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Nessa discreetly alerts Ed to a troubled gambler claiming to be wearing a bomb; Mary bristles at the exclusivity of an Everlast concert; a crisis of confidence strikes chef Gunther. Jerry: Salvator Xuereb. Luis: Guy Ecker. Natalie: Lisa Arturo. Gunther: Harry Groener. Alessandri: Kenny Gould. Hauptschein: Fred Saldone. Nessa: Marsha Thomason. Ed: James Caan. Danny: Josh Duhamel. (Repeat).

Counterfeit $100 bills flood the casino; Mary's father asks her forgiveness; an ex-con claims ownership of the Montecito; and the Marines recall Danny to deploy in 24 hours. Connell: Casey Sander. Palone: Dick Bakalyan. Kari: Elena Lyons. Larry McCoy: John Terry. Mary: Nikki Cox. Danny: Josh Duhamel. Mike: James Lesure. (Repeat).

In the second-season opener, Danny returns from his military assignment with baggage; a pair of clueless brothers have no identities; Sam and Delinda disagree on how to please morticians. Harry: Michael DeLuise. Tom: David DeLuise. Marcus: Bryan Callen. Leo: Eric Dane. Mitch: Mitch Longley. Danny: Josh Duhamel. Mary: Nikki Cox. Delinda: Molly Sims. (Repeat).

Murdoch's son Harry is visiting from boarding school when William and Julia are abducted by a nefarious, vengeful foe. (Repeat).

Worried about losing their jobs, factory workers ignore evidence of ground-water contamination---with deadly consequences. Rita: Marianne McAndrew. Drake: Philip Abbott. Burt Morgan: Rick Hurst. Jonathan: Michael Landon. (Repeat).

Jonathan and Mark help a minor-league baseball team that never wins and an elderly vendor, once a star in the black leagues, who's booted from the stadium. Tilley: Moses Gunn. Doc Brisby: Keenan Wynn. Jonathan: Michael Landon. D.W. Rogers: John Milford. (Repeat).

Dr. Rae and Peter are hot on the trail of some of America's rarest species; Peter helps care for a new litter of red wolf pups, the most endangered wolves in the world; Peter and Dr. Rae discover an extremely rare species of prairie-chicken in Texas. (Repeat).

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Wham invites his elementary school teacher and her class on a field trip to a wildlife sanctuary in Georgia; Hammer invites Zeus to his adopted hometown of Tampa to enlighten high-schoolers on the values of entrepreneurship; Hotshot and Cheese travel to Jet's hometown to support him while he's being honored. And TNT spends quality time with family in her adopted hometown of Charlotte, N.C. Craig R

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Sheinelle Jones leads us on an adventure around the globe to find the sweetest animal infants of the Fall. From baby pandas to hungry hatchlings, we'll discover what makes this season such a special time for the wild's newest generation. (Repeat).

Dylan Dryer leads us on a journey across the planet to find what lives in the coldest places in the world. From arctic foxes to snow leopards, we'll discover what survives and thrives in our planet's ice worlds. (Repeat).

Mistaken for bank robbers, Grandpa and Herman come home with the loot. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Grover: Maurice Manson. Fingers: Mousie Garner. Scotty: Jack Bernardi. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Teller: Audrey Swanson. (Repeat).

Herman takes dancing lessons to be a hit at Marilyn's prom. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Doc: Don Rickles. Miss Valentine: Joyce Jameson. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Eddie: Butch Patrick. (Repeat).

Lily tries to learn where Herman is during his absences from home. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Kempner: Ken Lynch. Mrs. Andrews: Doris Singleton. Mike: Herb Armstrong. Him: Mike Winkelman. (Repeat).

Lily retaliates when Herman gets home late from a party. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Baxter: Elliott Reid. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Calvin: Bryan O'Byrne. (Repeat).

Fran accepts a proposal from the guy who once dumped her. (Repeat).

Fran and Grace enter a mother-daughter pageant at the country club. (Repeat).

Abishola postpones taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone (including herself). Also, Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules. Also, Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge. (Repeat).

Frasier endorses a "sane" political candidate, who privately shares something spacey with him. Phil Patterson: Boyd Gaines. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Martin: John Mahoney. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. (Repeat).

Frasier falls for a businesswoman, and the lovebirds fly off to a tropical paradise, where trouble awaits. Part 1 of two. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Ettienne: Pierre Epstein. Mother: Kirsten Devere. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Lilith's unexpected appearance with her new beau disrupts Frasier's romantic excursion with Madeline (JoBeth Williams). Lilith: Bebe Neuwirth. Brian: James Morrison. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

Frasier wants Martin to bury the hatchet with a former friend (Lincoln Kilpatrick) who's been hospitalized. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. (Repeat).

When Frasier and Niles hire a plumber to fix the toilet, Niles recognizes him as a bully from his junior-high days. Danny: John C. McGinley. Billy: Mike Starr. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Martin: John Mahoney. Roz: Peri Gilpin. (Repeat).

Bulldog wants Roz to produce his show, but Frasier's convinced that the old dog just wants Roz, period. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Bulldog: Dan Butler. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Bruce: Garett Maggart. Ed: Ed Gallick. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Becky and Mark return to say good-bye, then fly the coop. Mark: Glenn Quinn. David: Johnny Galecki. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).

Dan and Roseanne look at Darlene in a new light after David (Johnny Galecki) spends the night. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).

Bev (Estelle Parsons) threatens to move to Lanford; and Jackie's got a new beau (Matt Roth). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet-16 party, then sends her off so the adults can enjoy the festivities. Molly: Danielle Harris. Ty: Wings Hauser. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Crystal: Natalie West. (Repeat).

On Halloween, the Conners all dress up in costumes and welcome guests into their "Castle of Terror." Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Disguised as a lumberjack for Halloween, Roseanne learns about machismo while befriending some braggarts. Pat: Guy Boyd. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Davey: James Pickens Jr. Andy: Robert Miranda. Crystal: Natalie West. (Repeat).

Roseanne and Dan's Halloween scare for neighbor Kathy (Meagen Fay) could backfire into a night of terror for the Conners. Booker: George Clooney. Jerry: Danton Stone. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Crystal: Natalie West. (Repeat).

Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home with the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future (Lee Arenberg, Mario Roccuzzo, Gary Bullock). Teenage Roseanne: Sara Rue. Teenage Dan: Abraham Benrubi. (Repeat).

Roseanne's Halloween pranks pale by comparison to what's in store for David, who dated another behind Darlene's back. David: Johnny Galecki. Sally: Miriam Parrish. Joel: Rob Elk. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

Leon hosts a Halloween soiree with a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Diana Ross: Jazzmun. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Kyle: Alec Mapa. Antonio: Bob Nickman. (Repeat).

When Roseanne consults a Ouija board on Halloween, a message from "the Dead" portends an unexpected event. Sarah Chalke and Ed McMahon have cameos. Jerry Garcia: Fred Asparagus. Bev: Estelle Parsons. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

From 1996: Edina and Patsy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley) are guests---with Roseanne and Jackie---at a soirée that becomes a "Rosemary's Baby" experience for Roseanne. Tina: Marlo Thomas. (Repeat).

A big winner (Jon Lovitz) returns to woo Nessa; an apparent beginner's lucrative bets attract attention; Danny finds a potential artifact on hotel property; a topless sunbathing area is opened. Lisa: Jolie Jenkins. Tyler: Andrew Reville. Dortch: Matt Winston. Snow: Spencer Garrett. Leo: Eric Dane. Crawford: Jon Curry. Stacy: Rachel Sterling. Nessa: Marsha Thomason. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. Ed: James C

Implicated in a murder, Ed disdains help from Mike and Danny, who've joined the girls to buy a house as a rental property. Siegel: Kurt Fuller. Tolliver: James Eckhouse. Heyman: Michael Cavanaugh. Gerhardt: Michael Hitchcock. Reiner: Adrian Neil. Valdivia: Frank Novak. Jillian: Cheryl Ladd. (Repeat).

Stolen lobsters and singer Michael Bublé's doing mime threaten to ruin a VIP reception; Delinda's childhood friend claims to be dying in order to have a final fling with her. Jay: Geoff Stults. Phelan: Wayne Pere. Big Willie: Dana Lee. Wendy: Carrie Southworth. Nelson: Benjamin Byron Davis. Katz: David Chisum. Delinda: Molly Sims. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. Nessa: Marsha Thomason. (Repeat).

A guest wants to lose to spite his ex-wife; a marine's widow leaves Danny holding a diaper bag; Delinda leads Mary and Nessa on a desert treasure hunt. Clint Black has a cameo. Bernard: George Hamilton. Connie: Kelsey Oldershaw. Katy: Libby Hudson. Stanley: Scott Damian. Harvey: Robert Munns. Delinda: Molly Sims. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. Nessa: Marsha Thomason. (Repeat).

Murdoch's son Harry is visiting from boarding school when William and Julia are abducted by a nefarious, vengeful foe. (Repeat).

A new play about a man who dies and speaks to God opens. Jonathan is now a priest while Mark is now the dresser for, Fred Fusco, the actor who plays the lead. Fusco's a little morose. But after the plays first performance, he changes; he claims that God was in the audience. People think that he is trying to generate some publicity for the fledgling play, including Jonathan. But nevertheless it see

The daughter of Mark's friends learns she was adopted, and sets out to find her biological mother---a quest that greatly upsets her adoptive mother. Wes: Barry Jenner. Carol: Linda G. Miller. Heather: Leslie Bega. Mark: Victor French. (Repeat).

Herman uses psychology to keep Eddie from running away. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Leo: Gene Blakely. Charlie: Michel Petit. Marilyn: Pat Priest. (Repeat).

Herman, the scuba diver, gets caught in the net of a Russian trawler. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Commissar: Val Avery. Valery: Leonard Yorr. Gregor: John Lawrence. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Marilyn: Pat Priest. (Repeat).

Jonathan refuses to let his wife take a job when their crop is destroyed. Andy: Patrick Laborteaux. Charles: Michael Landon. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Judge Picker: Eddie Quillan. Silas: Carl Pitti. (Repeat).

Jonathan refuses to let his wife take a job when their crop is destroyed. Andy: Patrick Laborteaux. Charles: Michael Landon. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Judge Picker: Eddie Quillan. Silas: Carl Pitti. (Repeat).

The Ingalls and Oleson families spend a day at the fair. Michael Landon, Karen Grassle. Oleson: Richard Bull. Cass: Dick De Coit. Patrick: Michael Morgan. Pickpocket: Dick Armstrong. Shell-Game Barker: Steve Eastin. Old Lady: Helen Hintz. (Repeat).

Adam Simms and his son Luke move into town. Adam falls in love with Miss Beadle, while Luke and Nellie Oleson fall for each other. After Miss Beadle talks to Nellie about love and marriage, Nellie and Luke decide to get married. (Repeat).

Monk thinks he knows who is behind a recent explosion of mail bombings around San Francisco. Now he just has to solve how the suspect committed the crimes while in a coma. (Repeat).

The arrogant proprietor (Gary Cole) of a failing skin magazine tries to force Monk to abandon his investigation of a publisher's murder by threatening to expose Sharona's past. Danny Bonaduce appears as himself. Bethany: Jennifer Lyons. Noelle: Lisa Thornhill. (Repeat).

Disher's suspicions about his mother's new husband inspire Monk and Sharona to pose as a couple to uncover why the newlyweds are honeymooning at a marriage-therapy clinic. Maria: Susan Kellerman. Dalton: Nestor Carbonell. Skinner: William Sanderson. Dr. Waterford: Jane Lynch. Sheriff Mathis: Jim Beaver. (Repeat).

Instead of competing against each other for a raise, Al and Griff blackmail their boss, who's using illegal workers to make shoes. Al: Ed O'Neill. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Gary: Janet Carroll. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her to sign a morals clause. Meanwhile, Al rides along---in uniform---when the TV show "Cops" follows Officer Dan (Dan Tullis Jr.). Mike: David Pressman. (Repeat).

With his Dodge sputtering, Al keeps vigil while his family feigns a search for the necessary fuel pump. Part 1 of two. Fisher: Rick Overton. Young Kelly: Hannah Swanson. Al's Dad: Cliff Bemis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new car, while Peg digs up the corpse to sell the engine. Cal: Gary Grubbs. Castro: Michael Sorich. Dr. Fisher: Rick Overton. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).

All Roseanne and Jackie need for their sandwich shop is a loan; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at Molly (Danielle Harris). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Bobeck: Tom Kopache. Carrie: Judith Hoag. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. (Repeat).

Bev's move to a seniors community leaves Roseanne feeling old; Nancy drops a bombshell about Marla (Morgan Fairchild). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jane: Terri Treas. Chuck: James Pickens Jr.. Ty: Wings Hauser. Nick: Doug Fieger. (Repeat).

Darlene thinks it's high time her parents trusted her, so Roseanne and Dan let her attend a rock concert with Molly (Danielle Harris). Charlotte: Mara Hobel. Ty: Wings Hauser. Sean: Randell Slavin. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).