2024-09-27
Jake signs Reba up to be in his school's beauty pageant for grandmothers. When Barbra Jean hears about it, she wants to be a contestant, too, and her entry gets Reba's competitive juices flowing. (Repeat).
Dolly Parton guest stars as a real-estate agent who shocks Reba when she stops by to conduct an impromptu interview, then hires her on the spot. Moments later, Reba's new boss surprises her a second time when she sells a house to Cheyenne and Van without even showing them the property. (Repeat).
After Kyra gets her driver's license, Reba decides she needs to keep an eye on her, so she buys her a camera phone with a tracking device. Later, Reba gets angry when she finds out that Kyra's car is parked in front of a bar. (Repeat).
Brock wants to spend more time with Jake and decides to become a kids' football coach. But his plan backfires when it appears Jake isn't good enough to make the team. Barbra Jean says she'll train him, but Van takes over after he overcomes his latent father-son issues. (Repeat).
Reba hires Van to be her assistant, but she quickly gets jealous and fires him after he charms a pair of her clients into buying a house, and then suggests that he and Reba should be partners. (Repeat).
Reba thinks that Van has a drinking problem and forces him to go to support-group meetings. Also, Kyra's band gets a gig playing for U.S. troops who are leaving for Iraq. (Repeat).
Cheyenne takes up smoking and uses medication that causes nausea when mixed with alcohol to help her stop drinking, but Reba accidentally takes one of the pills on the day she and Van host a party for real-estate clients. (Repeat).
Barbra Jean finds Reba a date, but the family isn't happy with her new social life because they get stuck with her household responsibilities while she spends time out on the town. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from the hottest artists in 90s country music. (Repeat).
Darlene (Sara Gilbert) turns down a lucrative job offer that would pay her more than both her parents earn. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Mark: Glenn Quinn. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
Becky (Lecy Goranson) is down in the dumps about her life, but Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for making changes. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures; Bev regales Becky and Darlene with colorful stories about their mother; and Dan and his pals play poker with Leon and Scott. (Repeat).
Dan weighs the options of giving up his boring garage job for a construction project with his pals (James Pickens Jr., John McConnell). Meanwhile, Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) surfs the Internet---and becomes addicted. (Repeat).
The family goes wild with plans to travel to Disney World when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the garage. Stewart: Bob Fuller. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Becky: Sarah Chalke. (Repeat).
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of Disney World in Florida. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Mike's captain sets him up with a pair of choice seats to a basketball game, but the ducats come with a price as the top cop wants Mike to set him up on a date with Mike's mom. (Repeat).
Molly feels that the house is becoming too crowded with stuff, so she decides to hold a yard sale, while Mike and the guys take Carl fishing to help him get over his breakup with Christina. (Repeat).
Molly believes she's off the hook for Thanksgiving dinner when Mike takes ill, but her relief is short-lived when Vince invites his brother to the house for a home-cooked holiday feast. (Repeat).
Oh, baby. Mike is concerned when, after weeks of trying, Molly is still not pregnant, so he seeks advice from Carl and Samuel. (Repeat).
With Molly's encouragement, Mike decides to take a shot at becoming a detective, but the stress of readying for the exam begins to impact their relationship. (Repeat).
While Mike's giving out the ho-ho-hos as Santa, Molly's doling out their dough-dough-dough for holiday gifts, and he's getting a bit (hum)bugged about her spending. Later, their festive celebration at home is interrupted when they get corralled by Mike's mother and his boss into spending Christmas Eve at church with them. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie try to get Deacon and Kelly to buy the house next door to them, but a couple with eight kids move in instead. Elsewhere, Danny and Spence become rivals when they try to woo an Albanian beauty. (Repeat).
Doug is thrilled when he gets sexy e-mails from a fan who heard him singing karaoke at a club, but his excitement turns to fear when the stalker becomes threatening. Doug's greatest fear, however, is that Carrie will find out about his adoring admirer. Angela: Mindy Spence. Ron: Jim Turner. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. (Repeat).
Doug invites Ray Barone (Ray Romano) to crash at his house while both of their wives are out of town and the two go clubbing. Meanwhile, Carrie goes with Arthur to visit her mother's grave in New Jersey for the first time and is shocked when she reads the tombstone. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday. Father McDaniel: Nick Bakay. (Repeat).
To persuade Carrie to have a baby, Doug borrows an infant whom Danny is supposed to be taking care of to show Carrie what a good father he would be. Elsewhere, Arthur wants a coffee-shop manager to name him Customer of the Month, even though he rarely buys anything. (Repeat).
Doug discovers that his mom is a great poker player so he persuades her to enter a high-stakes game; Spence tries to help Carrie lose her accent so she'll have a better chance of getting a promotion. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. (Repeat).
Christy gets preoccupied with a new boyfriend, putting the relationship before friends and family and leaving Bonnie to pick up the slack. Octavia Spencer guest stars. (Repeat).
Christy organizes a baby shower for Violet, who's nervous about becoming a mother. Elsewhere, Bonnie lands a life-coaching client. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie help Regina tie up loose ends before dropping her off at prison. Meanwhile, Alvin spends the day getting to know his grandkids. (Repeat).
Violet finds the perfect couple to adopt her baby, so Christy and Bonnie try to make sure everything goes smoothly. (Repeat).
Reba decides to copy the business strategy of her competitor, but Van predicts she won't follow through, so he takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Barbra Jean makes friends with a roadside-service provider. (Repeat).
Van no longer believes in God, but Reba tries---and fails---to talk some sense into him. She then asks her church's new minister (Patrick Fabian) for help, and the handsome pastor ends up taking an interest in her. (Repeat).
The Harts offer to take in a couple who lost their home to Hurricane Katrina and later learn that there are 18 people in their displaced family. Meanwhile, Barbra Jean turns her house into a shelter for lost pets, which annoys dog-hating Brock. (Repeat).
Reba has plans for a fright-filled Halloween, but is disappointed to learn that her family isn't interested. Meanwhile, Van gets jealous of Cheyenne's AA sponsor (Andrew Walker). (Repeat).
When Barbra Jean develops a food addiction and gains some weight, Cheyenne confronts her and suggests that she and Reba go on a diet with her. (Repeat).
Cheyenne's family learns she no longer wants to become a dentist and has instead decided to give makeovers to women at a senior center. Meanwhile, Barbra Jean tries to get selected for jury duty, but her plan backfires when she annoys the judge. (Repeat).
Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor, while Rose and Dorothy do battle with the bathroom plumbing. Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. Lou: Alan Blumenfeld. Plumber: Terry Wills. (Repeat).
Blanche's professor (Jerry Hardin) makes a pass, and makes it clear that unless she obliges, she'll never pass the course. Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty. Dean Tucker: James Staley. (Repeat).