2024-10-02
Mike's special birthday wish is for his wife and mother to get along, but trying to plan the party leads to more conflict than ever between the two. Meanwhile, Samuel and Carl take a liking to the same woman. (Repeat).
Molly learns that Joyce said good-bye to her artistic side when she became a mother, so she convinces Mike they need to try their hands at some new hobbies, starting with roller skating. (Repeat).
With Molly out of town for a teacher's conference, a lonely Mike turns to junk food for solace. Meanwhile, James delivers some sad news to Carl, which leads Carl to consider leaving Chicago. (Repeat).
Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize a fellow teacher is hitting on her. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Mike to join him in an unusual money-making scheme (Repeat).
In the Season 3 finale, Mike's mom dumps Capt. Murphy, who retaliates by sending Mike and Carl on a detail at a Renaissance Faire, where a tornado approaches while Mike and Molly each try to reach the other with important news. (Repeat).
In the Season 4 premiere, Molly makes a monumental decision regarding her teaching career. (Repeat).
Doug pairs off with Kelly, while Carrie goes out with Deacon after the couples realize they have more in common with their friend's spouse than they do with their own; Arthur gives advice to a woman working at a coffee shop. (Repeat).
Carrie plans a weekend getaway with coworkers on a company retreat, but Doug shows up and spoils it; Danny and Spence sneak backstage at a Huey Lewis concert dressed as guards. Huey Lewis appears as himself. (Repeat).
A driver from a rival delivery service befriends Doug, whose buddies are suspicious of the guy's motive; Carrie mentors a troubled 16-year-old girl, but the teen ends up having more of an influence on her. (Repeat).
Carrie decides to put Arthur in a retirement home after he accidentally sets a fire in the basement. But Doug isn't sure they should ship him out after he learns a surprising secret about Arthur. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence argue over who gets the larger bedroom in their apartment since Danny promised that, after two years, he would move out and let Spence have it. (Repeat).
Doug buys an ice-cream truck with his and Carrie's tax refund. Carrie is furious, but Doug thinks it's a great way to make money---until he meets the competition. Also, Carrie pretends to be a mom in a model home and starts enjoying her fake family too much. (Repeat).
Doug gets sexy phone calls from a woman claiming to have spent a wild weekend with him and he can't get her to believe she has the wrong Doug Heffernan. Also, Spence and Danny vie for the attention of an attractive waitress. (Repeat).
Doug becomes supervisor when O'Boyle checks into a rehab center, and Doug promptly messes everything up; Carrie gets jealous when a coworker is promoted after confronting their boss about the chintzy bonus he gave them. (Repeat).
Doug inadvertently scares Deacon's son, Major, so badly that the boy refuses to be around him. Meanwhile, Arthur starts a business employing senior citizens who ride along with lone drivers so they can use car-pool lanes. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham returns for his stand up special. (Repeat).
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's world tour visits 12 countries on five continents and presents one culture shock after another for his familiar puppets, including Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham returns for his stand up special. (Repeat).
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's world tour visits 12 countries on five continents and presents one culture shock after another for his familiar puppets, including Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).
After getting mugged, Mama joins the other family women in a self-defense class. Chuck: Marshall Teague. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
An old family friend sells Mama a used car that gives a new twist to the word "lemon." Babcock: Robert Rockwell. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
The Food Circus store manager hires Mama to head customer relations, a move that's bound to irritate checker Naomi (Dorothy Lyman). Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Vint and Naomi finally get a honeymoon at a motel---only to have Mama barge in announcing she has nowhere else to stay. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Mama's goaded into running against the smugly incumbent---and decidedly incompetent---mayor. First of two parts. Tutwiller: Alan Oppenheimer. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Her honor the new mayor discovers there's a lot more hassle to the job than she'd imagined. Vint: Ken Berry. Tutwiller: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from the hottest artists in 90s country music. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa. Carol: Moon Zappa. Todd Oldham: Himself. Christy: Christy Martin. Yama: Ahmet Zappa. Jill: Colleen Camp. Make-up Artist: Tammy Faye Messner. (Repeat).
From 1996: Edina and Patsy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley) are guests---with Roseanne and Jackie---at a soirée that becomes a "Rosemary's Baby" experience for Roseanne. Tina: Marlo Thomas. (Repeat).
A visit with the Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into Astrid's dysfunctional family. Doris: Dina Merrill. Kiki: Hilary Tuck. Astrid: Mo Gaffney. Chip: Dana Gould. Lily: Phil Leeds. (Repeat).
Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat (Iqbal Theba) hostage on a train. Steven Seagal has a cameo. Hakeem: Ahmed Ahmed. Frank: Gary Kasper. Louis: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs. (Repeat).
Thanksgiving isn't the same with Dan away, and with a caterer (Bob Fuller) preparing the turkey feast in the new kitchen. Prince Carlos: Jim Varney. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. (Repeat).
Bev (Estelle Parsons) seeks answers from her free-spirited mom (Shelley Winters), while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).