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Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest. Betty White and Michael Clarke Duncan are guest voices. Pamela Segall, Mike Judge, Johnny Hardwick. (Repeat).

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse. Voices include Phil Hendrie, Toby Huss, David Herman, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust---until she lets Dale sell guns there, too. Voices: Peri Gilpin, Allison Janney, Amanda Carlin, Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

A local pork producer (Michael Keaton) is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend. Chuck Mangione, Brittany Murphy, Ashley Gardner. (Repeat).

An edgy, dysfunctional Christmas with the Simpsons features some disturbing twists. Martha Stewart has a voice cameo, and Katy Perry appears in a live-action segment with puppets of the Simpsons. (Repeat).

After Homer is jailed on New Year's Eve for bribery, he agrees to go undercover as an informant against mobster Fat Tony (voice of Joe Mantegna) to reduce his sentence. Jon Hamm has a voice cameo as an FBI investigator. (Repeat).

Marge recalls "The Cool Moms," a social group of women who set up playdates for their young sons. Her social life gets a lift when she reconnects with the group, but there's soon trouble in paradise. (Repeat).

Homer learns about parenting from a 1980s sitcom. James Lipton and David Mamet have voice cameos. (Repeat).

Marge's hair turns gray, and the family has a hard time adjusting to the change. (Repeat).

Bart becomes a filmmaker for an animated short by a bizarre series of coincidences, and Homer becomes the voice of his lead character, Angry Dad. Naturally, they become the toast of awards season. Halle Berry and Ricky Gervais have voice cameos as themselves. (Repeat).

Linda and the girls attempt to build a loft bed for Louise in just one day. Meanwhile, Bob and Gene host a group of gamers and their tabletop role-playing game. (Repeat).

When Bob volunteers to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a retirement home, Louise gets stuck helping him on his most intense cooking day of the year. Meanwhile, Gene and Tina try to help Zeke entertain the residents. (Repeat).

Susmita offers to help Tina with a photography class assignment, but Tina can't stop thinking about all the fun Tammy, Jocelyn, Zeke and Jimmy Jr. are having ditching class. Meanwhile, a woman who used to live in the Belchers' apartment comes for a visit (Repeat).

After Gene breaks his favorite, extremely rare '70s era Christmas record, Tina and Louise join him in the search for another copy. Meanwhile, Teddy wants to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda. (Repeat).

Louise realizes that Mr. Frond's new plan of students evaluating their teachers has shifted the balance of power at school from teacher to kid. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda discover that they don't agree on where they want their final resting place to be. (Repeat).

Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant on Kingshead Island. Meanwhile, the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict Jen the babysitter. (Repeat).

Joe's dream of becoming a published author nears fruition when Peter decides to help him, but a happy ending doesn't appear possible when Peter begins monopolizing the writing duties. Meanwhile, Brian experiences his first runner's high, which turns him into an exercise beast in an attempt to re-create that euphoric feeling. (Repeat).

Lois and Peter open a cookie store, but things take a bad turn when he devises an interesting way to scare up customers. (Repeat).

After Brian undergoes cosmetic surgery he is faced with a new career---real-estate agent---which leads to trouble with Quagmire. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving eve, a drunken and ravenous Peter and Brian wolf down the holiday turkey, and then must go on hunt to find a replacement bird. With Peter gone, Chris decides to step up and take over as man of the house. (Repeat).

Peter is stunned to run into Jesus at the mall, and even more stunned to discover that he is still a virgin, so Peter recruits Quagmire and Cleveland to celebrate Jesus' birthday by finding a way to end his celibacy. (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian rev up the time machine to help Chris pass his history class, which leads to the three of them getting stuck in the past. (Repeat).

Brainy Brian takes the SATs for Meg and scores poorly, and everyone suspects he's not as bright as they thought. With that in mind, Peter takes him under wing to show him the joys and benefits of being dumb and having a low IQ. (Repeat).

Meg is recruited as a model for an industry that caters to a certain group of fetishists, while Brian and Stewie hit the road together when the latter decides to see what the world is like outside of preschool. (Repeat).

Peter learns that his real first name is Justin, which he takes on as his younger, cooler alter ego. Later, at Peter/Justin's party, Quagmire lands in some big trouble with his mother. (Repeat).

Peter and some neighbors form a detective agency, and get quite a surprise when they uncover a local thief. Meanwhile, Lois is concerned about a delusional Chris' relationship with a new girlfriend, but also realizes that it wouldn't hurt if Peter were to emulate Chris' romantic ways. (Repeat).

The Planet Express crew set out to save the holiday traditions of Xmas, Robanukah and Kwanzaa. Guest voices include Al Gore and Coolio. (Repeat).

Bender enters a witness-protection program after testifying against the Robot Mafia. (Repeat).

Leela's preoccupation with hunting a four-dimensional space whale turns into an obsession. (Repeat).

After quitting his job, Fry joins the police department and is assigned to the Future Crimes Division. (Repeat).

In Part 1 of the Season 3 finale, Archer and his ISIS colleagues boldly go to the final frontier to prevent a catastrophe aboard the International Space Station. (Repeat).

Conclusion of the Season 3 finale: Archer and his ISIS colleagues voyage to the final frontier to prevent a catastrophe aboard the International Space Station. They come to wish they hadn't. (Repeat).

Archer visits a spa for a weekend in an attempt to rid himself of amnesia in the fourth-season premiere. (Repeat).

Archer and an old friend (voice of Timothy Olyphant) struggle to survive in the Vermont wilderness. (Repeat).

An international spy's world is thrown into a tailspin when he is transformed into a bumbling pigeon. He must then learn to work with his socially awkward yet intelligent young tech guy, Walter, if he is to overcome a sinister scheme concocted by his arch-nemesis. (Repeat).

Lucas is a medical student who stumbled upon an orphaned dog he named Bella. The two become inseparable and form a special bond that is put to the test when Bella gets accidentally separated from Lucas. Determined to go back home, Bella sets off on an epic 400 mile adventure and meets new friends, human and otherwise, along the way. (Repeat).

Danny Masterson and Topher Grace ("That '70s Show"), Tom Arnold and Chuck Mangione are guest voices as Dale exterminates at the Megalomart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank. Johnny Hardwick, Stephen Root, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Carmen Electra, Bruce Dern and George Foreman are guest voices as Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George's daughter. Brittany Murphy, Mike Judge, Pamela Segal. (Repeat).

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage. Breckin Meyer, Jonathan Joss, Kyle Howard, Stephen Root. (Repeat).

Jennifer Aniston and Jamie Kennedy are guest voices as Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle---until their first long trip. David Herman, Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Lisa finds that Homer pales in comparison with her substitute teacher, as does Bart with his opponent for class president. Voices: Harry Shearer, Yeardley Smith, Dan Castellaneta, Marcia Wallace, Nancy Cartwright. (Repeat).

Steve Martin and rock band U2 are guest voices as Homer defeats the sanitation commissioner with a dirty campaign and a slew of crazy promises. Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Julie Kavner. (Repeat).

Lisa is made to look like Eva Peron in this loose parody as faculty members undermine her student-body presidency. Michael Moore has a cameo, addressing striking students at Springfield Elementary. Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).

Homer's heroics during an emergency (caused by Bart) lead him to join the throng running for mayor when Quimby faces a recall. (Repeat).

Lisa's new best friend turns out to not only be a Republican, but her opponent in their second-grade class election. (Repeat).

Frustrated with the local government, Marge decides to run for mayor and, to win public support, she begins making Homer the butt of her jokes. (Repeat).

Linda encourages Teddy to attend a farewell ceremony for the ship on which he served in the Navy, but it means confronting his Navy pals and his past. (Repeat).

Gene begrudgingly agrees to participate in a music video for Courtney. Meanwhile, Teddy and Linda obsess over a mysterious customer at the restaurant. (Repeat).

After feeling slighted by a teacher during a special Ancient Greece unit, Louise, Millie and Regular Sized Rudy take matters into their own hands to restore justice. (Repeat).

Big Bob is coming to dinner so that Tina can interview him for a school project. While the family waits for Pop Pop to arrive, they take turns coming up with their own versions of an infamous tree incident that happened to him in his younger years. (Repeat).

Louise befriends a house spider and hides it in her room after Linda and Bob tell her to remove it from the apartment. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make a friend outside of the people that come to the restaurant. (Repeat).

Linda has a big day planned when her friend, Ginger, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bob and the kids help Nat with her Limo competition. (Repeat).

Brian tires of hanging out with Stewie, so Stewie attempts to save the relationship by having a baby, and maybe a few more, and uses Brian's DNA for impregnation. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland putt their heads together in an attempt to make a viral video. (Repeat).

Meg lands a job at the airport, where, as the hottest employee, she turns instantly popular. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a relationship therapist and starts giving advice to Lois and Peter, which frustrates Peter, who considers telling Donna a long-held secret about Cleveland's bachelor party. (Repeat).

Peter stumbles upon a missing boy and is celebrated as a town hero, while Joe decides to quit his job and take a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland. (Repeat).

A stint in obedience school takes some of the bite out of Brian, and Peter soon realizes he liked his pal better when he was feistier. Meanwhile, Chris is bummed when he learns his new friend only buddied up to him to get closer to Meg. (Repeat).

After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back. (Repeat).

Peter boasts that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, and then gets the chance to prove it. Meanwhile, Stewie turns jealous when new classroom-mom Lois pays more attention to his young schoolmates. (Repeat).

In the Season 13 finale, Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counseling retreat. While back at home, Carter watches the kids and is flustered over the fact that they would rather play electronic games than ones that would require actual old-fashion participation. (Repeat).

Season 14 begins as Stewie is given drugs for his ADD and Brian uses them to pen an epic 2000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter engage in an Iron Chef-style competition to see who gets to keep his new cooking show. (Repeat).

For Father's Day, the guys locate Joe's estranged dad, but when Joe tells them the man can't deal with people who have disabilities, Peter pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that, heightwise, he'll never grow past 5'1", so he begins to pal around with Tiny Tom Cruise to fully comprehend how it must feel to be a short person. (Repeat).

A fight between Stewie and Brian results in Stewie trying to make him jealous by building a robot buddy. Meanwhile, Lois orders Peter to buy a new mattress. (Repeat).

Copies of Bender may take over Earth after the robot learns how to clone himself. (Repeat).

A secret mission by Dr. Zoidberg and the Professor from long ago is discovered by the crew. (Repeat).

Bender dies, but his presence lingers in the Planet Express building in the form of his disembodied software. (Repeat).

The crew meet a strange alien with the ability to alter their gender identities. (Repeat).

Krieger offers to make a pair of robotic legs for Gillette. (Repeat).

Archer and his stepfather are chased by gangsters. (Repeat).

Archer's former fiancée asks him to help her cyborg boyfriend, who is trapped in outer space. (Repeat).

Archer is bitten by a snake. (Repeat).

Lucas is a medical student who stumbled upon an orphaned dog he named Bella. The two become inseparable and form a special bond that is put to the test when Bella gets accidentally separated from Lucas. Determined to go back home, Bella sets off on an epic 400 mile adventure and meets new friends, human and otherwise, along the way. (Repeat).

A dog named Enzo wants to be reincarnated into a human.The dog reflects on his life and relationship with a Formula One race car driver who understands that the techniques needed on the racetrack can also be used to successfully navigate everyday life. (Repeat).

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat. Lauren Tom, Ashley Gardner, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions. Phil Hendrie, Toby Huss, Pamela Segall. (Repeat).

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride. Pamela Segall, Stephen Root, Toby Huss. (Repeat).

Grampa is kicked out of the nursing home for being too surly, and moves in with the Simpsons. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa visit Springfield Desert State Park, where Lisa makes a discovery that promises a cure for Grampa's grumpiness but it may have a cost. (Repeat).

Cheech and Chong launch a reunion comedy tour, but Chong refuses to do the old routines and leaves the stage during the Springfield show. Homer fills in for him, and Cheech hires Homer to perform with him as "Cheech and Chunk." Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa try to help the crazy cat lady, a compulsive hoarder, to clean up her house, but Marge catches the hoarding bug. (Repeat).

Homer's rage toward Bart gets him in trouble with a therapist (Paul Rudd) who manages to reverse Bart and Homer's roles. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has a voice cameo as himself. (Repeat).

Lisa becomes an apprentice to a magician, the Great Raymondo (voice of Martin Landau), and ends up inadvertently embroiled in a showdown of the craft's elite. David Copperfield and Penn and Teller have voice cameos as themselves. (Repeat).

Fat Tony (voice of Joe Mantegna) woos Marge's sister Selma, and they marry. Marge worries that Selma is choosing her new lifestyle over family after the whirlwind romance, but Tony invites Homer and Marge to join them on a getaway at the Jersey shore. Meanwhile, Bart develops a gift for finding truffles, much to Lisa's delight. (Repeat).

Homer has a gift for hairstyling, but listening to women's problems and gossip all day makes him wonder if it's not really a curse. Meanwhile, Milhouse's heart is broken after declaring his love for Lisa, but he catches the eye of a popular fifth-grader (voice of Kristen Schaal), and that changes everything. (Repeat).

When Gene becomes obsessed with an old handheld game, Bob offers to help with a school project, in hopes of steering his son towards more "interesting" pursuits. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina take over a grocery store kiddie ride. (Repeat).

When Louise, Gene and Tina try to track down a lost family recipe for a Mother's Day gift for Linda, first they have to navigate an old family feud. (Repeat).

When Tina's new shirt is ridiculed by Tammy and Jocelyn in a Wagstaff News segment called "Wow or Weird," she turns to her erotic friend-fiction and writes about a futuristic world in which she is a robot. (Repeat).

Tina is on a mission that could get her into a lot of trouble. Then, her family reads her erotic friend fiction, finds out what Tina is up to and tries to stop her. (Repeat).

Bob, Linda and the kids help Mr. Fischoeder put on a play to get his brother Felix to confess to a theft. Louise is jealous of Tina's hands. (Repeat).

The family's Labor Day lake trip takes a turn when the Belchers are trapped in their cabin. (Repeat).