2024-06-28
Naomi's efforts to be voted Friendly Employee of the Month win her an obscene caller. Dorothy Lyman, Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Recently divorced Ellen finds relief from her grief in a new boy friend (Gary Hudson) she doesn't want her family to meet. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Imogene Coca plays Mama's cousin Gert, once a spirited woman whose time in an old-folks' home has mellowed her considerably. Alvin: Jack Gilford. (Repeat).
Naomi persuades her shaky-kneed husband (Ken Berry) to do his Fred Astaire imitation at the Bigger Jigger's amateur-night contest. Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
A back spasm floors Mama just before Vint and Naomi's guests arrive for a fancy dinner that Mama cooked but isn't invited to. Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
A demanding Mama is driving the family crazy because she can't drive and won't learn. Ellen: Betty White. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Vint: Ken Berry. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
The new housekeeper's magic powers work wonders for Blanche's love life and Rose's tomatoes, but they spell bad news when she is fired. Rue McClanahan, Betty White. Marguerite: Paula Kelly. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Rose has to deliver a eulogy in the Bahamas, which scares up many fears: Rose's of speaking, Dorothy's of flying, and Blanche's of being enclosed with bald men. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan. Stewardess: Elvia Allman. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from the hottest artists in 90s country music. (Repeat).
Roseanne holes up at Jackie's on a "spiritual odyssey" in front of the TV, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with. Roseanne/Ann Marie/Mary/Jeannie: Roseanne. Dan/Don/Mr. Grant/Maj. Nelson: John Goodman. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).
The Conners feel like the Duke and Duchess of Good Fortune after winning the lottery. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach appear as themselves. Mr. Russo: Jon Polito. Bob: John McConnell. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. (Repeat).
Hugh Hefner appears in Roseanne's daydream of a seductive photo shoot. Jerry Springer also appears as himself. Avalon: Bob Rubin. Leonard: C.D. Labove. Emcee: Johnny Dark. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa. Carol: Moon Zappa. Todd Oldham: Himself. Christy: Christy Martin. Yama: Ahmet Zappa. Jill: Colleen Camp. Make-up Artist: Tammy Faye Messner. (Repeat).
Molly hears upsetting news at work and it steals away her Christmas spirit. (Repeat).
Carl faces his fear of commitment when his relationship with Christina takes a serious turn. (Repeat).
Molly and her mother turn to Mike for help when Victoria is arrested for a number of driving violations. (Repeat).
Vince hits the roof when he learns that Joyce is planning a dinner date with an ex-boyfriend. (Repeat).
Mike feels like a stupid cupid when he realizes he forgot to make Valentine's Day dinner plans with Molly, but has no reservations about horning in on Carl's romantic evening of wining and dining his new girlfriend, Christina. (Repeat).
Molly discovers that Mike hasn't had a birthday party since he was 9 years old, so she sets out to rectify that by throwing him a big surprise bash. Meanwhile, Samuel gives online dating a whirl. (Repeat).
When Molly suggests that she and Mike write their own wedding vows, he finds it hard to swallow, until Carl provides him with some food for thought and tells him to just pretend he's describing his favorite meal—lasagna. (Repeat).
Peggy goes on vacation and leaves Mike and Molly in charge of her dog, claiming that it's good practice for when they have children. (Repeat).
Doug buys an ice-cream truck with his and Carrie's tax refund. Carrie is furious, but Doug thinks it's a great way to make money---until he meets the competition. Also, Carrie pretends to be a mom in a model home and starts enjoying her fake family too much. (Repeat).
Doug gets sexy phone calls from a woman claiming to have spent a wild weekend with him and he can't get her to believe she has the wrong Doug Heffernan. Also, Spence and Danny vie for the attention of an attractive waitress. (Repeat).
Doug becomes supervisor when O'Boyle checks into a rehab center, and Doug promptly messes everything up; Carrie gets jealous when a coworker is promoted after confronting their boss about the chintzy bonus he gave them. (Repeat).
Doug inadvertently scares Deacon's son, Major, so badly that the boy refuses to be around him. Meanwhile, Arthur starts a business employing senior citizens who ride along with lone drivers so they can use car-pool lanes. (Repeat).
Doug adopts a dog from a neighbor to prove that he and Carrie are good people after they aren't invited to a neighborhood block party. Unfortunately, Doug turns the dog into a lazy slob and then tries to get rid of him. Also, Arthur attempts to help Danny kick a gambling problem, but Arthur ends up getting hooked himself. (Repeat).
Arthur asks Doug and Carrie to pay for braces after Major draws a picture of him with crooked teeth; and Kelly hires Spence to be a houseboy after he loses his job. (Repeat).
Carrie is upset when she learns that Deacon and Kelly bought a vacation house. She believes they were able to afford it because they're cheap and freeload off of her and Doug. Elsewhere, Arthur gives job-hunting tips to Spence. (Repeat).
Doug becomes a vegetarian after he hits and nearly kills a chicken with his truck. Carrie is supportive of Doug's new lifestyle until he tries to force it on her. At work, Carrie's boss gives her a thick novel to read so they can talk about it, but the book proves to be too boring for Carrie to get through. (Repeat).
Jack Black earned a Golden Globe nomination for his inspired performance in Richard Linklater's whimsical comedy. He plays a manic slacker-turned-substitute teacher who transforms his sheltered private-school pupils into a full-fledged rock band. (Repeat).
Pals Rick (Owen Wilson) and Fred are granted permission to take a week off of marriage, only to realize that the reality of single life is less appealing after bumbling in their efforts to become lotharios in this delightfully naughty marriage comedy. Later, when their wives decide to follow suit, things really get interesting. (Repeat).