2024-09-26
Molly goes in for a final wedding-dress fitting three weeks before the big day and finds that her gown is too tight. (Repeat).
Carrie convinces Holly that she needs her help with her office makeover just so she can use Holly's van for the supplies. Meanwhile, Doug is frightened by an intimidating waitress who wants to fight him when he calls her a name. Deacon: Victor Williams. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug, Carrie and Arthur are each stranded in different locations during a snowstorm. Doug is invited to wait out the storm with a Japanese couple, until he starts giving them advice. Meanwhile, Carrie finds shelter in a church and Arthur is forced to stay with Holly, much to her dismay since she has a date coming over. Carmen: Yvonne De La Rosa. Owen: Michael Worth. Father McDaniel: Nick Bakay. (R
Carrie entertains a female client at a Mets game and invites Doug along, but she soon regrets it after he has a run-in with the woman; Arthur hosts a dinner party, but he's upstaged by Holly's gay uncle (Hal Linden). Joyce: Concetta Tomei. Sylvia: Amy Stiller. Barksdale: Gerry Black. (Repeat).
In order to get a plasma TV, Doug has to trick Carrie into attending a weekend getaway at a ski resort, where they must listen to sales pitches for time-shares. Spence and Danny also attend, posing as a gay couple. Anna: Kerry O'Malley. Steve: Rob Boltin. Tammy: Michelle Nordin. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie buy a deceased neighbor's house, believing they can sell it quickly for a huge profit. Meanwhile, Arthur agrees to participate in a drug trial, but is afraid of possible side effects, so he slips the medication into Veronica's coffee each day to see what happens to her. Veronica: Anne Meara. Himself: Lou Ferrigno. (Repeat).
Doug persuades Carrie to take a pole-dancing class. But after he sets up a pole in their bedroom, he's horrified at her lack of talent. When Arthur learns what Carrie is doing, he feels that her stripper behavior is a direct result of his lack of parenting over the years, so he tries to make it up to her by spending more time with her. Carrie's not exactly thrilled. Ed: Hayes MacArthur. Anne-Marie
Christy squares off against Luke's conservative parents over Violet's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Bonnie will do anything not to let menopause get the best of her. (Repeat).
A nerve-rattled Christy anticipates going on a romantic weekend getaway with Adam (Justin Long). Elsewhere, Gabriel's wife believes he's cheating, so she reaches out to Christy for help. (Repeat).
Bonnie loses her job and struggles to piece her life together, sparking Christy to give her a helping hand. (Repeat).
Christy realizes life is easier with Bonnie in the house, but she has trouble accepting that fact. Meanwhile, Baxter sets up camp in the driveway. (Repeat).
Age is the issue when Rose's dynamic mother (Jeanette Nolan) makes the others look like old fogies, and Blanche dates a young hunk (Charles Hill). Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty, Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack and the girls nervously await the paramedics, who are delayed by a storm. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. Dr. Rose: Ronald Hunter. (Repeat).
The return of Dorothy's ex (Herbert Edelman) fans an old flame that somehow managed to survive their bitter divorce. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Chrissy: Simone Griffeth. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Dorothy's wealthy sister (Doris Belack) arrives with a proposal that's hard to refuse: she wants Sophia to live with her in California. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Rose's interest in a very small man (Brent Collins) is completely reciprocated, so her only hangup is more a difference in altitude than attitude. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur. Edgar: Billy Barty. (Repeat).
Dorothy is thrilled over her new man (Alex Rocco) who happens to be married. Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
Naomi's ex-husband (Jerry Reed) pops up after a long absence, determined to take Naomi back to Florida with him. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Betty White. (Repeat).
Ellen is being honored as Woman of the Year at the Raytown Country Club banquet, but to her dismay, her family is invited to attend. Mayor: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
Ailing Naomi shows every sign that the stork is on the way---to an uncertain reception in a nest already full. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Doctor: Don Keller. (Repeat).
Eunice, Ellen and Naomi offer wildly different versions of the gooseberry-jam cook who nearly cooked Mama's goose. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Ellen: Betty White. (Repeat).
Naomi's efforts to be voted Friendly Employee of the Month win her an obscene caller. Dorothy Lyman, Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Recently divorced Ellen finds relief from her grief in a new boy friend (Gary Hudson) she doesn't want her family to meet. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Imogene Coca plays Mama's cousin Gert, once a spirited woman whose time in an old-folks' home has mellowed her considerably. Alvin: Jack Gilford. (Repeat).
Naomi persuades her shaky-kneed husband (Ken Berry) to do his Fred Astaire imitation at the Bigger Jigger's amateur-night contest. Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
A back spasm floors Mama just before Vint and Naomi's guests arrive for a fancy dinner that Mama cooked but isn't invited to. Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
A demanding Mama is driving the family crazy because she can't drive and won't learn. Ellen: Betty White. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Vint: Ken Berry. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
A fan-voted playlist with some of the greatest videos ever made from country's top superstars. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip becomes an outing á la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen (Jenna Elfman) and then force a trucker off the road. Off. Thomas: Ben Thomas. Off. Gumer: David Strickland. Toll Booth Operator: Ritch Shydner. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J.'s Thanksgiving pageant includes a "Pulp Fiction" twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
With his old band mate (John Popper) in town, Dan's got the blues, regretting that he gave up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne. John Goodman, who plays Dan, also sings. Bob: John McConnell. The Band: Chris Kinchla, Brendan Hill, Bob Sheehan. (Repeat).
As the family gathers to make a video for the new baby, Becky and Darlene make a surprising discovery: their parents' old love letters. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
Roseanne has anything but traditional ideas for Leon's untraditional wedding---to Scott (Fred Willard). Cameos by Milton Berle and Mariel Hemingway. Mrs. Carp: June Lockhart. Rev. Crosley: Norm Crosby. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a market ends in a food fight when Jackie outsells her sister; and David comes to a decision after an argument with Dan. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).