2024-09-25
Mama goes job hunting after deciding "there must be more to life than sitting around watching 'Days of Our Lives' and waiting for the rinse cycle." Vicki Lawrence. Vogelman: John Sylvester White. Clerk: Mina Kolb. (Repeat).
Vint sets a later curfew for Buzz than for Sonja for the dance. Ken Berry, Eric Brown, Karin Argoud. Michael: Steve Nevil. (Repeat).
Mama's family burns when she goes out on a date with an old flame of 40 years before. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry, Harvey Korman. (Repeat).
Mama burns a hole in the dress Fran is planning to wear to a writers' dinner. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. (Repeat).
Claude, having come up with another hair brained scheme, tells Vint that he has a good deal, and Vint could make $1600 (and Claude will make $400 for a finders fee). The plan is for Vint to marry a girl from Portugal who needs her green card to stay in the country. The Family finds out accidently, when Mr. Costa and Zenada drop by for an unannounced visit. It seems Zenada will have to stay with th
A taped lecture on positive thinking transforms Eunice into a warm and radiant woman. Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman. Sally: Gloria De Haven. Bob: Robin Bach. (Repeat).
Vint pawns Mama's treasured silverware to bail Claude out of jail. Ken Berry, Vicki Lawrence, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Mama expects to serve as technical advisor for a '40s-style dance at the high-school gym, until the kids opt for punk instead. Rue McClanahan, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from the hottest artists in 90s country music. (Repeat).
A boisterous baby shower and the return of Lecy Goranson as Becky cap an episode in which the Conners ready for another child. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. Sol: Shecky Greene. Rabbi: Bob Nickman. Cathy: Cathy Ladman. Carrie: Carrie Snow. Josh: Matthew David Ness. (Repeat).
When Roseanne consults a Ouija board on Halloween, a message from "the Dead" portends an unexpected event. Sarah Chalke and Ed McMahon have cameos. Jerry Garcia: Fred Asparagus. Bev: Estelle Parsons. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
A TV-series spoof (shot in black-and-white) finds the Conners coping with 1950s-style tribulations. Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan a businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie the wacky neighbor. Rebecca: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).
Mike feels like a stupid cupid when he realizes he forgot to make Valentine's Day dinner plans with Molly, but has no reservations about horning in on Carl's romantic evening of wining and dining his new girlfriend, Christina. (Repeat).
Molly discovers that Mike hasn't had a birthday party since he was 9 years old, so she sets out to rectify that by throwing him a big surprise bash. Meanwhile, Samuel gives online dating a whirl. (Repeat).
When Molly suggests that she and Mike write their own wedding vows, he finds it hard to swallow, until Carl provides him with some food for thought and tells him to just pretend he's describing his favorite meal—lasagna. (Repeat).
Peggy goes on vacation and leaves Mike and Molly in charge of her dog, claiming that it's good practice for when they have children. (Repeat).
Mike and Molly lose the venue for their wedding ceremony after Molly's blunt manner leaves a priest hot under the collar. (Repeat).
Molly goes in for a final wedding-dress fitting three weeks before the big day and finds that her gown is too tight. (Repeat).
Carrie convinces Holly that she needs her help with her office makeover just so she can use Holly's van for the supplies. Meanwhile, Doug is frightened by an intimidating waitress who wants to fight him when he calls her a name. Deacon: Victor Williams. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug, Carrie and Arthur are each stranded in different locations during a snowstorm. Doug is invited to wait out the storm with a Japanese couple, until he starts giving them advice. Meanwhile, Carrie finds shelter in a church and Arthur is forced to stay with Holly, much to her dismay since she has a date coming over. Carmen: Yvonne De La Rosa. Owen: Michael Worth. Father McDaniel: Nick Bakay. (R
Carrie entertains a female client at a Mets game and invites Doug along, but she soon regrets it after he has a run-in with the woman; Arthur hosts a dinner party, but he's upstaged by Holly's gay uncle (Hal Linden). Joyce: Concetta Tomei. Sylvia: Amy Stiller. Barksdale: Gerry Black. (Repeat).
In order to get a plasma TV, Doug has to trick Carrie into attending a weekend getaway at a ski resort, where they must listen to sales pitches for time-shares. Spence and Danny also attend, posing as a gay couple. Anna: Kerry O'Malley. Steve: Rob Boltin. Tammy: Michelle Nordin. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie buy a deceased neighbor's house, believing they can sell it quickly for a huge profit. Meanwhile, Arthur agrees to participate in a drug trial, but is afraid of possible side effects, so he slips the medication into Veronica's coffee each day to see what happens to her. Veronica: Anne Meara. Himself: Lou Ferrigno. (Repeat).
Doug persuades Carrie to take a pole-dancing class. But after he sets up a pole in their bedroom, he's horrified at her lack of talent. When Arthur learns what Carrie is doing, he feels that her stripper behavior is a direct result of his lack of parenting over the years, so he tries to make it up to her by spending more time with her. Carrie's not exactly thrilled. Ed: Hayes MacArthur. Anne-Marie
Christy squares off against Luke's conservative parents over Violet's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Bonnie will do anything not to let menopause get the best of her. (Repeat).
A nerve-rattled Christy anticipates going on a romantic weekend getaway with Adam (Justin Long). Elsewhere, Gabriel's wife believes he's cheating, so she reaches out to Christy for help. (Repeat).
Bonnie loses her job and struggles to piece her life together, sparking Christy to give her a helping hand. (Repeat).
Christy realizes life is easier with Bonnie in the house, but she has trouble accepting that fact. Meanwhile, Baxter sets up camp in the driveway. (Repeat).
Age is the issue when Rose's dynamic mother (Jeanette Nolan) makes the others look like old fogies, and Blanche dates a young hunk (Charles Hill). Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty, Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack and the girls nervously await the paramedics, who are delayed by a storm. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. Dr. Rose: Ronald Hunter. (Repeat).
The return of Dorothy's ex (Herbert Edelman) fans an old flame that somehow managed to survive their bitter divorce. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Chrissy: Simone Griffeth. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Dorothy's wealthy sister (Doris Belack) arrives with a proposal that's hard to refuse: she wants Sophia to live with her in California. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Rose's interest in a very small man (Brent Collins) is completely reciprocated, so her only hangup is more a difference in altitude than attitude. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur. Edgar: Billy Barty. (Repeat).
Dorothy is thrilled over her new man (Alex Rocco) who happens to be married. Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
Naomi's ex-husband (Jerry Reed) pops up after a long absence, determined to take Naomi back to Florida with him. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Betty White. (Repeat).
Ellen is being honored as Woman of the Year at the Raytown Country Club banquet, but to her dismay, her family is invited to attend. Mayor: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).