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Albert dreams he's an Indian chief's son, tapped to lead the surrounding tribes against Walnut Grove. Commander Kaiser: Phillip Carey. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Chief Sly Fox: Henry K. Bal. Chief Kilowatt: Frank de Kova. (Repeat).

Mr. Edwards is a success in the logging business until a crippling accident destroys his will to live. Grace Edwards: Bonnie Bartlett. Charles: Michael Landon. Alicia Edwards: Kyle Richards. (Repeat).

Monk dives into the world of fashion when he tracks down his favorite shirt inspector to find out why she hasn't been doing her job and discovers that her son is in jail for murdering a model. (Repeat).

Monk is blinded when an intruder at the local firehouse throws solvent in his face after killing a firefighter, but the detective's disability doesn't stop him from trying to solve the murder case. (Repeat).

The fastidious Monk deals with one of his most difficult assignments yet when San Francisco's sanitation workers go on strike and he is called in to investigate the suspicious suicide of the union boss. Chi McBride. Jimmy Cusack: Michael Shamus Wiles. Larry Cutler: David DeLuise. (Repeat).

Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered, despite threats by neighbors angered by Buck's "carnal trespassing." Pittman: Mitchell Greenberg. Buck (in dream): Derek McGrath. Peg: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. A beef with Steve sends Marcy out with Peggy and the girls to a male strip club. Zorro: Billy Hufsey. Wanda: Lisa Kahofer. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Construction Worker: Doug Donatelli. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Zorro shows up with the ring---on Al's doorstep. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Al's beef with the phone company has neighbors and family in an uproar when the Bundys' phone is cut off. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Everyone has a different interpretation of David's dream, including Becky, who thinks he's fantasizing about her. David: Johnny Galecki. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).

Leon hosts a Halloween soiree with a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Diana Ross: Jazzmun. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Kyle: Alec Mapa. Antonio: Bob Nickman. (Repeat).

D.J. wants out of his job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene moving in with Jimmy (Danny Masterson). Stacy: Traci Lords. David: Johnny Galecki. George: Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Darlene: Sara Gibert. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Leon: Martin Mull. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).

An impromptu visit to Darlene's gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy (Danny Masterson) is all about. But, at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills in Roseanne's absence. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).

When Doug takes Carrie's dad (Jerry Stiller) out for the night, Carrie shows her appreciation in a very amorous way, which leads Doug to spend more time with Arthur. Debbie: Lesli Margherita. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).

After seeing photos of Carrie's stout mother, Doug worries that Carrie will gain weight as well, and tricks her into starting a diet. Doug: Kevin James. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Deacon: Victor Williams. Sara: Lisa Rieffel. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).

Doug learns a secret about Richie's wife (Michele Maika) after a disastrous dinner party. Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. Richie: Larry Romano. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Deacon: Victor Williams. (Repeat).

Doug is afraid he'll lose Carrie when her boss (Albie Selznick) drives her home in his Jaguar and gives her tickets to see a famous cellist. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Sara: Lisa Rieffel. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).

Hoop dreams: the brothers Crane attend a Sonics game, where Niles is picked to shoot a prize-winning basket during halftime. Martin: John Mahoney. Francine: Lisa K. Wyatt. Jean-Pierre: Philippe Durand. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

John Glenn portrays himself, thrust into a feud between Roz and Frasier over the direction of a documentary on space exploration. B.K.: Rob Moore. Ed: Tom Slovick. Kenny: Tom McGowan. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Martin: John Mahoney. (Repeat).

Martin hits it off with two women, and it's the rich one (Barbara Babcock) his sons scheme to hit up to bail out their bankrupt prep school. William: John Michael Higgins. Estelle: Damara Reilly. Reggie: Michael Canavan. Spencer: Charles Janasz. Martin: John Mahoney. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. (Repeat).

A Wine Club dispute uncorks a feud between Niles and Frasier, who breaks bylaws to host a radio talk show on his grasp of the grape. Frederica: Jennifer Coolidge. Endicott: Charles Cioffi. Gil: Edward Hibbert. Lance: David Norona. Kenny: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).

Although she craves change in her life, Fran can't cope when her mother announces she and Fran's father are breaking up. Nettie: Marilyn Cooper. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).

Fran is left friendless when Val gets a beau; C.C. splits with Maxwell. Composer Marvin Hamlisch has a cameo. Pauly: James DiStefano. Val: Rachel Chagall. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).

Fran goes way overboard in her Valentine to Maxwell, whom she thinks is her secret admirer. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Tommy: Michael Bacall. Jeff: Kane Picoy. Val: Rachel Chagall. (Repeat).

Fran discovers that her feet have grown, just when she's due to attend a reunion of foot models. Dr. Roberts: John Astin. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).

Brennan makes a deal with a celebrity professor (David Alan Grier) to be her new intern after he inquires about hosting his children's science show from the Jeffersonian. Meanwhile, a dismembered corpse is identified as a bounty hunter, and the team find they're not the only ones looking for a fugitive who is wanted for murder. (Repeat).

Hannah may be reminded of her war-correspondent days when she's assigned to a story in a dangerous part of town. Meanwhile, a skull found at a construction site is linked to a dancer's decision to switch from ballet to hip-hop. Stephen "tWitch" Boss ("So You Think You Can Dance") guest stars. (Repeat).

Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria. However, the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman. (Repeat).

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers. Also, Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola. (Repeat).

It's time for the prom, which means it's time for seniors to hope and pray they get the dates they want. Michael Landon. Danny: Mitchell Anderson. Melanie: Kimberly McArthur. Sammy: Joel Hoffman. Kate: Susan Savage. Richard: J. Eddie Peck. Mark: Victor French. (Repeat).

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Professors believe that Herman is the missing link. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Fagenspahen: Harvey Korman. Hansen: George Petrie. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Grandpa: Al Lewis. (Repeat).

Lily goes on a second honeymoon---with Herman's lookalike. Herman/Johann: Fred Gwynne. Frankenstein: John Abbott. Grandpa: Al Lewis. (Repeat).

A promoter tricks Garvey into playing the patsy in a wrestling match. Hart: Ray Walston. Garvey: Merlin Olsen. Milo Stavroupolis: Leo Gordon. Hans Mueller: John Robert Yates. Alice: Hersha Parady. Anna Stavroupolis: Nora Meerbaum. (Repeat).

Walnut Grove is mesmerized by a faith healer (James Olson). Charles: Michael Landon. Dobbs: Tom Rosqui. Reverend Alden: Dabbs Greer. Mrs. Oleson: Katherine MacGregor. Timothy: Joey Seifers. (Repeat).

Caroline's father, depressed by his wife's death, is urged to write stories as therapy. Charles: Michael Landon. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Albert: Matthew Laborteaux. (Repeat).

Gossipy Mrs. Oleson is Walnut Grove's hotel telephone operator. Harold: Royal Dano. Jonathan: Merlin Olsen. Bill Anderson: Sam Edwards. Charles: Michael Landon. Alice's Mother: Marie Denn. Alice: Hersha Parady. (Repeat).

Monk is extremely flattered when Hollywood star David Ruskin (Stanley Tucci) is chosen to play him in a movie and starts taking on his mannerisms. But Natalie is concerned that the actor is taking the role too seriously. Meanwhile, Monk investigates two murders that may be related. (Repeat).

After Julie's basketball coach is murdered, Monk acts as a replacement coach while he investigates the crime. (Repeat).

When Natalie pushes Monk to open his own detective agency, his first case seems a bore: a woman (Sharon Lawrence) who found a nasty note on her car wants Monk to track down its author. But as Monk probes further, he realizes there's more to the case. Jay Bennett: Frederick Weller. (Repeat).

Kelly gets her driver's license---on the same day that Al fails the test for his license renewal. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Steve agrees to become a Bundy for a family bowling match against Peg's high-school rival. Peg: Katey Sagal. Chuck: Bill Kalmenson. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

When Marcy and Steve (David Garrison) argue over Steve's refusal to shave his beard, he moves in with the Bundys. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills; Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love---by getting a tattoo. Brian: Kris Kamm. Jimmy: John Dennis Johnston. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student (Rae'Ven Larrymore-Kelly) in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own prejudices. Mr. Williams: Lewis Dix Jr. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Mrs. Simms: Lisa Banes. Marvin: Michael Traeger. (Repeat).

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners' when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) arrives with a new husband. Joe: Frank Smith. Protester: David Wells. Nurse: Joyce Guy. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).

Roseanne is in a dither over her upcoming medical test, which may require a difficult decision, one she believes is hers alone to make. Doctor: Tom Amandes. Andy (age 17): Brandi Brown. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

Dan takes the bull by the horns after he and Roseanne learn that DJ isn't performing at school. Meanwhile, Darlene seems genuinely impressed by David's dim-witted girlfriend. (Repeat).

Doug is uneasy when Arthur starts dating Doug's aunt (Brenda Vaccaro), especially when the relationship becomes intimate---in his basement. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Sara: Lisa Rieffel. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).

Carrie has her engagement ring cleaned and learns that it's valuable, and the jeweler (Robert Katims) offers to buy it for $12,000. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Richie: Larry Romano. (Repeat).

Doug helps a sportswriter (Ray Romano, as his "Everybody Loves Raymond" character) cheat on the driver's exam. Robert Barone: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Doug joins Carrie (Leah Remini) at a course on the Victorian novel, but can't get past the second page of "Jane Eyre." Mr. Gillard: Frantz Turner. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).

Daphne returns with unsettling news for Niles, whose subsequent therapy session with Frasier is interwoven with flashbacks. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

Rene Auberjonois returns as Frasier's mentor, a pensive shrink who's seen by the startled Crane in a "less than dignified light." Also: Daphne's convinced she's a psychic, and that feeling perturbs Niles. Dr. Morey: Fisher Stevens. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. (Repeat).

Jean Smart reprises her Emmy-winning role as a high-school prom queen, now a cynical divorcée, whose comely friend (Patricia Clarkson) strikes Frasier's fancy. Neil: J. Paul Boehmer. Kirby: Brian Klugman, Jack's nephew. Martin: John Mahoney. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

In desperation, Frasier cuts a deal with the teen he's tutoring: he'll get the dimwit a hot date for his prom if the lad buckles down. Lana: Jean Smart. Claire: Patricia Clarkson. Kirby: Brian Klugman. Maitre d': Christian Aubert. Roz: Peri Gilpin. (Repeat).

Elizabeth Taylor appears as herself on an episode in which Fran loses the Oscar winner's black-pearl necklace in a taxi. Cozette: Rosie O'Donnell. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).

Fran dates a superstitious hockey player to please sports fans Maxwell and Brighton---but winds up labeled a jinx. Mike: Anthony Addabbo. Ron Greschner: Himself. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).

Maxwell suffers a midlife crisis after Fran defeats him in a tennis match. Cameos by tennis star Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers. Fran: Fran Drescher. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).

Fran dates a cantor, who's lured by the bright lights of Broadway to appear in Maxwell's show. Burt Bacharach has a cameo. Gary: Philip Casnoff. Fran: Fran Drescher. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).

The proper burial of human remains from a slave ship leads to the discovery of a murder that may be tied to a boat that caters to romances between older women and younger men. Meanwhile, Sweets tries to keep his relationship with Daisy platonic; and Cam is surprised by a connection to the slave ship. (Repeat).

An eccentric candy mogul (Wayne Knight) is under suspicion when human remains are found in the world's largest chocolate bar, but the tale of how they got there is just as puzzling as the victim's mysterious life. Meanwhile, Cam is worried about Michelle's college choice; and Hodgins wants to throw a party to make Angela's pregnancy public. (Repeat).

When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him. Also, worried she's being too harsh, Bob goes behind Abishola's back to do something special for Dele.

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie. (Repeat).

A neighborhood turns hostile when a halfway house for the mentally disabled is established there. Michael Landon, Victor French. Sharon: Julie Fulton. Mrs. Lowell: K Callan. Pete Lowell: John LeMay. Peggy: Dianne Hull. (Repeat).

Joe Mason is a Vietnam Vet who is trying to get the VA to help him pay expensive dental work but because his condition is not related to his military service, he is denied. (Repeat).

Herman tries to be more of a pal to Eddie. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Eddie: Butch Patrick. (Repeat).

A con man makes certain that Herman's new car is a real steal. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Corbett: Rian Garrick. Grandpa: Al Lewis. (Repeat).

A hostile teenager steals Charles' watch. Michael Landon. Davenport: Malcolm Atterbury. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Virginia Davenport: Susan French. (Repeat).

The spoiled son of a farmer becomes a terror in Miss Wilder's classroom. Bartholomew: Tod Thompson. Charles: Michael Landon. Bart Slater: Sandy Ward. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Clarence: Alan Peterson. Albert: Matthew Laborteaux. (Repeat).

Charles and Caroline (Karen Grassle) renew old acquaintances at their 25th high-school reunion in Milwaukee. Dillon Hyde: Liam Sullivan. Amy Sawyer: Lynn Benesch. Arnie Cupps: James Gallery. Winthrop Morgan: Phillip Pine. (Repeat).

Three escaped convicts seek shelter in the school for the blind. Jake: James McIntire. Jed: Jonathan Banks. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Abel: Larry Golden. Mary: Melissa Sue Anderson. Kim: Toni Mele. (Repeat).

Monk's overworked therapist retires after the murder of his cleaning lady, which puts the defective detective in a tight spot. When he can't bear to find a replacement shrink, he works hard to solve the crime. Gordon Clapp, Tim Bagley. (Repeat).

A shock jock's wife is killed while the man is on the air, but that doesn't stop Monk from suspecting the radio personality of murder. Steven Weber and Heather Tom guest star. (Repeat).

Monk attends his 25-year college reunion, where he has fond memories of meeting Trudy, but he also has other business to attend to: keeping a former classmate from being murdered. Cynthia Stevenson guest stars. (Repeat).

There's new harmony in the Bundy house after Bud discovers a 21-year-old art student named Tiffany (Dawn Merrick). Sheila: Judy Kain. Fern: Lana Schwab. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Barney: Steve Susskind. (Repeat).

The Bundys' Christmas Eve is interrupted by a nontraditional visit from Santa, whose parachute fails to open over a shopping mall. Al: Ed O'Neill. Coroner: Mike Hagerty. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Nestor: Michael Faustino. (Repeat).

Steve buys two classic baseball cards with the money he obtained by selling Marcy's 20-year-old keepsake Barbie doll. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

Refusing to call an exterminator, Al wages a "personal" battle with a mouse. Steve: David Garrison. Peg: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

The Conners get an eyeful from their new neighbors---who enjoy walking naked in front of windows; and Darlene gets an earful from Mark, who fears David is getting too close to Becky (Sarah Chalke). Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

Everyone is sympathetic when Bev admits she's an alcoholic---but her presence on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Margaret: Romy Rosemont. Leon: Martin Mull. Sgt. Dixon: David Dunard. Policewoman: Carlease Burke. (Repeat).