2024-10-03
As part of her research for the crime novel she's writing, Molly visits Victoria's workplace at the funeral parlour, while at home, Mike takes a peek at Molly's manuscript. (Repeat).
Budding author Molly meets her literary idol, whose cynical advice is to focus on what she wouldn't want people to know about, while Mike tries to cheer up his down-in-the-dumps mother by having her over for dinner. (Repeat).
Molly suspects the next-door neighbor is into something shady, so she and Joyce keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, the guys' poker game turns into a confessional as they reveal their dreams and aspirations. (Repeat).
Molly needs to toe the line when it comes to buying shoes, especially since Mike is now their sole support. (Repeat).
Mike gets shot during a robbery, leading him to question his mortality and his choice of profession. (Repeat).
Disappointed with how her novel is coming along, Molly decides to take a breather, but must come up with a suitable way to pass the time. (Repeat).
Doug becomes supervisor when O'Boyle checks into a rehab center, and Doug promptly messes everything up; Carrie gets jealous when a coworker is promoted after confronting their boss about the chintzy bonus he gave them. (Repeat).
Doug inadvertently scares Deacon's son, Major, so badly that the boy refuses to be around him. Meanwhile, Arthur starts a business employing senior citizens who ride along with lone drivers so they can use car-pool lanes. (Repeat).
Doug adopts a dog from a neighbor to prove that he and Carrie are good people after they aren't invited to a neighborhood block party. Unfortunately, Doug turns the dog into a lazy slob and then tries to get rid of him. Also, Arthur attempts to help Danny kick a gambling problem, but Arthur ends up getting hooked himself. (Repeat).
Arthur asks Doug and Carrie to pay for braces after Major draws a picture of him with crooked teeth; and Kelly hires Spence to be a houseboy after he loses his job. (Repeat).
Carrie is upset when she learns that Deacon and Kelly bought a vacation house. She believes they were able to afford it because they're cheap and freeload off of her and Doug. Elsewhere, Arthur gives job-hunting tips to Spence. (Repeat).
Doug becomes a vegetarian after he hits and nearly kills a chicken with his truck. Carrie is supportive of Doug's new lifestyle until he tries to force it on her. At work, Carrie's boss gives her a thick novel to read so they can talk about it, but the book proves to be too boring for Carrie to get through. (Repeat).
Christy tries to make amends for her past deeds. Bonnie takes a cue from her and decides to make up for treating Alvin so poorly through the years. (Repeat).
Family secrets surface when Christy and Bonnie join Violet's therapy session. (Repeat).
Christy meets her single neighbor (Colin Hanks). Meanwhile, romantic plans for Bonnie and Alvin are foiled by Alvin's ex-wife (Beverly D'Angelo). (Repeat).
Christy seeks a new career. Meanwhile, Bonnie and Alvin attempt to recapture their youth. (Repeat).
Sophia enters a walkathon while the others baby-sit the participants' kids. But when it's over, one baby is unclaimed. Estelle Getty, Betty White. Norman: Christopher Burton. Emily's Father: Nat Bernstein. Bob: Ray Combs. (Repeat).
The prospect of guests arriving with no room for them evokes memories of similar situations. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White. Stationmaster: Randy Bennett. Clown: Charles Bouvier. (Repeat).
The man in Dorothy's life turns out to be a man of the cloth. Frank Leahy: John McMartin. Father Callahan: Barney McGeary. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Tony: Charles Erikson. Priest: Charles Summers. (Repeat).
Dorothy invites Sophia's sister (Nancy Walker) to stay with them until she finds a place in Miami. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Tony: Joe Alfasa. (Repeat).
Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading and decides to have plastic surgery. Dr. Taylor: Joseph Whipp. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Nurse: Jody Price. (Repeat).
Dorothy blames herself when her pupil wins a writing contest---only to alert the INS that he's an illegal alien. Beatrice Arthur. Sam Burns: John Braden. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence, Dorothy Lyman) battle in court after Naomi's vacuum cleaner burns Mama's rug. Judge: Michael Constantine. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
On her birthday, Mama recalls the day she turned 30---which she'd rather forget. Young Vint: David Friedman. Young Eunice: Tanya Fenmore. (Repeat).
Mama's long-lost brother-in-law pops in and charms everyone---except Mama (Vicki Lawrence). Sonja: Karin Argoud. Buzz: Eric Brown. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Fran is writing advice to the lovelorn, but it's Mama who comes up with all the smart answers. Dwight Nettles: Conrad Janis. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Mama can't rest in peace after discovering that the grave next to her husband Carl is occupied by one Hannah B. Gratsinger. Pratt: Cliff Osmond. (Repeat).
After her sister dies under suspicious circumstances, Mama is determined to give her late sister a "perfect day" on the day of the funeral. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Mama must keep her temper under control for two weeks if she wants to collect on her sister Fran's will. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Finstadtler: Ralph Manza. (Repeat).
Mama refuses to resolve a quarrel with her daughter Ellen (Betty White) until she discovers that Ellen is in the hospital. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
When Mama's dreams start providing the names of winning horses, the family figures they're in the money. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Mama, Iola and Naomi decide to have a chili cook-off so Vint can decide whose is the best. Vicki Lawrence, Beverly Archer, Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
A fan-voted playlist with some of the greatest videos ever made from country's top superstars. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
The family welcomes Dan home with open arms at Christmas, but Roseanne is surprised by the chilly reception she gets from her hubby. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
Jackie threatens to tell Roseanne about Dan's affair in California, but first Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
As Dan packs his bags, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food, and D.J. finds a soul mate (Heather Matarazzo) to share his troubles. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse Roseanne out of bed, where she's lying low amid piles of junk food. Heather: Heather Matarazzo. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie hobnob at the country club with Lanford's upper crust, including the son (James Brolin) of their former boss at the plastics factory. Barnes: Richard Derby. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Edgar and Roseanne wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout but want to continue spending time together. Edgar: James Brolin. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).