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Chandler's novelist mother (Morgan Fairchild) visits---and hits on Ross; Phoebe and Monica fall for the same guy. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Phoebe has some bad news for Rachel about Paolo; Ross learns some of the results of his former wife's amniocentesis. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

When the Dunphys' neighbors find Claire's annual Halloween extravaganza inappropriate, Phil suggests having an open house for the holiday. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron host a costume party, but must also field questions from Lily about her birth mom; and Gloria's pregnancy intensifies her emotions. (Repeat).

A desire for time alone sends Mitch and Jay on separate retreats to the same resort, where they realize how much they actually have in common. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire find that life as empty nesters doesn't suit them; and Cam drops in on Gloria when he doesn't know what to do without Mitch. (Repeat).

In the Season 8 finale, Javier shows up for Manny's high-school graduation and takes him out for a wild night of celebration, but Jay must step in to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, the rest of the Pritchett clan get ready for Luke and Manny's big day. (Repeat).

In the ninth-season opener, the family go on a houseboat vacation at Jay's behest. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame; Cam is forced to stay out of the sun; and Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions. (Repeat).

Molly suspects the next-door neighbor is into something shady, so she and Joyce keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, the guys' poker game turns into a confessional as they reveal their dreams and aspirations. (Repeat).

Molly needs to toe the line when it comes to buying shoes, especially since Mike is now their sole support. (Repeat).

Disappointed with how her novel is coming along, Molly decides to take a breather, but must come up with a suitable way to pass the time. (Repeat).

Mr. Krabs takes an early retirement and sells the Krusty Krab to a fast-food conglomerate. But boredom soon sets in and Krabs finds himself back at his old restaurant looking for a job. Later, it's the saddest day of SpongeBob's life when he refrains from laughing for 24 hours after Squidward informs him that his "laugh box" is in danger of burning out from overuse. (Repeat).

Sandy's pet caterpillar is consumed by a "monster" butterfly; SpongeBob markets his colored crabcakes to the Krusty Krab's clientele. Voices include Tom Kenny, Clancy Brown and Carolyn Lawrence. (Repeat).

The Krusty Krew builds a boat for their penny-pinching captain; SpongeBob discovers a crazed castaway living in his walls. (Repeat).

Patrick suddenly becomes a genius after receiving a nasty blow to the head, but his high IQ makes him no longer interested in fun things. Later, Sandy's experiment goes awry when it melds SpongeBob and Squidward into one body, which makes working at the Krusty Krab quite the challenge and puts Squidward's big clarinet recital in jeopardy. (Repeat).

SpongeBob and Plankton needs to team up for survival while they are in an island of deadly monsters; SpongeBob tries to teach Patrick how to ride a bike. (Repeat).

A concert promoter has big plans for SpongeBob and Squidward, but Mr. Krabs wants to be their manager. (Repeat).

SpongeBob and Plankton form an alliance to recover the secret recipe for Krabby Patties, which has been stolen by the pirate Burger Beard. Their search eventually leads them to the real world, where they become superheroes in this charming adventure. (Repeat).

In this hilarious animated comedy, hotel owner Dracula is concerned that his half-human grandson Dennis isn't embracing his vampire heritage. He and his fellow ghouls put Dennis through a "monster-in-training" boot camp, but their efforts are complicated by the arrival of Dracula's dad, a traditionalist vampire named Vlad. (Repeat).

SpongeBob works the grill at the toughest joint in town; Karen looks after Spot while Plankton goes out of town. (Repeat).

Plankton becomes a ghost to steal the secret formula, but requires a few lessons from the Flying Dutchman; and when Mr. Krabs gets ready for a hot date, SpongeBob and Patrick give him a little more help than he needs. (Repeat).

While at Kamp Koral for a reunion, SpongeBob and the gang are stalked by a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows as campers start disappearing one by one! (Repeat).

Mr. Krabs takes an early retirement and sells the Krusty Krab to a fast-food conglomerate. But boredom soon sets in and Krabs finds himself back at his old restaurant looking for a job. Later, it's the saddest day of SpongeBob's life when he refrains from laughing for 24 hours after Squidward informs him that his "laugh box" is in danger of burning out from overuse. (Repeat).

Sandy's pet caterpillar is consumed by a "monster" butterfly; SpongeBob markets his colored crabcakes to the Krusty Krab's clientele. Voices include Tom Kenny, Clancy Brown and Carolyn Lawrence. (Repeat).

Patrick suddenly becomes a genius after receiving a nasty blow to the head, but his high IQ makes him no longer interested in fun things. Later, Sandy's experiment goes awry when it melds SpongeBob and Squidward into one body, which makes working at the Krusty Krab quite the challenge and puts Squidward's big clarinet recital in jeopardy. (Repeat).

A square yellow sponge lives in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. (Repeat).

SpongeBob and Pat mistake a prisoner ship for the boat to summer camp. Later, they become stranded in the wild after tagging along on one of Sandy's wilderness trips. (Repeat).

SpongeBob's new friend is a giant fluffy hamster, but no one other than SpongeBob can see him; Patrick wants to be a horse. (Repeat).

Mr. Krabs is accused of being a robot by his paranoid employees. Later, an abandoned clam is cared for by SpongeBob and Patrick, who did not realize how much work it would be. (Repeat).

SpongeBob tries to make it to boating school without getting dirty for picture day; Patrick is put to work to pay off his Krabby Patty tab; SpongeBob's parents are missing and the clues point to Spongebob's bully of a cousin, Blackjack. (Repeat).

Dressed as the intergalactic crew from their new favorite movie, Planet Protection Patrol, Lincoln and his friends are ready to trick or treat. But things take an eerie turn when people around Royal Woods start disappearing. (Repeat).

The crew of Krusty Krab goes to a concert to sell Krabby Patties in the stands. (Repeat).

SpongeBob and Patrick exchange tiny living versions of themselves; Plankton tells his grandma that he owns the Krusty Krab, but must keep the lie going when she comes to visit. (Repeat).

Chandler sees Rachel naked; Joey learns his father is having an affair; Phoebe dates a psychiatrist. Gloria: Brenda Vaccaro. Roger: Fisher Stevens. Joey Sr.: Robert Costanzo. Ronni: Lee Garlington. (Repeat).

Chandler has a blind date with an ex-girlfriend---whom he's broken up with twice before; the ladies light a "boyfriend bonfire"; Ross finds an unlikely Valentine's Day date. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Monica's miffed when Ross and Rachel's "reunion" upstages her engagement to Chandler, who dreads disappointing his future bride in the bedroom. Also, Phoebe campaigns to play at the wedding; and Joey auditions for the part of a teen. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving, Chandler begs for Joey's forgiveness about Kathy (Paget Brewster); Monica has eyes for Richard's son. Tim: Michael Vartan. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Monica meets "Work Chandler"; Ross gets together with Janice (Maggie Wheeler). Doug: Sam McMurray. Kara: Lise Simms. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Conclusion. A rainy trip to the tropics pits Monica against Mike in a ping-pong showdown, and puts Joey in line to break Rachel's heart and bust Ross in a very compromising position. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Mike: Paul Rudd. (Repeat).

Chandler and Monica plan big career moves, while Ross labors to hit it off with a date. Steve: Jon Lovitz. Celia: Melora Hardin. Ms. Tedlock: Fritzi Burr. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Ross attends Lamaze classes; Joey dates Phoebe's twin; and Chandler has the hots for a co-worker he's supposed to fire. Jamie: Helen Hunt. Fran: Leila Kenzle. Nina: Jennifer Grant. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Monica and Rachel meet two cute doctors; Ross looks to Jack for fatherly advice; Phoebe confronts her twin about Joey. Jack: Elliot Gould. Admissions Woman: Alaina Reed Hall. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Phil takes over Halloween from a reluctant Claire and turns the Dunphy house into "AwesomeLand." Meanwhile, Gloria chooses Princess Fiona and Shrek costumes for her and Jay, but he would rather go as Prince Charming—with a full head of hair. Elsewhere, Cameron can't keep up with the day's activities; and Mitchell delivers the closing argument in a big case, but the stenographer is dressed as a spi

Phil and Claire visit Alex at college and realize how self-sufficient she is. Meanwhile, Manny want to avoid a long, tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm; and Mitch may have accidentally accelerated a planned renovation. (Repeat).

Phil thinks he's going to have a day of bad luck after he doesn't complete his daily superstition, but Claire has no time for his silly notion. Meanwhile, Mitch believes Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation. (Repeat).

Jay's pal Shorty returns from Costa Rica and stays at Jay's house so they can reconnect, but he spends more time with Gloria than with Jay. Meanwhile, Alex wants to shed her good-girl image and prove to Claire that she's in a sexual relationship with Ben. (Repeat).

Mike and Molly move in with Peggy after an argument over money and pride forces them to leave Joyce's house. (Repeat).

Mike asks Carl to step in and take his place as Molly's partner at a dance class, but jealousy rears its head when Mike sees that his wife and best friend may be having too much fun. (Repeat).

Mike becomes concerned with Molly's state of mind, so he suggests she see a therapist and she begrudgingly agrees. (Repeat).

When Victoria brings around a new boyfriend, the family debates whether she's finally found Mr. Right. (Repeat).

A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Also, Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis. (Repeat).

Squidward gets a public-access TV show, and his friends are eager to join him on the air; Squidward attempts to sabotage SpongeBob's dance audition. (Repeat).

TV hero Apollo gets captured by his top enemy and asks Rubble to help him; the circus hippos escape after damaging a trapeze, so Paw Patrol search for the runaway animals. (Repeat).

The pups go snowboarding with Alex, who lands in danger after he acts like a daredevil; odd footprints are found in the snow, and rumors surface that they belong to a scary snow monster. (Repeat).

A Halloween party is held on an old ship, which a ghost captain mysteriously leads out to sea. (Repeat).

Everest gets trapped in a cave with Turbots and a space rock; Mayor Goodway goes missing, which leads Mayor Humdinger to cause havoc in Adventure Bay. (Repeat).

An ancient relic goes missing from Carlos' archeological dig, and Tracker and Skye must track down the creature that may have taken it; Mayor Humdinger pretends to break his toe in order to win a race. (Repeat).

The Kitty Catastrophe crew gets super powers, and now those little kittens are causing big problems all over town. It'll take the Mighty Pups and their Super Paws to stop them and restore order to Adventure Bay. (Repeat).

A rockslide traps a Bat Family inside their cave, so the PAW Patrol has to free them. The bats search for a new home leads to problems in town though. (Repeat).

Big Hairy's little brother falls into a hole and Tracker gets carried away by Big Hairy. Daring Danny tries extreme rock climbing with Ace Sorensen. (Repeat).

Ale the Alebrije asks Dora for her help. / On a super hot day, everyone wants a paleta. (Repeat).

Mayor Greatway commissions the pups to fix a dilapidated old manor for the town's Halloween party. The gang gets to work, but after some strange happenings, they start to suspect that the house might be haunted. (Repeat).

When a family of rabbits appears on the soccer field, Rubble and Crew utilize their construction abilities to create a new sport... Bunny ball. The puppies discover a new type of butterfly, which flutters away. (Repeat).

Moto Pups need to help the baddies from the Twisty Top Mesa; Chase gets trapped with the Ruff Ruff Pack in the dessert. (Repeat).

Rubble dreams that he has been taken aboard an alien spaceship. (Repeat).

The Pups must save Rocky and Humdinger from a runaway box fort; when Skye helps Traveling Travis search for Big Bill Island, the misguided explorer gets carried away by a really, really big bird. (Repeat).

Madame Hagfish casts an evil spell on the Krusty Krab; SpongeBob and Patrick look for a mythical drain at the bottom of the ocean. (Repeat).

Plankton turns to Patrick for help in creating a dumb slogan; Plankton searches for an anniversary gift for Karen, and he gets some help from SpongeBob. (Repeat).

SpongeBob and Patrick catch a horror flick, and then the film's bad guy appears to stalk them; SpongeBob conducts a séance in order to obtain an old recipe. (Repeat).

The Krusty Krew get lazy when their moms take over the Krusty Krab; Patrick's new pet rock catches the eye of a mischievous rock collector. (Repeat).

Patrick is thrilled to be offered a job as a sign-holder at Krusty Krab, but he has trouble wearing the required hat; SpongeBob and Patrick have fun in a new toy store, until they accidentally get locked in. (Repeat).

SpongeBob celebrates the anniversary of his friendship with Squidward, Squidward does not; Squidward's lack of talent lands him in a court ordered music class. (Repeat).

Patrick decides to take a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream. (Repeat).

Squidward's dream of becoming famous is burst like a bubble when his interpretive dance moves flop at the Krusty Krab's inaugural Talent Night. Later, SpongeBob tries to make Plankton feel like a winner. (Repeat).

Plankton and Man Ray join forces so they can rule the world; Plankton hires Squidward, who transforms the Chum Bucket into a thriving eatery. (Repeat).

A fed-up Squidward resorts to legal action to keep SpongeBob away; Plankton mistakenly swipes a piece of art instead of a Krabby Patty. (Repeat).

While at Kamp Koral for a reunion, SpongeBob and the gang are stalked by a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows as campers start disappearing one by one! (Repeat).