2024-09-17
Part 1 of two. Ross attends Lamaze classes; Joey dates Phoebe's twin; and Chandler has the hots for a co-worker he's supposed to fire. Jamie: Helen Hunt. Fran: Leila Kenzle. Nina: Jennifer Grant. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Monica and Rachel meet two cute doctors; Ross looks to Jack for fatherly advice; Phoebe confronts her twin about Joey. Jack: Elliot Gould. Admissions Woman: Alaina Reed Hall. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Chandler's not a very smooth operator when it comes to calling a woman he went out with; Rachel gets involved with her ex-fiancé. Mindy: Jennifer Grey. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Danielle: Lynn Clark. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
Ross quarrels with Susan in the delivery room as Carol prepares to give birth; Joey befriends a mother-to-be (Leah Remini). Dr. Franzblau: Jonathan Silverman. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. (Repeat).
Phoebe's secret husband shows up; Rachel tries to distract Ross from having sex with Julie (Lauren Tom). Duncan: Steve Zahn. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
A submariner (Charlie Sheen) surfaces to spend two weeks with Phoebe, who's come down with chicken pox; Joey plays the role of a data processor at Chandler's company. Richard: Tom Selleck. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Monica turns her attention from making jam to maybe making a baby; Phoebe befriends a guy who's stalking her twin sister. Malcolm: David Arquette. Monica: Courteney Cox. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to reunite; Chandler likes a woman (Sherilyn Fenn) associated with a shameful incident from Joey's past; Ross wants to spend more time with Rachel. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Leslie: E.G. Daily. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Leonard and Sheldon's apartment is robbed, so they create an elaborate security system with the help of their friends. (Repeat).
Newton had his apple. Sheldon has cheesecake. An impasse in his work leads Sheldon to get a job working with Penny at a restaurant known for that dessert. (Repeat).
Leonard is only allowed to bring one guest for his trip to the CERN science complex in Switzerland, and he's forced to choose between Sheldon and Penny. (Repeat).
Sheldon misses an opportunity to meet comics mogul Stan Lee, who appears in a cameo, when he has to go to traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny. (Repeat).
The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from "The Lord of the Rings" film, and the rare find threatens their friendship. (Repeat).
The friends try to help Sheldon overcome his fear of speaking in public. (Repeat).
Wil Wheaton returns and once again battles with Sheldon, this time in a bowling match; and Penny and Leonard have a fight that threatens their relationship. (Repeat).
Sheldon tells a lie to appease Penny and Leonard, who aren't speaking to each other, but then he gets caught. (Repeat).
The arrival of a famous physicist (Judy Greer), has Sheldon and Leonard competing for her attention. (Repeat).
Leonard tells Penny the story of how he met Sheldon. (Repeat).
In the third-season finale, Wolowitz and Koothrappali play matchmaker for Sheldon by setting up an online-dating profile for him. Meanwhile, Penny thinks that her relationship with Leonard has affected her ability to date "normal" men. (Repeat).
In the fourth-season opener, Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Fowler----his first date ever---and Penny finds herself accompanying them. (Repeat).
Francine gets mixed up with sophisticated, cheating housewives (voices include Molly Shannon and Paget Brewster) after they find her in an inadvertently compromising position with an art-gallery valet. Meanwhile, Stan becomes very attached to a tiny girly-dog named Fussy, and Hayley catches Steve and Klaus reading her diary. Voice of Bullock: Patrick Stewart. (Repeat).
Stan and Roger switch roles, with stay-at-home Stan drinking and watching TV all day while head-of-the-household Roger gets a job as a car salesman and makes the family decisions. Lt. Goldberg: Beau Bridges. Philip: Andy Richter. Officer Bays: Jason Lee. Bob Memari: Ron Livingston. Linda Memari: Megyn Price. (Repeat).
After a wild night in Atlantic City, Stan and Roger bond in a way that turns out to be most alien to Stan. It'll have repercussions with Francine. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley try to break up a couple so they can date them individually. Guest voices: Peter Scolari; Wendie Jo Sperber; Jennie Garth; Peter Facinelli. (Repeat).
Stan is concerned because Steve's a geek, so he feeds him steroids to pump him up. It works, but in an unexpected way. Also, Francine's upset because Hayley thinks her life is meaningless, so she gets a (very) quickie medical diploma, followed by a job offer she has a hard time refusing. Meanwhile, Roger takes up housekeeping chores and soon becomes a neatness freak. (Repeat).
Steve loses interest in his activities with Stan, who quickly dumps him for Barry, a kid who appreciates him. But Barry's very different when he's not taking his "vitamins." Meanwhile, Roger's beer-swilling skills come in handy when he wants to join a fraternity at Hayley's college. Voice of Evil Barry: Craig Ferguson. (Repeat).
Stan learns that Francine despises George Clooney and organizes a CIA-style mission for her to "seduce and destroy" the star while he's filming a movie in Prague. Back in Langley Falls, Roger starts a vineyard in the backyard, using foster children as workers. He's a stern taskmaster, to put it mildly. Kate Jackson has a voice cameo as herself. (Repeat).
Stan's determined to send a reluctant Steve to summer camp. The only one he finds is in Africa, and it's a refugee camp. Back in Langley Falls, Francine and Roger pretend to be a married couple at events around town, but they can't agree on their backstory. Makeva: Thandie Newton. (Repeat).
When Steve falls for an overweight girl, the appearance-obsessed Stan is so appalled by the way she looks that he becomes anorexic. Roger, however, falls for her, too, and attempts to sabotage her relationship with Steve. Guest voices include Lizzy Caplan and Patrick Stewart. (Repeat).
Stan loses his self-confidence after an auto salesman keeps getting him to buy cars he doesn't want, and he leaves the family in shame to find himself. Soon all are mired in poverty, but Steve finds a use for the cars. Meanwhile, a veteran police detective (voice of Beau Bridges) picks up an odd, if valuable, piece of evidence that turns out to be a hot poker. Other voices include Swoosie Kurtz, C
Stan wants to speak at the Republican National Convention, but the only GOP group that wants him to speak is the gay contingent. So Stan goes with the flow. Guest voices include "Queer as Folk" regulars Scott Lowell and Peter Paige, and Wilson Cruz (Logo's "Noah's Arc"). (Repeat).
All the way from Luxembourg, frisbee camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000. (Repeat).
Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday. (Repeat).
Jaleel White dons another persona, that of Urkel's hip-hop cousin, O.G.D., who makes a bad first impression on the Winslows. Singer Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott appears. Fresh Squeeze: Mongo Brownlee. (Repeat).
Christmastime finds Richie awaiting a visit from his mom (Telma Hopkins), and Urkel working as a sluggish gift wrapper at the mall. Willie: Marlon Chopper Young. Richie: Bryton McClure. Brian: Dee Jay Daniels. (Repeat).
Urkel apprentices as a teppanyaki chef at a Japanese restaurant and makes his cooking debut in front of Laura. Meanwhile, Carl bird-sits for the commissioner. Tanaka: Pat Morita. Geiss: Dick O'Neill. (Repeat).
Eddie wants to drop out of school to become a cop; and Urkel wants to drop Myra. Johnnie Cochran appears as himself. Myra: Michelle Thomas. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Phil: Jeff Doucette. (Repeat).
Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church. Also, Georgie is attracted to an older woman, Mandy. (Repeat).
Sheldon attends his first comic book convention; Mary tries selling makeup. (Repeat).
Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Also, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy. (Repeat).
Sheldon butts heads with Dr. Lee, a new scientist in the lab. Also, Mary is given a lotto ticket. (Repeat).
Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip. Also, Georgie continues to lie about his age. (Repeat).
Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, Paige. Also, George Sr. and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Ross searches for Marcel; Joey is attracted to an obsessed fan (Brooke Shields); Phoebe sings songs for kids. Rob: Chris Isaak. Zookeeper: Dan Castellaneta. Mr. Lipson: Fred Willard. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Ross learns Marcel is working on a movie, and the film's makeup artist seems to want Chandler; Monica and Rachel fight over Jean-Claude Van Damme, who appears as himself. Susie: Julia Roberts. (Repeat).
Ross's work hinders the evolution of his and Rachel's romance; Monica has eyes for an older opthalmologist (Tom Selleck); Joey and Chandler enjoy a big-screen TV. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Phoebe's upset by her brother's engagement to an older woman; Monica dates a computer-software mogul (Jon Favreau); Chandler tries to quit smoking. Frank Jr.: Giovanni Ribisi. Alice: Debra Jo Rupp. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).