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The Bundys go on a spending spree---with a credit card issued to Buck, the family dog. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Massey: Bill Erwin. (Repeat).

While Kelly gets lots of valentines and Marcy gets a trip to Hawaii, Peg waits for her gift---the words "I love you"---from Al. Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse. Ed O'Neill. April: Lihann Jones. (Repeat).

A grounded Kelly plots her escape to a rock concert, and the Bundy house is afflicted with termites. Termite Boss: Cliff Bemis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. First Customer: Teri Weigel. (Repeat).

Marcy lives to regret denting Steve's Mercedes, particularly when she learns she has less to live for. Amanda Bearse, David Garrison. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peg: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Doug gets sexy phone calls from a woman claiming to have spent a wild weekend with him and he can't get her to believe she has the wrong Doug Heffernan. Also, Spence and Danny vie for the attention of an attractive waitress. (Repeat).

Doug becomes a vegetarian after he hits and nearly kills a chicken with his truck. Carrie is supportive of Doug's new lifestyle until he tries to force it on her. At work, Carrie's boss gives her a thick novel to read so they can talk about it, but the book proves to be too boring for Carrie to get through. (Repeat).

Doug attends his 20th high-school reunion and teams up with a former bad boy (Adam Sandler), who is now the school's vice principal, to get revenge on their mean-spirited principal, who is still on the job. Back at home, Carrie and Arthur try to watch a movie together, but they can't agree on which one to see. (Repeat).

Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair. (Repeat).

Attending church prompts D.J. to ask about right and wrong, and Roseanne can't face him after scheming to profit from a deliveryman's error. Leon: Martin Mull. David: Johnny Galecki. Deliverymen: Pat Bullard, Mickey Robins, Rob Camilletti. (Repeat).

Bev's got a secret: how she broke her hip. Fred's got one, too, involving his and Jackie's future. Jake: Red Buttons. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Nurse: Louisa Abernathy. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).

Fred (Michael O'Keefe) pops the question to Jackie after watching her soaps and learning about romance. Robert S. Woods, Clint Ritchie and John Loprieno ("One Life to Live") appear. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

Doubt creates a roadblock on the road to marriage when Fred fears that Jackie is in love with another guy---namely Dan (John Goodman). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Bev: Estelle Parsons. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

Sylvester Stallone plays an ex-cohort of Ed's, whom Ed asks to help halt extortionists; the girls lobby host Joe Rogan for the chance to appear on "Fear Factor"; and Sam's new client skips out owing $100K. Nesterenko: Bradley Stryker. Maria: Anne Betancourt. Lola: Darlena Tejeiro. Sarasvati: Lakshmi Manchu. Polly: Monica Allgeier. Garret: Yorgo Constantine. (Repeat).

Danny's state-senator friend is blackmailed at the hotel; Ed suspects Sam is involved with drug dealers; and an actuary wants the thrill of one big bet. Cole: Steven Eckholdt. Clayman: Jere Burns. Shultz: Vincent Guastaferro. Justin: Marc Valera. Barnett: D.C. Douglas. J.J.: Nesa Kovacs. Mindy: Casey Weiant. Jamal: Allen Maldonado. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. Danny: Josh Duhamel. Ed: James Caan. (Repeat)

A high-tech "smart" 21 table fails to spot a card counter; Mary and Delinda help a woman whose husband is missing; and Tony Orlando and Don Knotts help Sam with a whale of a problem. Crissy: Heather Stephens. Grant: Robert Farrior. Adam: John Ross Bowie. Bobby: Rob Boltin. Mike: James Lesure. Nessa: Marsha Thomason. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. (Repeat).

During a surveillance-equipment convention, the Montecito is bugged while being evaluated for potential sale; Delinda's Amish cousin arrives to sample outside life; Sam deals with creepy clientele. Decker: Matthew Glave. Seth: Sean CW Johnson. Brunson: James McDaniel. Davis: Wolf Muser. Estefan: Victor Webster. Stern: Ken Weiler. Valet: Oliver Muirhead. Mike: James Lesure. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. Del

Violet Hart investigates when a protester dies at an event for Black people's rights. (Repeat).

A New York reporter struggling to write his Christmas Eve column discovers that miracles still can happen---even in the city. Michael Landon. Basinger: Richard Mulligan. Barney: Barney Martin. Senator Bourne: Dennis Howard. Clary Bourne: Lisa Richards. (Repeat).

When a major fire threatens a neighborhood, Jonathan and Mark (in the guise of priests) re-open an abandoned church as a shelter, and one of the people who take shelter there is a hustler also disguised as a priest who has found a briefcase containing $1 million and needs a place to hide from the hoods who lost it (Repeat).

The Munsters' problem is a gem: Eddie gave Marilyn a cursed emerald. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Fregosi: Paul Reed. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. (Repeat).

Herman tries to compete with Eddie's TV hero, Zombo (Louis Nye). Herman: Fred Gwynne. Director: Digby Wolfe. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Grandpa: Al Lewis. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Laura instantly senses that the new schoolmarm's brother is the man she will marry. Eliza Jane Wilder: Lucy Lee Flippin. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Charles: Michael Landon. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Mrs. Oleson: Katherine MacGregor. Nellie: Alison Arngrim. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Nellie avenges a dirty trick played on her by Laura (Melissa Gilbert). Michael Landon. Eliza: Lucy Lee Flippin. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Willie: Jonathan Gilbert. Almanzo: Dean Butler. Andy: Patrick Laborteaux. (Repeat).

A school assignment to research his family tree spurs Albert to ask the Ingalls to adopt him. (Repeat).

A stagecoach accident leaves only Mary to find help for the other injured passengers. Adam: Linwood Boomer. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Albert: Matthew Laborteaux. Mrs. Oleson: Katherine MacGregor. (Repeat).

When a cop claims to be having an affair with Stottlemeyer's wife, the captain punches him out---which lands him in anger-management class. Nicky Katt and Glenne Headly guest star. (Repeat).

Monk discovers that diamonds aren't forever after all when he and Natalie investigate the heist of some sparkling jewels. Along the way, they run afoul of a formidable bounty hunter, a clumsy British sleuth and a technical wizard. DJ Qualls guest stars. (Repeat).

Monk gets called for jury duty and is selected for a robbery trial. But detective duty also calls when he finds out a body has been dumped near the courthouse. Escobar: Carlos Gomez. (Repeat).

Problems for Kelly and Bud delay Al and Peggy's departure for the closing bash of their favorite hamburger joint. Christina Applegate, David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).

The Bundys vacation in Dumpwater, Fla., where an ax murderer (Vic Polizos) who hates tourists visits every five years. Part 1 of two. Roy: Charlie Dell. Delbert: Gary Grubbs. Sheriff: Richard Paul. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Peg (Katey Sagal) spoils the family's fun when she's kidnapped by the ax murderer (Vic Polizos). Roy: Charlie Dell. Delbert: Gary Grubbs. Sheriff: Richard Paul. Beany: Ian Patrick Williams. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Al is treated like a king by his wife and kids, who think he took a million dollars from Steve's bank. Steve: David Garrison. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

Crowded conditions in the Conner house have Dan itching to give Becky and Mark the boot, but Roseanne's news could mean more crowded conditions. Roseanne: Roseanne. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).

Dan's a wreck over Roseanne's pregnancy; and David's a wreck pretending he accepts Darlene seeing another guy. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

A jilted David tattles to Roseanne about Darlene's drug use, and Roseanne forbids her to return to school. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).

Dan, Fred and Mark indulge in a little "girl talk," and reveal more than they intended about their sex lives. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after they get marriage counseling from their priest and run into friends who recently had a child. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. In the series finale, Doug wants a divorce and refuses to attend Arthur's wedding to Ava St. Clair (Lainie Kazan), which doesn't go quite as planned anyway. Veronica: Anne Meara. (Repeat).

A couple faces surprises as they prepare to adopt a child. Unexpected events lead them to China, where they reconcile and discover they'll soon have two children.

Doug and Carrie Heffernan (Kevin James and Leah Remini) play a couple whose castle is invaded by Doug's father-in-law (Jerry Stiller), who comes to live with them. Sara Spooner: Lisa Rieffel. Richie: Larry Romano. (Repeat).

Frasier and Niles take an auto-repair class after being outdone by female grease monkeys; Martin trains Roz's new puppy. Randy: Dave Gruber Allen. Chelsea: Katherine Disque. Shirley: Pamela Dunlap. (Repeat).

Frasier and Niles try reviving the career of a has-been theater thespian (Derek Jacobi) best known for his role in a hokey sci-fi series; Martin becomes a tanning addict. Cecil: Patrick Macnee. Noel: Patrick Kerr. (Repeat).

An episode inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow's film "Sliding Doors" finds Frasier meeting a woman (Charlotte Ross) in two different scenarios on Valentine's Day. Mike: Jon Curry. Kenny: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).

A case of mistaken identity leads to Frasier dating Kenny's wife (Illeana Douglas); an eating binge discomfits Daphne. Kenny: Tom McGowan. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Martin: John Mahoney. Janis: Julie Dretzin. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

Fran thinks it would be a good idea to send Maggie to a collective farm in Israel for the holidays. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Fran: Fran Drescher. (Repeat).

Fran suspects that the guy she's dating (Burke Moses) may be involved in some shady business. Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).

Maxwell hires Fran to be the costume supervisor of a benefit production. Fashion designer Todd Oldham has a cameo. Fran: Fran Drescher. (Repeat).

Fran walks out after Maxwell insults her, and the search for her is interwoven with clips from previous episodes. Roger Clinton has a cameo. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. Val: Rachel Chagall. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).

A surprise visit by Booth's girlfriend, war correspondent Hannah Burley (Katheryn Winnick), forces Brennan to take another look at her relationship with Booth. Meanwhile, the team tries to identify a couple whose remains were found in a cave in a national park. (Repeat).

Brennan's whirlwind tutorial in pop culture gets put to the test when she and Booth investigate the remains of a 23-year-old man who was seen carousing the previous evening at a Jersey-shore nightclub. Meanwhile, Hannah hits it off with the Jeffersonian team; and Angela tries to keep a personal matter secret. (Repeat).

Abishola and Kemi take a directionless Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth. Also, Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency. (Repeat).

Jonathan and Mark (Victor French) tag along with an elderly street puppeteer who's also an angel---but doesn't know it. Stevie: Blake Soper. Janet: Carol Potter. Agnes: Nancy Priddy. Margaret: Miriam Byrd-Nethery. (Repeat).

A down-and-out pianist struggles to start a new life after a heart attack. Victor French, Michael Landon. Gabe: James Earl Jones. Pastor Ellie: Rosalind Cash. Vanessa: Akosua Busia. Doctor: Nathan Haas. (Repeat).

Lily fumes at finding letters Herman wrote---to another woman. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Clara: Joan Staley. Clyde: Chet Stratton. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. (Repeat).

Herman tries to get Eddie to play a musical instrument. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Gateman: John Carradine. (Repeat).

Nels Oleson recognizes the circus fat lady as the sister he was always ashamed of. Annabelle: Harriett Gibson. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. London: Ken Berry. Owen: Billy Barty. Christie: Wendy Schaal. Mrs. Oleson: Katherine MacGregor. (Repeat).

Mrs. Oleson threatens to have Reverend Alden dismissed if he marries a widowed parishioner. Anna Craig: Iris Korn. Charles: Michael Landon. Dean Harmon: William Schallert. Caroline: Karen Grassle. (Repeat).

Albert dreams he's an Indian chief's son, tapped to lead the surrounding tribes against Walnut Grove. Commander Kaiser: Phillip Carey. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Chief Sly Fox: Henry K. Bal. Chief Kilowatt: Frank de Kova. (Repeat).

Mr. Edwards is a success in the logging business until a crippling accident destroys his will to live. Grace Edwards: Bonnie Bartlett. Charles: Michael Landon. Alicia Edwards: Kyle Richards. (Repeat).

Monk dives into the world of fashion when he tracks down his favorite shirt inspector to find out why she hasn't been doing her job and discovers that her son is in jail for murdering a model. (Repeat).

Monk is blinded when an intruder at the local firehouse throws solvent in his face after killing a firefighter, but the detective's disability doesn't stop him from trying to solve the murder case. (Repeat).

The fastidious Monk deals with one of his most difficult assignments yet when San Francisco's sanitation workers go on strike and he is called in to investigate the suspicious suicide of the union boss. Chi McBride. Jimmy Cusack: Michael Shamus Wiles. Larry Cutler: David DeLuise. (Repeat).

Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered, despite threats by neighbors angered by Buck's "carnal trespassing." Pittman: Mitchell Greenberg. Buck (in dream): Derek McGrath. Peg: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. A beef with Steve sends Marcy out with Peggy and the girls to a male strip club. Zorro: Billy Hufsey. Wanda: Lisa Kahofer. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Construction Worker: Doug Donatelli. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Zorro shows up with the ring---on Al's doorstep. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Al's beef with the phone company has neighbors and family in an uproar when the Bundys' phone is cut off. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Everyone has a different interpretation of David's dream, including Becky, who thinks he's fantasizing about her. David: Johnny Galecki. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).

Leon hosts a Halloween soiree with a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Diana Ross: Jazzmun. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Kyle: Alec Mapa. Antonio: Bob Nickman. (Repeat).