she's really snapped her cap when she starts dressing like Laura. Meanwhile, Harriette (Judyann Elder) learns her wedding ring was originally intended for another. (Repeat).
Cousin Myrtle (Jaleel White) dukes it out in the boxing ring with Greta to win Eddie for her own; 3J longs to find his birth mother. Waitress: Tanika Ray. 3J: Orlando Brown. Greta: Tammy Townsend. Referee: Raf Mauro. (Repeat).
Laura reluctantly accompanies Urkel to a polka bash and actually has fun in his wacky world. Meanwhile, Eddie moves into an apartment and regrets giving Carl a standing invitation. Oskar: Milton James. Berta: Mary Pat Gleason. (Repeat).
Laura gets bad vibes from Maxine's slick new boyfriend (Kristoff St. John); Carl gets into a funk reflecting on a road not taken. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Conductor: Derek McGrath. Joe: Martin Grey. (Repeat).
Myrtle gets a makeover, drops her inhibitions, raises her hemlines and goes after Eddie with a vengeance. Ariana: Tasha Taylor. Myrtle/Steve: Jaleel White. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Harriette: Judyann Elder. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. (Repeat).
Meemaw's gambling room is a success, and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market. Also, Missy starts a business. (Repeat).
Sheldon copes with the death of a hero. Also, Missy wants to babysit, and Georgie struggles with his big secret. (Repeat).
George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life. Also, Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family. (Repeat).
Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy, and the whole family promises to keep it a secret. (Repeat).
As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother, and Sheldon is distracted by the family drama. (Repeat).
Sheldon struggles to cope with the first signs of puberty. Also, Mary and George Sr. hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border. (Repeat).
Chandler freaks out over the subject of marriage to Monica; Joey's girlfriend throws playful, but painful, punches; Ross alienates his new neighbors. Katie: Soleil Moon Frye. Steve: Willie Garson. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Phoebe finds a police badge; Joey has a romantic dream about Monica; Rachel helps Ross move his new couch. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Chandler and Monica celebrate their first anniversary; the gang goes to Vegas to visit Joey; Chandler finds out about Monica's lunch with Richard. Casino Boss: James Paradise. Croupier: Rick Pasqualone. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Conclusion. In Vegas, Monica and Chandler reconcile and literally roll the dice on whether to get married, while one couple actually do tie the knot. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Randall: Thomas Lennon. Croupier: Rick Pasqualone. (Repeat).