2024-06-29
Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record. Voices: Stephen Root, Mike Judge, Johnny Hardwick, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segal Aldon. (Repeat).
Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy. Voices: Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge, Pamela Segall Adlon, Brittany Murphy. (Repeat).
In "Treehouse of Horror XXIII," Marge and Homer go back to ancient Mayan times and learn that the world will come to an end in 2012; and a glitch in the Springfield Subatomic Supercollider wreaks havoc on the city; Marge as a youngster has a devil of a time after entering into a satanic pact; and Bart travels back to 1974 for a chance to buy a comic book at its cover price, and inadvertently puts
An auto accident sends Marge car shopping, and after she buys the perfect five-passenger vehicle she realizes that the car would be too small if she were to have another baby, which she is considering, much to Homer's shock. Meanwhile, Bart and his pals try to discover why Lisa is leaving school early for clandestine meetings downtown. (Repeat).
After Grampa takes it on the lam from the retirement home, a frantic Homer and Marge try to track him down, and their search uncovers some surprising secrets from his past, including the revelation that he once worked at a restaurant with Marvin Hamlisch (who provides his own voice) and fell in love with a singer at the eatery. Meanwhile, Lisa is flush with excitement when she discovers the joys o
Homer is thrown for a loop when he discovers one of his bowling buddies is an accountant for the mob, while Lisa passes out during a saxophone solo and decides to add an extra nutritional supplement, insects, to her vegetarian diet. But when she dreams of the bugs pleading for their lives, she reconsiders her decision. (Repeat).
Homer is bummed when his "MyPad" tablet computer breaks, but hope springs eternal when Ned Flanders discovers a tree with magical powers and a bark that spells out "HOPE" in the Simpsons' backyard. (Repeat).
Wanting to cultivate a cooler image, Homer starts hanging out with his hip new neighbors from Portland, Ore., but Marge has some problems with their modern child-rearing methods and Bart catches on that their son, T-Rex, is a little monster. (Repeat).
Bob needs more time to surprise Linda on her birthday, so he sends her out of the house, but when she goes missing, the Belchers must rally to find her. (Repeat).
A wicked storm puts a damper on the Belchers' beach vacation and forces them to take shelter with the mysterious owner of their rental property. (Repeat).
A thrilled Bob and Louise meet Hawk, the star of their favorite movie series. (Repeat).
In the Season 5 finale, the threat of a rent increase along the street leads Bob and other tenants to organize a rent strike, but soon they learn they must participate in competitions at Mr. Fischoeder's estate, where the winners will get the more reasonable rates. (Repeat).
In the Season 6 premiere, Bob laments his recent hair loss, so a nostalgic Linda recalls how it was actually his mustache that made her fall for him many years back. Meanwhile, the children offer their own takes on how their parents met. (Repeat).
Bob has big dollars signs in his eyes when he learns the upcoming Land Ship parade will be passing by his store, but his hopes go down the toilet when he finds out that two portable johns will be set up in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina spices up her boring life by hanging out with Jordan, who's been graffitiing the school. (Repeat).
As the Belchers ready for Halloween, Louise reveals that she's never been scared by anything, so the family pays a visit to a spooky haunted house, where things start going bump in the night. (Repeat).
Bob's big Thanksgiving plans and festivities are put on hold when he has to go pick up an injured Gayle and on the way home gets stuck in the middle of a surprise snowstorm. As a result, the holiday and the fate of the turkey fall to Linda. (Repeat).
A humbug of a mall Santa threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on his Naughty List, so the kids organize a holiday musical extravaganza in hopes of securing slots on the Nice List. (Repeat).
Bob hosts a dinner party to bond with his new friend, while Gayle seizes the opportunity to introduce her new boyfriend to the family, unbeknownst to her that Louise has an on-going feud with the guy and is determined to break them up. (Repeat).
Gene and Courtney's request to become the new hosts of morning announcements may be complicated by their romantic relationship, while Tina volunteers to head the Valentine's Day carnation fundraiser, where her attempt to play Cupid misses the mark. (Repeat).
A slip on the sidewalk forces Bob to initiate legal action to pay for his surgery, after which he comes under the care of Jairo, who intends to heal him without using a physician. Meanwhile, the kids fabricate a law firm to settle their personal differences (Repeat).
Charlie is going batty trying to keep rats out of Paddy's basement, so the gang decides to throw him a surprise party to cheer him up. (Repeat).
When the gang goes to Atlantic City for a charity benefit, Frank, Dee and Mac get lost en route. But Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to town and have the time of their lives. Philadelphia Phillies Ryan Howard and Chase Utley have cameos. (Repeat).
Dee's blessed event is fast approaching, but the father's identity remains a mystery---to the gang, at least. So they throw a party and invite all of Dee's former flings. (Repeat).
In the Season 6 finale, the gang sets out to discover the joy of Christmas. Their holiday adventure includes a sleigh full of stolen toys, childhood videos, naked elves and a bloody encounter with Santa Claus. (Repeat).
In the conclusion of the Season 6 finale, the gang sets out to discover the joy of Christmas. Their holiday adventure includes a sleighful of stolen toys, childhood videos, naked elves and a bloody encounter with Santa Claus. (Repeat).
Season 7 premiere: Frank wants to marry a prostitute and the gang can't talk him out of it. While Dee sets out to burnish the hooker's heart of gold, Charlie takes a different tack: He tries to set Frank up with another woman. Meanwhile, Mac has put on a lot of weight. "I'm cultivating mass," he tells Dennis. (Repeat).
Dee and Dennis take the gang to their favorite childhood vacation spot on the Jersey Shore. Things aren't quite as they remember them. Still, Mac, Frank and Charlie have the times of their lives; Dee and Dennis not so much. (Repeat).
Frank finds himself in the child beauty-pageant business and fears that people might think that he's in it for the wrong reasons. Meanwhile, Dee wages war on stage moms; and Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they have found a contestant to back. (Repeat).
While Dee tries to weasel her way out of an IRS audit, the guys set up a new (and, they say, democratic) way of running Paddy's. (Repeat).
An examination of the process of making movies follows a production from script to screen.
This action-spy thriller prequel features the Duke of Oxford getting wind of a sinister plot to eradicate millions of people in a pre-World War I Europe, being concocted by some of the world's notorious historical figures such as Rasputin. The story follows and unfolds the origins of the Kingsman, the independent intelligence agency. (Repeat).
Nonstop action ensues when a secret agent recruits a juvenile delinquent into a top-secret spy organization modeled after the Knights of the Round Table. Together, they battle a tech genius with a diabolical plan to end global warming with a giant cull of the population. (Repeat).