2024-10-01
Hank receives a package of his late father's belongings, including war medals, his uniform and a tape explaining his last wishes. (Repeat).
Bobby's baseball career has its ups and downs after he signs up for a new little league, and friction develops between Hank and the new coach (voice of David Herman). (Repeat).
Luanne becomes a children's entertainer with her manger baby puppets, and aspiring agent John Redcorn makes her the star of a children's DVD. Meanwhile, Dale writes a children's book about a gun and her little lost bullet. (Repeat).
Boomhauer swaps houses with a Canadian family for the summer and gets friendly with his temporary neighbor, Suzette, in the 13th-season finale. Meanwhile, the Hills have some friction with their new Canadian neighbors. (Repeat).
Cutbacks in prescription-drug benefits send Homer and Grandpa to Canada, and make them heroes upon their return. Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).
Marge insists on becoming an active partner in Moe's after Homer takes out another mortgage to finance the tavern's required repairs. Hank Azaria, Julie Kavner, Dan Castellaneta. (Repeat).
Homer's victory dance at a carnival game leads to fame as a personal choreographer, and a gig producing the Super Bowl halftime show, with help from Flanders. Athlete cameos include Tom Brady, Michelle Kwan, Warren Sapp, LeBron James and Yao Ming. (Repeat).
50 Cent has a cameo as Bart fakes his own kidnapping after defying his parents to attend a rap concert. Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright. (Repeat).
Springfield legalizes gay marriage to attract tourists, and Homer becomes an ordained minister (via the Internet) to cash in. Tress MacNeille, Harry Shearer, Julie Kavner. (Repeat).
Tired of his teasing, Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart, with Gary Busey explaining how it works in an accompanying video. Jane Kaczmarek, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).
On the series 5 premiere, Gene's musical based on "Die Hard" isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night as Wagstaff Middle School's performance of a "Working Girl"-inspired musical that features Tina. (Repeat).
Tina becomes romantically involved with a spirit who is believed to reside in the Belchers' basement. (Repeat).
When Bob learns that his burgers have contributed to Teddy's health issues, he decides to become his workout buddy and the two sign up for stuntman boot camp, which puts a strain on their friendship. Meanwhile, the kids put down an ice rink in the freezer, and Linda takes charge of their underground ice-wrestling league. (Repeat).
Bob boycotting Thanksgiving doesn't keep Linda and the kids from attending a Fischoeder-sponsored holiday festival, where a wild bird runs a-fowl and causes pandemonium among the attendees. (Repeat).
Bob enters a burger contest but discovers he's missing his secret ingredient, so the kids scramble to find the special spice. (Repeat).
Bob and his dad, "Big Bob", try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument at Big Bob's Christmas party. Meanwhile, the kids compete to get the best present for Bob. (Repeat).
Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident. Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine, and restoring him to his "true height." (Repeat).
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. (Repeat).
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. (Repeat).
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. (Repeat).
Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. (Repeat).
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to removethe statue that commemorates him. (Repeat).
When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family, and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own. (Repeat).
After he makes it through flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat. (Repeat).
Leela dabbles in politics when she manages a campaign for a presidential candidate, but the race is complicated by a missing birth certificate. (Repeat).
Bender becomes a paparazzo and tries to photograph a well-known actor whose face has never been seen. (Repeat).
Leela's mom begins dating Zapp Brannigan, much to her daughter's dismay. (Repeat).
Amy and Leela's performance in a sport called butterfly derby is enhanced when they become addicted to a nutritional supplement known as nectar. (Repeat).
Archer's former fiancée asks him to help her cyborg boyfriend, who is trapped in outer space. (Repeat).
Archer is bitten by a snake. (Repeat).
Archer, Lana and Cyril go on an undercover mission in a celebrity chef's kitchen. (Repeat).
Archer searches for a notorious coyote. (Repeat).
Gonzo steps into his first starring role in this extraterrestrial adventure in which he discovers that his long-lost relatives are from a distant planet. Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear and many other beloved Muppet characters are also on hand, along with the usual host of celebrity cameos. (Repeat).
When two boys stumble upon an old abandoned house, they open a locked book titled "Haunted Halloween". What they unleash is the stuff of Halloween scares - including witches, werewolves and giant gummy bears. Based on the Goosebumps series of books by best-selling children's author R.L. Stine. (Repeat).
Bobby is befriended by three older girls, who agree to be his dates for the homecoming dance. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys build a special cart to hold a homeless man's recycling. (Repeat).
Bobby displays a great knowledge about beef, which earns him a chance to go the state finals as a member of the Heimlich County Junior College Meat Examination team. Hank, of course, is busting with pride. (Repeat).