2024-09-27
When Rachel's divorcing parents both show up for her birthday, her friends hold two separate parties to keep them apart. Sandra: Marlo Thomas. Leonard: Ron Leibman. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
A submariner (Charlie Sheen) surfaces to spend two weeks with Phoebe, who's come down with chicken pox; Joey plays the role of a data processor at Chandler's company. Richard: Tom Selleck. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Rachel's in her ex-fiancé's wedding; Chandler has a cyberspace romance; Monica and Richard think about their future. Richard: Tom Selleck. Mindy: Jana Marie Hupp. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
The guys' competition for a tenured professorship leads them to shamelessly schmooze committee members, including an HR manager who's had a run-in with Sheldon. (Repeat).
Amy tries to help Sheldon get over his compulsive desire for closure after one of his favorite TV shows is canceled before it reached a satisfying conclusion. Meanwhile, Raj uncovers a secret about the new woman in his life, Lucy. (Repeat).
Sheldon is positively charged with excitement when he hires Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of his favorite childhood TV program, to appear at his apartment. Later, Howard and Bernadette agree to dogsit Raj's pooch, but things don't go as planned. (Repeat).
The women's Vegas vacation is called off, so the men invite them to play Dungeons & Dragons, which has a most unusual effect on Amy and Sheldon. Meanwhile, Raj and Lucy's date goes less than perfectly. (Repeat).
In the Season 6 finale, Leonard is offered a fantastic job opportunity overseas, knocking Penny and Sheldon for a loop. (Repeat).
In the Season 7 premiere, Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend some time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend. (Repeat).
Leonard returns from his North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity. (Repeat).
Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the men and women. (Repeat).
Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles. (Repeat).
Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test. (Repeat).
Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career, meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard. (Repeat).
When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy, Bill Nye. (Repeat).
This week, the Jokers are raising hell at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture. At the end, one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment ... or is it? (New).
Sal and Murr are airing out their dirty laundry by sorting out the whites and colors of their relationship through past clips in our Couples Therapy Special with Casey Jost, our go-to unlicensed therapist. (New).
In an inspired bit of casting, Will Smith plays John Hancock, a disgraced, alcoholic superhero who gets a much-needed image makeover from an idealistic publicist (Jason Bateman). Peter Berg ("Friday Night Lights") directed this fast-paced action comedy. Charlize Theron, Eddie Marsan, Jae Head. (Repeat).
In this exciting comic-book adventure, Batman and Wonder Woman recruit superpowered individuals to defend humanity from an otherworldly threat called Steppenwolf. Together with their new allies—Cyborg, Aquaman and the Flash—they form the Justice League. (Repeat).
Phil stumbles into an exciting new career after dropping by Luke's college; while Claire deals with her dad, Jay, and the merger of Pritchett's Closets with a tech-savvy, hipper company. Meanwhile, Mitch's new high-profile case as an assistant district attorney is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (Repeat).
Haley can't seem to choose between her past and present relationships and is forced to make a decision. Meanwhile, Manny returns to college and dorm life while his girlfriend, Sherry, continues to stay at Jay and Gloria's, and might be overstaying her welcome. (Repeat).
It's an epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (Repeat).
Phil learns that his real-estate class will be cancelled if any additional students drop it. So, he turns on his powers of charm and flattery to keep one particular student, Paige, from leaving while Luke asks her out by inviting her over to dinner. Meanwhile, Jay may unknowingly be flirting with the mother of Joe's classmate and tries to set boundaries. (Repeat).
When Cam forgets the words to his favorite country song, he blames Mitch and decides he needs to reconnect with his roots and get a chicken. Meanwhile, when Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, it causes everyone to overcompensate and jeopardize her chances; and Haley and Dylan think it might be time they grew up a little. (Repeat).
Haley needs a little motherly advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Meanwhile, Jay and Cam's less than politically correct coaching style earns them a class on sensitivity from Manny and Phil; and Mitch runs into Phil's nemesis, Gil, at an unlikely place. (Repeat).
Dede's husband, Jerry, comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they really know what to do with, and Jay and Gloria feel sorry for Jerry and invite him to stay with them while he is in town. (Repeat).
Sheldon makes friends with an upperclassman who introduces him to a new field of science. Also, Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (Repeat).
A disappointing loss at the science fair sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (Repeat).
Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, and Mary and George disagree on how to handle the situation. (Repeat).
Mary bans Sheldon from reading a mature comic book, and Sheldon decides it's time to stop living under Mary's thumb. (Repeat).
When Sheldon is no longer academically challenged at Medford High, he audits a college class taught by Dr. John Sturgis. (Repeat).
A battle erupts between the Coopers and Sparks when the Sparks' new dog terrorizes Sheldon. (Repeat).
Janice tries to change Joey's opinion of her; Ross's sexual fantasy isn't kept between him and Rachel; Monica can't shake memories of Richard. Jack: Elliott Gould. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
Nobody seems to be getting the message when Ross demands that the group get ready for his black-tie benefit. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Monica turns her attention from making jam to maybe making a baby; Phoebe befriends a guy who's stalking her twin sister. Malcolm: David Arquette. Monica: Courteney Cox. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Chandler decides to make a real commitment to Janice; Phoebe poses as Joey's agent; Ross is troubled by Ben's toy. Mike Levey appears as himself. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).