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Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination---of careers. Lisa Kudrow, Johnny Hardwick, Ashley Gardner, Brittany Murphy. (Repeat).

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners---and it's more than one. Owen Wilson, Brittany Murphy, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accomodation that's perfect---for Bobby. Pamela Segall, Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school. Ernie Grunwald, Chelcie Ross, Pamela Segall. (Repeat).

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues---and carelessly bugs his home. Robert Stack plays the tobacco tycoon. Ashley Gardner, Johnny Hardwick, Toby Huss. (Repeat).

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race. Harry Groener, Tom McGowan, Dave Thomas, Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them, then helps them win a prom concert by No Doubt (in a cameo). But it costs him with Connie. Pamela Segall, Lauren Tom, Toby Huss. (Repeat).

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class---for women. Joseph: Breckin Meyer. Connie: Lauren Tom. Kahn: Toby Huss. Chane, Bobby: Pamela Segall. (Repeat).

Homer's boss, Burns, wants to be governor to lower nuclear-safety standards to keep his plant on line. Voices: Harry Shearer, Julie Kavner, Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).

Homer and Marge attend a marriage retreat, where Homer catches a legendary fish---and maybe more. Voices: Hank Azaria, Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Marcia Wallace. (Repeat).

Springfield Elementary earns a grant, thanks to Lisa's latest A---a grade acquired by cheating; Homer plans to fatten up a small lobster, but becomes emotionally attached. Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).

In the 11th annual Halloween trilogy, a ghostly Homer tries to perform a good deed on Earth; Bart and Lisa are trapped in a fairy-tale forest; and dolphins revolt against humans after Lisa frees their king from the Springfield Marine Park. Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).

In the 17th-season opener, Alec Baldwin voices a marine biologist who counsels Marge after she leaves Homer for permitting illicit activity---what she describes as "snuggle films"---in the house to pay off a gambling debt. Joe Mantegna, Hank Azaria, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).

Selma and Patti's home movies make Marge nostalgic for the Barnacle Bay vacations of her youth, so Homer takes the family there, but the area has changed since the Bouviers were little girls. (Repeat).

An ecology-themed episode finds the Simpsons using a wind turbine in their backyard as a cheap, clean energy source, and Homer and Lisa trying to rescue a blue whale that's been beached by a storm. (Repeat).

Bart can't control his feelings when he gets a new teacher. Meanwhile, Lisa befriends an octopus. (Repeat).

When Peter learns his mother's home has been sold, he remembers that his old porn stash is still there, and when he returns for it he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life hasn't gone as planned. Reeling from the disappointment, he sets out to make sure the same thing doesn't befall Chris and forces the boy to spend time with Brian. (Repeat).

Peter's sister visits for Thanksgiving and proceeds to bully her brother, so a suddenly sympathetic Meg decides to train him for the big brother-sister wrestling match. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian decide to do a cleanse to avoid overeating during Thanksgiving, but Stewie may have bitten off more than he can chew. (Repeat).

Quagmire accidentally pocket-dials Peter and proclaims his love for Lois, leaving Peter furious and requiring Brian to fix things. (Repeat).

The guys find it tough to hang with Joe after he is left a quadriplegic in an accident during a running of the bulls. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to pretend he's a family's new pet when the husband of the woman he's sleeping with comes home unexpectedly. (Repeat).

A couch stolen from Peter's front lawn prompts the guys to form a neighborhood watch group. While on patrol, Peter shoots someone climbing into Cleveland's house and is arrested and charged with a hate crime. (Repeat).

Peter, Cleveland and Joe find an old VHS tape of an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he lived in Korea. When they can't find the series finale, the guys head to Korea to search for it, and there Quagmire is reunited with an old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie fears he's turning into a redhead. (Repeat).

With the Griffins low on funds, Stewie gets cast in a peanut-butter commercial and in a jiffy becomes the family breadwinner. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter turn into crazed show-business parents and Brian proves to Stewie that being a child actor is no big deal. (Repeat).

With Lois and her mom relaxing at a spa, Peter entertains his father-in-law at home, where the two guys get taken in an email scam. So off they go to Africa to get back their dough. Meanwhile, Brian takes an interest in Meg's friend, Patty. (Repeat).

Sterling is very upset when he learns that Mallory is dating his hero (and man-crush) Burt Reynolds (who provides his own voice). More upset, in fact, than he is about the Cuban hit squad that's out to get him. (Repeat).

Cyril is promoted to field agent, and Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy at ISIS. The staff doesn't think much of either development. (Repeat).

ISIS teams with the Mounties to transport a captured Canadian terrorist on a train. (Repeat).

Archer's surprise birthday present—a high-tech "spy" car—leads to many other surprises, none of them good. (Repeat).

Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister. (Repeat).

Ray's younger brother is in trouble with a crooked sheriff in the West Virginia backwoods, and Archer must come to the rescue. (Repeat).

The Agency teams up with Interpol to take down a highly organized ring of jewel thieves. Archer's skeptical as their Interpol contact seems to be treating the mission as more of an audition... but for which side? (Repeat).

Zara Khan thinks she's a real knockout, but Archer wants to prove he is just as stunning. Pam and Gillette sit back and keep score. (Repeat).

A successful business woman's life is turned upside down when her sister gets out of jail. Although her sister drives her crazy, she helps discover that her online boyfriend hasn't been completely honest with her. The sisters form a stronger bond as they plot their revenge. (Repeat).

One day, 12-year-old Max gets invited by the cool kids to a kissing party. Panicked because he doesn't know how to kiss, he enlists the help of two of his friends, Thor and Lucas, to help him uncover the mystery of kissing. After online research proves to be unproductive, they decide to take the drone owned by Max's father in order to spy on the neighboring teens. When the drone unexpectedly crash

Part 1 of 4. Fry discovers a tattoo of Bender, who is infected with a mind-control virus; a party ends badly for Hermes. (Repeat).

Part 2 of 4. Hermes copes without his body; Bender is ordered to steal valuable artifacts from Earth's past. (Repeat).

Part 3 of 4. Fry goes back in time, but discovers that things in the past aren't much better than the future. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Leela's wedding doesn't turn out like she planned; Bender's crime spree pays off in an intergalactic battle for Earth. (Repeat).

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up. Johnny Hardwick, Toby Huss, Stephen Root. (Repeat).

A female cop (Kathy Bates) gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico. Fred Willard, Marcelo Tubert, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter (David Herman) to broker a Christmas peace. Toby Huss, Stephen Root, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him. Lauren Tom, Pamela Segall, Toby Huss. (Repeat).

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer. Mike Judge, Pamela Segall, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

During a speech contest, Lisa sings her father's praises about his honesty and integrity on the youth-soccer field, and this leads to him being recruited as a World Cup referee. Once the family arrives in Brazil, Homer is approached by a gangster with a reputation for bribing officials and fixing matches. (Repeat).

It's more than Marge can swallow when she learns Lisa is dating a budding competitive eater, so she recruits Homer to give Lisa a taste of what other romantic options she has. Meanwhile, Bart helps an escaped convict out of a jam and is showered with gifts, but Milhouse gets the prisoner sent back and Bart must concoct a plan to spring him. (Repeat).

In a future world, Homer receives a new clone every time he dies; Lisa is married to Milhouse, who's a zombie; and Bart has custody problems with ex-wife, Jenda. (Repeat).

Art-class-hating Bart creates a voodoo doll of his art teacher, and when she becomes pregnant from the spell cast on her, the student becomes a hero to Springfield couples trying to conceive. Unfortunately, this spurs kidnappers to snatch Bart in an effort to conceive a thoroughbred racehorse. (Repeat).

After awakening in an idyllic world where everyone is made out of LEGOS and for once he fits in perfectly, Homer begins to have second thoughts and must piece together a plan on how to get back to square one. (Repeat).

After Homer insults the new neighbors, a charming British family, Marge decides she's through trying to be friends with other couples, but changes her tune after hearing Lisa say that she, too, doesn't feel the need to welcome newcomers into her life. (Repeat).

In the Season 25 finale, Bart's victory in Springfield Elementary's annual "Race Around the School" leaves him guilt-ridden because he received outside help in achieving his win. Meanwhile, Homer is fired up about getting the Fourth of July fireworks reinstated after they were canceled for budgetary reasons. (Repeat).

In the Season 26 premiere, Springfield is rocked when a resident dies; Krusty feels insulted during a comedy cable-channel roast and decides to retire; and Lisa steps in to protect Homer when she believes he's on his way to getting hurt. (Repeat).

In the Season 8 premiere, Bob's Burgers begins serving brunch to compete with Jimmy Pesto, but it quickly turns to chaos. Meanwhile, Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him. (Repeat).

When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. Meanwhile, Teddy decides to get into the inspirational poster business, but ends up with mixed results. (Repeat).

Bart's disrespectful behavior leads Marge to book him and Homer for a conflict-resolution cruise on the Relation Ship, and while Homer's away, Marge takes charge of his fantasy-football team, with surprising results. (Repeat).

When her sandwiches prove to be a big hit at Springfield Elementary, Marge opens a franchise store, but the day-to-day operations prove trying and, even more vexing, another of the same franchises starts doing business across the street. (Repeat).

Peter's obsession with apps for phones results in him breaking his, so he purchases a replacement that contains more memory and gives his old one to Chris, which proves to be a bad move. Meanwhile, Stewie signs up for a tennis club and asks Brian to be his partner. (Repeat).

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian is the only one eligible to buy alcohol because, in dog years, his age qualifies him. (Repeat).

The gang wins a party with Slurms McKenzie at the Slurm bottling plant, where they're marked for death after learning the secret ingredient. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).

After flushing Nibbler down the toilet, an artificially remorseful Bender joins Leela and Fry on their search in a sewer-world of mutants. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Tress MacNeille, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).

Court-martialed for blowing up a space station, Zap Brannigan and his assistant Kif join Planet Express, where Zap leads a mutiny against Leela. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).

Bender pawns his body, which is bought by and attached to a prominent head who uses his new mobility to run for political office---again. Voices: Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr, Dave Herman. (Repeat).

In a Halloween-theme episode Bart reads Aramaic symbols from the bottom of his desk and he and Lisa are transported to an alternate world filled with demons. Also, Moe organizes a "Clockwork Orange"-ish gang in which member Dum (Homer) falls for a young lady (Marge) who wants him to quit. In a homage to "The Others," the Simpsons reconnect with their earlier incarnations from the Tracey Ullman era

Lisa hopes to counter Mr. Burns' fracking operation by bringing in Assemblywoman Maxine Lombard, but is aghast when the two political opponents take a liking to each other. (Repeat).

Archer's sexcapades compromise his effectiveness as an agent—yet again—and this time it's really serious. (Repeat).

Archer's dead fiancée, Katya, miraculously reappears—in Krieger's lab. (Repeat).

In Part 1 of the Season 3 finale, Archer and his ISIS colleagues boldly go to the final frontier to prevent a catastrophe aboard the International Space Station. (Repeat).

Conclusion of the Season 3 finale: Archer and his ISIS colleagues voyage to the final frontier to prevent a catastrophe aboard the International Space Station. They come to wish they hadn't. (Repeat).

One day, 12-year-old Max gets invited by the cool kids to a kissing party. Panicked because he doesn't know how to kiss, he enlists the help of two of his friends, Thor and Lucas, to help him uncover the mystery of kissing. After online research proves to be unproductive, they decide to take the drone owned by Max's father in order to spy on the neighboring teens. When the drone unexpectedly crash

Pete and Billie are forced to re-evaluate their marriage and relationship after Pete abandons his wife and children when a controlled avalanche interrupts their family vacation at a ski resort in the Alps. The irreconcilable tension between Pete's defensive denials and Billie's trauma play out throughout the rest of their stay. (Repeat).

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor---and bungles it. Mike Judge, Pamela Segall, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

Laura Dern and Alan Rickman are guest voices as Peggy stirs up rebellion among female workers at a Renaissance Faire where Hank is trying to land a big account. Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Brittany Murphy. (Repeat).

Yakov Smirnoff, Charlie Daniels and Vince Gill are guest voices as violinist Connie ditches a classical competition for bluegrass after Hank introduces her to the genre. Lauren Tom, Toby Huss, Johnny Hardwick. (Repeat).

Jeff Goldblum plays a con man who offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund. Kathy Najimy, David Herman, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton. Voices include Edward Asner, John C. McGinley and Jack Carter as Cotton's war buddies. Stephen Root, Mike Judge, Johnny Hardwick. (Repeat).

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane. Mother Superior: Kathryn Harrold. Sister Mary Catherine, Claire: Cynthia Stevenson. (Repeat).

In a crossover episode with "Futurama," that show's Planet Express crew arrives in modern-day Springfield to keep the Simpsons from having a disastrous impact on the future. (Repeat).

Bart's new teacher at school proves to be a bully who wants to crush his spirit. (Repeat).

A midlife crisis leads Homer to pick up the bass guitar and join other Springfield fathers in a cover band that becomes a springboard for an unlikely breakout performer. (Repeat).

It looks like Homer won't be home for Christmas after he stays too long at Moe's Tavern on Christmas Eve and an irate Marge tells him not to return to their house, so he's left to wander alone around Springfield and lament the effects of Christmas spirits. (Repeat).

The Simpsons get on the wrong ride on a trip to the Dizzneeland amusement park and are transported to Kang and Kodos' home planet, where Homer finds himself on the locals' menu. (Repeat).

Homer is hypnotized at the circus and made to believe he's a young boy again, so Bart takes advantage of the situation and enlists him as his new best friend and partner in crime. (Repeat).

On Halloween night, Linda tries to impress the kids by taking them to look for a wolf that has been terrorizing the town. Meanwhile, an injured and medicated Bob believes that Teddy has turned into a werewolf. (Repeat).

When Tina launches a babysitting enterprise, it is quickly derailed after her business nemesis, Tammy, is hired to work alongside her. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda check out their competition at a restaurant that's known for its burgers. (Repeat).

When Teddy's family unexpectedly announces that they're coming for Thanksgiving, the Belchers reluctantly agree to pitch in. The preparation proves to be much more challenging than they had anticipated, especially upon discovering that Teddy is a secret hoarder. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Linda is determined to host a party at the restaurant, in an effort to spread a little extra cheer around the neighborhood. But when she realizes that her prized ornaments have been stolen, she quickly begins questioning all guests, including Marshmallow's friend Art the Artist. (Repeat).

After a rough break up on Valentine's Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls' night out to make Tina feel better. Meanwhile, Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer. (Repeat).